Diana172: http://www.allworldknowledge.com/newton/index.html
DaneOcoins1: lol, if we had an essay test, thats how we shoild answer it
Diana172: lol, well mrs matyszak, my fat, massive sister (she has a lot of inertia) ...




DaneOcoins1: maybe it about us
Diana172: that would be so cool
Diana172: but we'd have to be incognito
DaneOcoins1: lol, Dana and Diane
DaneOcoins1: just swap a letter



DaneOcoins1: it seems that steinbeck made no contribtutions and is not worthy of study
Diana172: I could have told you that




DaneOcoins1: lol, then what should i say
Diana172: dear mr jones/8th period american authors
Diana172: steinbeck sucks
DaneOcoins1: the end.


Diana172: because I'm a stinking steinbeck scholar, isn't that sensational?
DaneOcoins1: lol, you the fuckin faulkner fanatic alike, haha
DaneOcoins1: or fuckner for short.



Diana172: oh dane, you and your supreme wit
Diana172: marry me
DaneOcoins1: lets elope
Diana172: somewhere fun
Diana172: like vegas only with more gambling and whores
DaneOcoins1: mateczaks house!!!
Diana172: you read my mind



Diana172: kate's the middle child...
DaneOcoins1: lol, lauras the mother
Diana172: and laura and I are the lesbian lovers





DaneOcoins1: i still cant find anything on fuckbeck




Diana172: or I could be marged
Diana172: only you wont pronounce it Marg--ed
Diana172: just marged, like barged




DaneOcoins1: i should say steinbeck is important anly because hes a writer, and is therefore like faulkner
Diana172: lol
DaneOcoins1: and then talk about faulkner



DaneOcoins1: by john ditsky?
Diana172: yes, he and I go way back




Diana172: ok, dane, here's the plan... we go into physics
DaneOcoins1: ok
Diana172: one of us distracts matyszak
Diana172: hey look!
Diana172: you know something to that effect
DaneOcoins1: a projectile!!!



DaneOcoins1: like, "do i really need steinbeck anyway"
Diana172: answer: not when you have diana


Diana172: how about we try to make that a worldwide word
Diana172: the curley's wife



Diana172: or we could just keep that between us and when we grow up, we'll do something crazy
Diana172: and some restaurant will be like
Diana172: hey name our sandwich
Diana172: and we'll name it "the curley's wife"



Diana172: no way, the curley's wife is not sad
Diana172: it's quite the opposite of sad
Diana172: it's happy and happenin'


DaneOcoins1: a fine man, that steinbeck,,, a fine man



Diana172: well retard and retard master
Diana172: let's just face it, george is no steinbeck

"What would you do if I only spoke in verse?"--Diana
"I'd be really impressed and follow you around with a tape recorder and write a book about my experiences with you"--Helen

"What would you do if ten years from now we ran into eachoter and I was hired to assassinate you?"--Helen
"Well by that time I'd be a supreme lego builder. but I'd have grown tired of that and moved on... I'd be doing better artistry..."

"In K'NEX!"--Helen
"Yes, in K'nex and I'd build a lifelike robot of myself that you could assassinate...you could design the skin"--Diana

DaneOcoins1: i cant believe there was no homework tonight
Diana172: I know!!



Diana172: by napping and then getting together for movies
DaneOcoins1: what did you watch
Diana172: part of jack the giant killer
Diana172: part of psycho
Diana172: and part of the nightmare before christmas
Diana172: ... we have short attention spans
DaneOcoins1: ive noticed


***Jack the Giant Killer***
"What's that guy wearing? Put some pants on! ...this is going to be a good movie"--Diana

"Special graphic effects by phantascope.... thank you phantascope"--Helen

"I wish I was the master of all hobgoblins"--Helen


"Is that a giant mug?"--Helen
"Is that a giant duck?"--Diana


"Because I'm Pendragon"--Helen
"Salvador Dali"--Diana
"Hitler"--Helen
"Doc Holiday"--Diana


"Okay, this is like sleeping beauty meets the nutcracker"--Diana


"Oooh! look at the little man!"--Diana



"Don't mock the little man"--Helen



"Hey, all of the lights turn off with that one candle... how *advanced*!"--Diana


"Come on, little crazy man, for I am Salvador Dali! ... BOOM!"--Diana



"It's so real, so *real!*"--Diana



"Leaving so soon? Why don't you stay for a while"--Movie
"Come, meet Salvador"--Diana


