Quote Blog

4/12/2003

spikesofsilver: it's "some kid"
spikesofsilver: not "sane kid"
spikesofsilver: i don't think there was a sane kid in the place

"sshhh!"

*beginning of Caesar (is fun but not that fun) of fun section*

"see, this is what makes me get up and take a little walk... when people start shouting 'DO IT! Punch her!"-Mrs. Morgis

"We are now driving through historic Plymouth... if you'll look with me to your left, you will see a bar ... and to your right... a bar"-Kurt

"I have a visual on Mr. Faust"-Kurt (once we get off the bus)

"This is Diana's... theme song"-Kate (singing)
"I'm seriously going to make you a theme song"-Kate

"Oh... my god"-Kate

"it's two and a half hours long... have you ever spent two and a half hours with me?"-Zach

"I am from Yu-gi-oh, and I am someone with stupid ass hair"-Zach (animating Helen's anime keychains)

"it's FAUST!"
"I want him to sit with me... on my lap and I'll be like ooooohhhhhh mr. Faust"-Zach

"Look at me, I'm nearly naked!"-Zach

"We're going to have a rave ok Diana?"-Zach

"Zach and I are having a rave"-Diana
"Do you want to join?"-Zach
"I'll be the trumpet"-Pascoe
"...yes"-Diana

"I always thought it was Julia Caesar"

"The crust melts in your mouth... and that's not good"-Diana
"There's crust?"-Laura

"What the hell? Why do they have a computer?"-Helen
"Wait... how are they killing people with the computer?"-Helen
" E 5"-Diana
"You sunk my cassius... you bastard!"-Andrew

"Apparently, when you die you spin around in a circle for all eternity"-Diana

"Ahh yes, those Shakespearean helicopters"-Diana
"Yeah"-Andrew
" 'Dammit, I'm gonna kill Da Vinci' "-Diana

"Oh my god, why is Caesar taking his clothes off?"-Helen
"There go his pants..."
"Shakespeare wanted it this way"-Diana

"Zach, I just typed your name into my computer""-Scotty
"Start spinning"

"When I'm spinning, I'll type your name into the computer with my head"-Kate

"Let's see, who should we save?"-Helen
"Julius Caesar"-Katie

"His name is Phoenix Blue"-Diana
"No, I'm sure that's just a joke... or maybe it's not"-Mrs. Morgis

"I think this is going to be a really bad production"-Helen

"it may not be funny, but it's relevant"-Diana

"Time for breakfast"-Helen (as lights dim)

"This better be a musical"-Kate

"talk about they have way too much money"-sane kid(?)

"I am no true man"-Casca
"he's a woman"-Andrew

"Publius"-Brutus
"I don't know, they just started talking about this poopius guy"-Kid behind us

"Sad to say, but this tastes like actual italian pizza... it sucks"-Helen

"prepare to be pepper corned"-Diana

"Ten bucks says he doesn't notice"

"It's like when people poison drinks... 'drink it'... 'but I'm not thirsty' 'DRINK IT!' "

"Drink me"
"They'll fall for that"-Katie

StYx969: we need Phoenix quotes
StYx969: PHOENIX IS GOD!
StYx969: but then again

"Oh my god, they spilled some of it"-Diana
"quarantine the area!"-Zach

"I'm a pterodactyl"-Zach

*end of Caesar fun and the beginning of Andrew quoting strange things I've asked him over our relationship section*

spikesofsilver: "what if i died right then, and you're like 'you're not dead...get up'...what would you do?"
spikesofsilver: "what would you do if you found my head on the counter, and you found out that you ate me?"
spikesofsilver: "if i found out that i ate you, i'd crap in a hole and have a little funeral"

spikesofsilver: "what if you suffocated me while treating me for shock?"
spikesofsilver: "what if i were dead just then?...'well, you couldn't be, because you said 'i'm dead'...yeah, but what if i said that when i was dead?"

spikesofsilver: "what if someone threatened to kill you unless you ate me? what would you do?"
spikesofsilver: "i would feel bad, but i'd eat you if somone was going to kill me"
spikesofsilver: "i'd freak out if i saw your head on a counter and found out that i ate you"
spikesofsilver: "if you had the choice between pooing me in a hole and having a little memorial for me, or never going again because you'd be losing the only part you had of me, what would you do?"