"He's got gargoyles on his boat"--Helen

(Helen and Diana try to figure out the Giant's name)
"...Tammerlot?"--Diana
"Tannerliv?"--Helen
"Tummersnouchen"--Diana
"Tamara!"--Helen


"The black outline means it's real"--Diana


"uh oh, too big! too big!"--Diana
"oh, the classic giant hand reaching in"--Helen


"Well, there's obviously going to be more goblins because hitler is on the loose and he has the goblin magic"--Helen


"This movie is so bad we can't even make fun of it"--Diana
"...do you want to watch something else?"--Helen

***/Jack the Giant Killer***

"I wish I had a fez"--Diana
"Me too"--Helen

***Psycho***

"what? in association with Rhino?"--Diana


"Oh I remember this, I was a second violin in those days"--Helen


"Ohh! I'm scared already!... don't go in there... NOO"--Helen


"Ok, Mrs. Robinson..."--Diana
*Blank stare*--Helen
"You really have to see the graduate"--Diana


"wait wait.................. what?"--Helen


"All I'm wearing is this curtain"--Diana


"I'll lick the stamps!"--Diana
"I'll lick the... *stamps*"--Helen

"I'm late!"--Movie
"I'm late!"--Helen
"Don't you know what that means?"--Diana


"The sheriff's in town"--Helen


"You know what I do about unhappiness?"--Movie
"I take out the 'unha' "--Diana


"This movie is so dirty!"--Diana


"I'm dying of thirstarooni"--Movie
"..."


"I'll just put it in my purse... my easily ripped off my arm purse"--Helen


"And she packed...badly"--Diana
"I can't forget my bathroom slippers!"--Helen


"Waist... as... tiny.... as........ possible"--Helen



"Well well, money... we meet again"--Diana
"Mind if I take this seat...and steal you?"--Helen


"dun de de dun de de dun d--..... oh"--Diana


"Nothin like a ford... or something....... northfork"--Helen
"Northfork!... chevy"--Diana


"Replace it with her flesh! Replace it with her flesh!"--Diana



"May I escort you to dinner?"--Helen



"Hey, the window's open"--Helen
"Maybe an owl will fly in and this will turn into Labyrinth"--Diana
"Hoggle! noooo!"--Helen



"I refuse to speak of disgusting things because they disgust me"--Movie



"I have the guts"--Diana

"Your dad had better be right... ..... come ON movie!"--Diana

"You eat like a bird"--Movie
"You watch like a perv"--Diana

"My hobby is stuffing things"--Movie

"some people stuff cats and dogs.."--Movie
"Some people stuff people"--Helen


"Woah woah.. is he feeling up the bird? .... ohhh dead bird!"--Helen


"I'm sorry, I shouldn't have.."--Movie
"Stupid! Stupid!"--Diana



"He left her a little money"--Movie
"A little mummy?"--Diana
"If only"--Helen


"Why don't you go away?"--Movie


"Can you think of a way we could defy her, Mrs. Robinson?"--Diana

***/psycho***

***The Nightmare Before Christmas***

"What would you do if I had a face on the back of my head?"--Helen
"I'd probably shave off your hair so she wouldn't suffocate"--Diana


"He sets out to sleigh!"--Helen


"The scientific method!... I was too young to get that the last time I saw this"--Helen


"I love how they have to make it really apparent that people are sleeping so kids don't think they're dead"--Diana

***/nightmare before christmas***

ezikielbpenguin: i know youve been talking about my momma

ezikielbpenguin: i know shes fine...but damn...why you have to go get all up on my mommas reputation biznatch
Diana172: lol
Diana172: you just want in the blog, don't you, noah
Diana172: admit it


ezikielbpenguin: uh huh...its what i live for...i think my profile should go in the blog...but end at heart attack



Diana172: I have to find something amusing to put it in the blog
Diana172: and only the heart attack part amuses me
ezikielbpenguin: i know...but its suspense



ezikielbpenguin: haha...it already amuses me...haha...i chuckle when i read it...i really think highly of my self...im so witty...actually...i dont...i think im a fat bastard...but i surprise myself sometimes...
Diana172: lol
Diana172: I think I'm a fat bastard too


ezikielbpenguin: i think im going to write a musical just to include that song...it could be the opener...or something


Diana172: everything's amusing in the blog
Diana172: it makes me so happy I could do a little dance
ezikielbpenguin: haha...only if edited correctly...
Diana172: lol
Diana172: that's where my genius comes in
ezikielbpenguin: haha...and superior wit



ezikielbpenguin: if i was climbing into a hole...and you realized that my ass was too big to fit...would youtell me before i got stuck?
Diana172: of course
Diana172: or get a lot of butter
Diana172: because that would just be funny

Diana172: doing my sr proj proposal
Diana172: fun stuff
Chrissyviolin8: omg you dont seem old enuf to be starting it yet..lol
Chrissyviolin8: my little diana is growing up


Diana172: lol, I am pretty young
Chrissyviolin8: yes you are
Diana172: practically an infant
Chrissyviolin8: yes you are!!!



StYx969: *shiver..cringe..collapse..sputter..die*
StYx969: *convulse..really die*


StYx969: strangle her
Diana172: to death?
StYx969: of course




StYx969: see i wish the blood clot like...comatizes him so like
StYx969: we can poke him
StYx969: and he'd know
Diana172: lol
StYx969: but could do nothing about it
StYx969: like
Diana172: that would amuse me to no end
StYx969: eww Andrew why do you have that dildo on your head
StYx969: and take pictures
StYx969: and like
Diana172: lol
StYx969: delete the tubes with Photoshop
StYx969: and post them all through school
StYx969: underneath
StYx969: Don't Feel Sympathy for the Perv



StYx969: i get too many good ideas when i think
StYx969: at other people's expense


BonnyTid717: for everyone loves dale!!!!!!
BonnyTid717: ::twitch::



ezikielbpenguin: changed my profile...go read it
Diana172: I will, I will
Diana172: it's about me, isn't it
ezikielbpenguin: uh huh
Diana172: everything's always about me
ezikielbpenguin: yeah...did you die?
Diana172: no... did you?


Chrissyviolin8: hmmm maybe a past life
Chrissyviolin8: but you were the violin player and i was the cello player



Chrissyviolin8: cuz smoetimes i think im still 2



Chrissyviolin8: and once i went off of a cliff.. it was amazing while i was in the air.. but when i hit the ground i was a little sore in the fanny area



Chrissyviolin8: and i wonder if my name counts
Chrissyviolin8: my name should count cuz its huge
Chrissyviolin8: and no one can say it right
Chrissyviolin8: so i think i should an aplus for spelling my name right
Chrissyviolin8: im proud of myslef

DaneOcoins1: lol, a crock of shit of course....
DaneOcoins1: but anyway, itll do



DaneOcoins1: really?
Diana172: danish, you're the worst student ever
Diana172: yeah really
DaneOcoins1: damn



BonnyTid717: sorray
BonnyTid717: how?
Diana172: aww, you even type british



BonnyTid717: or die
Diana172: or die, yes

(scroll down to the very bottom of the blog for our best quotes!)




***Katie, Laura, Kate, Helen, and Diana @ Laura's house***


"We talk about vomit way too much in that class..."--Diana

"Man, that Hopple kid... where did he come from?"
"Mrs. Hopple"--Kate


"Ok guys, just so you know... if you hear a weird voice upstairs it's ok"--Laura
"..."--Katie/Kate/Helen/Diana


"who ... is it?"
"That's just my hostage"--Kate


"fozzi hindi was like... 'your accent is so nice', and he turned to me and was like 'do you have an accent too?'... I said no"--Laura
"You should have been like oui oui!"--Helen

"we sound like sheep"--Katie


"If a sphere and a cylinder were to have a race --... oooh that's FUN!"--Kate
"I think Kate's going crazy"--Diana

"Laura's being gus gus! ... from cinderella"--Katie


"It's probably Laura's hostage"

"Oh, that's just grandma..."--Kate


*holds her head and laugh-sobs*--Kate
"...kate?"--Diana
"I'm... so ... CRAZY... ahahaha"--Kate


"neil's costume scares the hell out of me"--Kate
"What is he? a pidgeon?"--Helen


***End***


"it's a monsoon!"--Laura


"We have a winning streak now"--Kurt
"One in a row!"--Mr. Jones


"One day, I'm going to graph the intelligence of this study hall... there are certain areas that people will just think are black holes"--Russ