*end of andrew quoting me section*

StYx969: the downside of picking your nose and eating it..is sometimes you eat your nose hair
StYx969: and that's gross

spikesofsilver: :-( i've told you before
spikesofsilver: maybe you weren't listening
Diana172: nuh uh... well... yeah

Diana172: you learn to get over it
Diana172: and just keep thinking about how one day she'll die and you'll be at her funeral
Diana172: in bright red
spikesofsilver: lol
Diana172: and the world will make sense again

"How do you spell anonymous?"-Mr. L
"Anon."-Mike

"You're not bigger than my wife, but you're worse... in fact, I'd say she's about three of you"-Mr. L

"What I liked about the article was that it says nothing about Joe Shock whatsoever."-Mr. Faust

"My homeroom makes sure to face the other way when Spartan TV comes on"-Faust

"They prefer to watch the Munsters, which happens to be on then"-Faust
"First thing I see this morning... grandpa flying across the screen"-Faust
"Marilyn is the freak of the family"-Faust

"Unfortunately, I can't tie Erwin Rommel in with the munsters"-Mr. Faust

"I spelled Africa wrong, I spelled Arfrica"-Kurt
"No one can read it anyway"-Helen

StYx969: banana rhymes wif Diana
Diana172: so does Tiana
StYx969: and Saddam
Diana172: and green
StYx969: and cum
Diana172: and ...wait what?

"Doug only has one arm, either he's like the manakin over there, or he was injured in the war"-Faust

spikesofsilver: when you say just blog...i just think of how you fake throwing up sometimes
Diana172: ?
spikesofsilver: just the sound of the word blog reminds me of how you do that sometimes..."what if i threw up on you like this?"
Diana172: lol

"Yo, I really need my Geometry homework... it was in my books, but they took multiple trips down the stairs"-Gorman
"That's right, you guys just keep on telling them to book me, just LAAUGH it up... that's right"--Gorman

"First salt, now chalk"-Dan
"Don't forget sugar"-Diana

"good kids, good kids... I have to keep telling myself that or I forget"-Faust

"This is a good weapon"-Frank

Diana172: I love amish
Diana172: and they love me
Diana172: it's sick really
StYx969: yeah...you have like..mid 40's sex..and then you go to hell

"Are you hiding stuff in that fake cast?"-Faust
"You never know"-Joe

"But I don't want to be a stooge"-Frank
"You just can't help it"-Faust

"Does anyone know the meaning of the word Siege"-Faust
"Siege"-Kurt
"Siege 2"-Mike
"Good movie"-Kurt
"...o...k...."-Faust

"No such things as decimals in Geometry and there's no such thing as fractions in Chemistry, what are you doing to me?"-Diana

"Brain Ghingold, he's the fun fact kid"-Mr. Faust
"oh my god, I thought he said 'Brian Ghingold, he's the fun fat kid"-Diana

"He is a fun fat kid"-Diana
"Minus the fun"-Helen

"I'm hungry... feed me"-Diana
"I have oreos"-Helen
"I'm too good for your oreos"-Diana
"and when I'm sitting eating oreos in orchestra, you'll be like 'I wish I had Helen's oreos' "-Helen

"Spartan TV is sponsored by the Ghingold family"

"Lower or a riend?"-Diana

"you should be ashamed of yourself, booking a cripple"-Jason

"I thought it was funny"-Diana
"Well you thought wrong"-Kate

"You're looking very pretty today"-Jason
"..."-Katie

"I have a crush on Tess"-Jason
"I think you're making Kate jealous"-Helen

"Tess is the nicest girl I know"-Jason
"You don't even know Tess"-Kate
"I don't stalk her though"-Jason

"I wasn't asking for your permission, I was telling you what I'm going to do"-Mr. L

"I can't wait for college"-Kristin
"Yeah if you get in"-Kurt

*Beginning of Dan took my seat in the hallway so he suffered a whole bunch section*

"I have the vertex of the wall digging into my back!"-Dan

"you probably have a couple of playful penguins on your back now too"-Katie

"It's a danwich!"-Dan

"It went down her shirt, the gum wrapper"

"It's like being born again, Katie, HELP ME OUT!"-Dan
"I'm not going to help you, ... I'm going to throw things at you"-Katie
"What? ... hey oww!"-Dan

"Shouldn't have taken my spot"-Diana
"I'll give it back!"-Dan
"Too late now"-Diana

"Seriously, this hurts really badly"-Dan

"Let me out of here"-Dan
*Grunt* "oww"-Dan

"Can I tie your shoelaces into knots?"-Katie (as she grabs his shoe)
"NO! I've got plenty of control of that leg!"-Dan
"Hear that? He said yes"--Diana
"STOP IT STOP IT" Katie

"Dan, come on, you're smushed between two beautiful women"-Diana
"No, Diana, you're not conceited"-Dan

"I'm seriously in pain right now"-Dan
"Really? Because I'm fine"-Diana
"No, my left side is fine... it's the Helen side that hurts"-Dan
"Helen is bony"-Katie

"Kate, do I have any penguins on my back?"-Diana
"...yes"-Kate

"Didn't Frank take my seat once?... oh but that was the day he smelled bad so we couldn't do anything about it"-Diana

"What do you think they janitors will do when they find the penguin death scene"
"Some of their bodies fell off so we stuck them back on under their heads"-Diana

*End of Dan took my seat in the hallway so he suffered a whole bunch section*

"We're not techinically booking him... we're just setting him up to book himself"-Diana
"We didn't actually set it up that time, it was just a happy coincidence"-Helen

"What is the definition of a hero?... no a hero is not a hoagie"-Fausty
"a sandwich of heroic size"-Frank

"people were coming up to me and saying 'hey, you have a nice project there'"-Frank
"Frank, that was your dad"-Joe

"Any questions?"-Faust
"What do you put on a hero?"--Frank
"Frank... what are you doing?"-Helen
"It's itchy"-Frank

"It was a story long ago of a little red haired boy..."-Faust
"At least we think it was a boy"-Kurt

"That was a great review you got ...'Great topic...has no knowledge of topic' "-Faust

"They reccomended you get rid of the dolls"-Faust

"It's getting warm, I can smell the roof"-Fausty

"Outside, it's a sea of stickies"-Faust
"Why whatever are you talking about?"-Diana

"You'll get an H, which is even lower than an F... and you can march down the halls and proudly declare 'I got an H!' "-Fausty

"You're the rat, Miss Sally's Mustangs"-Faust

"He had the bubonic plague"-Faust
"SARS?-Mike
"You have what they call popcorn intelligence"-Faust

"And they had to amputate both of his legs and when his wife saw him once he woke up from the coma.... she had to tell him it was 2003"-Faust
"What did they do with the legs?"-Diana

"Dane, are you gay or something?"-Jason
"Seriously"-Mike

"Oh Kate, who is this hot girl in the picture? Is it Tess? It kind of looks like Tess"-Jason (looking at a picture of Kate)

"I'll bring in a prom picture if you want one"-Kate
"No, I'll get jealous if she's with another man"-Jason
"You could paste your head on the guy"-Kate

"Hey kate, you are pretty hot"-Diana

"Denied"-Woj
" (*stunned silence*) "-Diana

*Booking Fun Section*

"I had a little adventure today!"-Quotebook
(it got thrown down the stairs by Randy)

"That's right, take the walk of shame"-Frank
(as we descend the stairs to retrieve the quotebook)

"When we get the quote book... that's going in"-Diana

"Where's my notebook?"-Helen
"It's under the water fountain"-Dan
*mouths* "go get it"-Helen
"GO GET IT"-Helen
*pushes dan*

*End of Booking Fun Section*

"if I have to tell you to be quiet one more time I swear to god..."-Teacher next door (heard through the wall during class)

*Faust holds up a picture of an atomic bomb*
"were they actually that size?"-Kurt
"They're like nerf balls"-Frank
"Watch me as I throw this atomic bomb across two football fields"
"We MIRVed the first rocket-Faust

"This is a map, kids"-Faust
"mmmmm-mmap"-Frank


"Firestorm"-Faust
"Good movie"-Mike
"Bad tires"-Frank

"Joe Shock, get your junk out of my drawer"-Faust
"I almost said 'get your junk out of my drawers,' which would have been bad"-Faust

"if it were up to me, I wouldn't wear pants"-Frank

StYx969: the quote book is god...

"It took me 20 minutes to get off the floor this morning, and that was with 4 students helping me... I was floundering around like a whale"-Mr. L


"I'm not going to write my own epitaph, when I die, I'm going to have someone write me something whimsical"-Diana

"What"-Mrs. Wills
"My lab partner's not here"-Joe
"You had to interrupt me to say that?"-Mrs. Wills
"It's kind of important"-Joe

StYx969: 3 out 4 doctors prefer me in pyjamas

"I've been flowered"-Diana

"Kurts working with girls"--Mike
"What kind of girls"-- (kurt imitating his mother)
"BORING GIRLS!"-Kurt