"These people are sitting there saying to themselves, 'hey we have a lot of bladders, ... what should we do with them?' ...'I bet we could make them make a funny noise' , thus the whoopie cushion and the bagpipes were born"--Russ

"I'm hangin' with Mr. Cooper"--Kurt

*I hand him our history notes*
"Oh my god.... this is amazing! I think I had a little orgasm"--Zach

Diana172: I don't think it's a word, because word doesn't recognize it
Diana172: and damn if word doesn't know words


Paradoxdude: go jamestown
Diana172: yeah I have work to do too
Diana172: go projectile motion and emerson
Diana172: to hell, that is



Diana172: lunch is sacred, we shouldn't be talking about emerson




Felix Aleator: Wait.... isn't Diana wonder woman's name? I mean, if wonder woman had a name.... No, I'm pretty sure I'm right. Her disguise was a secretary named, um, something, but her amazon name was Diana. Yes, I'm quite sure of it now. Diana, queen of the amazons.... but wasn't Wonder Woman queen of the amazons? Do you know, I find it hard to believe that out of all the female super-heriones out there, only one has the name Diana. It's weird, because you have black hair, just like Wonder Woman. And probably you both share the nice legs. Odd. Maybe your parents named you after her? Or maybe she's named after you, through some mysterious time-space wormhole? That would be strange. Like, the creator of wonder woman is doodling on a pad, and he's like, "Hmmm, what would her name be.... she's an amazon queen, nothing to fancy, but something that sounds noble..... " And then th sound of your parents deciding on your name somehow got twisted back in time, and thus Wonder Woman, also known as Diana, was born. Crazy stuff.




Felix Aleator: It's what makes the world go round
Felix Aleator: that, and love, and money
Felix Aleator: and maybe some gravity crap.
Felix Aleator: But mostly love and money.



PurpleHelKat: who are you
PurpleHelKat: and why are you talking to me



Felix Aleator: oh, do you mind if that world peace comes with eternal domination by an iron-fisted ruler?
Diana172: as long as it's you
Felix Aleator: Deal.




Diana172: yeah sorry, but try again later
Diana172: you know how almighty fists can be
PurpleHelKat: i wish i did
PurpleHelKat: if only to be more like you



Felix Aleator: Me, I'ld prefer Mr. L
Diana172: yeah, he's a good guy
Felix Aleator: for a dad type
Felix Aleator: that would be great on a playground.
Felix Aleator: "My dad's better that yours!" "No, mine's better!" "Well, mine has a glass eye!" "Really"




DaneOcoins1: possible sources of error?
Diana172: the sexual tension between dane and diana throws off all of newtons laws



BonnyTid717: i can't see it
BonnyTid717: i'm blind
Diana172: oh i'll blind you
Diana172: like I did the bear



sWoOsH2884: cuz u dont have ur soul...
Diana172: I may not have my soul
Diana172: but I do have john's
Diana172: he traded me

Chrissyviolin8: yeah.. and atleast i have a life.. the only reason she did so good... was becuz she practices every second of the day.. when I NEVER practcie.. and im serious i like never practcie
Diana172: lol
Diana172: I practice, but it doesn't seem to do any good
Diana172: it makes my fingers turn silver
Diana172: does that count?



Chrissyviolin8: did woj get any real music yet?
Chrissyviolin8: notice the word real
Chrissyviolin8: lol
Diana172: nope
Diana172: not at all
Diana172: it's horrible, it's like third grade
Diana172: the kicker is that no one can play it anyway
Chrissyviolin8: awww
Chrissyviolin8: i know
Chrissyviolin8: welp its un while it lasts i suppose
Diana172: something goes above first position and everyone freaks out
Diana172: and no one can syncopate
Diana172: they don't understand it if it's not on beat one and three
Diana172: even if it's a quarter rest followed by three more quarter notes
Chrissyviolin8: o god i know
Chrissyviolin8: beleive me i know




Diana172: and if I don't, then I'll sneeze on the other cellists and make them sick




Chrissyviolin8: *diana and chrissy close our eyes and picture me beating up that stupid girl*




Chrissyviolin8: i would clobber her!!!
Chrissyviolin8: and her precious violin



Chrissyviolin8: yes violence is so the answer right now!!



Chrissyviolin8: its like da dah dah dah dah dah dah a la
Diana172: yeah!