Diana172: what would you do if I assembled a cheerleading squad to cheer everything you did and I was the head cheerleader?
ezikielbpenguin: id deck you...haha...
Diana172: what would you do if I chained you to a wall so you couldn't deck me
ezikielbpenguin: id relish in it for a while...then get really annoyed after the 50th time you cheered...

yay he peed! yay he peed...
look hes getting really teed!

ezikielbpenguin: youre right...it does suck...it kinda makes me wish you did get raped...then at least youd have something to talk about...j/k...

Arcane056: he started beating people with plastic bags and demanding we call him lassie



Arcane056: and don't give me pout face either, i refuse to succumb to an adult impulse buy simply because I'm easily manipulated.....ya know what, fine, fine, I'll BUY you the pony, but it better not die tomorow like those carnival fish!
Diana172: you never bought me a fish, jeff



Diana172: do you have an adult filter?
Arcane056: course not
Arcane056: if I did I couldn't type FUCK!




"Bye...we're walking home"--Diana
"Oh... hope you don't get raped!"--Noah


*Helen and I walk by the parking lot*
"Good luck!"--Noah



ezikielbpenguin: update the quote blog...lol
Diana172: oh I will
Diana172: and you'll be in it
ezikielbpenguin: will i? splendid
Diana172: yes for the raping thing





Diana172: what would you do if I made you a diamond car?
Diana172: and told you that if you sold it, I'd cry
Diana172: would you sell it?
ezikielbpenguin: like...out of a diamond...or diamond studded?
Diana172: hmm
Diana172: diamond studded
Diana172: and you can't pick them off
ezikielbpenguin: and like one i can actually drive?
Diana172: of course, only the best for noah
ezikielbpenguin: id sell it...
ezikielbpenguin: then deck you
Diana172: lol
ezikielbpenguin: but its the thought that counts
Diana172: but you'd make me cry
Diana172: you just want to deck me all the time
ezikielbpenguin: ehh...you're weak...
Diana172: but I'd still be crying, then you'd physically assult me





Diana172: lol, that's so mean
ezikielbpenguin: i know...:-P...thus the basis of its appeal
Diana172: lol, we think a lot alike
ezikielbpenguin: its scary...
Diana172: a bit, yes

Diana172: lol, what would you do if I broke into your house and you woke up and I was reading you a book in your sleep
DaneOcoins1: id be surprised i guess, lol, but being wierd as i am, wouldnt care much




Diana172: you wouldn't care that I was really creepy and reading to you in your sleep?
Diana172: who knows what I could have been doing with your unprotected mind
DaneOcoins1: true
Diana172: what would you do if you found out all of your personality traits came from me messing with your mind while you sleep?
DaneOcoins1: id go back to sleep



Arcane056: do you remember when we impregnated a duck?




Arcane056: tasty!
Arcane056: almost like pizza with yams
Arcane056: i think we all threw up that night

Arcane056: In fact, I'm so sneaky, I don't even wear sneakers..I wear moccassins, to cover my tracks.

Arcane056: i just have to worry about leaving a blood trail from the stigmata


Arcane056: i've grown into the habit of calling my boss uncle mark
Diana172: I have the same problem


Arcane056: that's classified information Diana Louise
Arcane056: ...middle name is wrong?
Arcane056: sorry I'm just reading from Dane's file...i'll have to tell him he's off


StYx969: nothing like driving all around town for the TCM
Diana172: ?
StYx969: Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Diana172: oh, I was like... zach, turner classic movies is cable



Arcane056: he should have learned to STAY, AWAY, FROM WELLS


Arcane056: do you want a present?
Diana172: is it a good present?
Arcane056: that depends..
Diana172: or is it like a piece of trash that you're giving me because you're too lazy to throw it away
Arcane056: well..explain good..and then give an example of trash



Arcane056: like..something you could share with mrs giza's class when you were done with it..like..the cat in the hat. lol
Arcane056: i'm sure they'd appreciate its addition to their dr seuss books


Diana172: and we'll walk right past woj and give eachother roses
PurpleHelKat: and then switch instruments


Arcane056: like a pink power ranger t-shirt from Cheers. (no joke, i saw one the other day. lol)
Arcane056: cuz its cheap, good for a laugh, and trashy all at the same time
Arcane056: therefore good-trash



Arcane056: the beavers and clams are trying to draw attention away from themselves by alienating the fish

Diana172: eat that, phyics
Diana172: physics
Diana172: and eat that, spelling
Diana172: /typing
Felix Aleator: Eat that, useful yet esoteric Calculus!!
Felix Aleator: Hmm.
Felix Aleator: Doesn't have quite the same ring.

Arcane056: ..i keep getting these strange razor-like incissions on my hands but i don't know where they're coming from. and they're all bleedy and stuff..
Arcane056: its like stigmata!
Arcane056: ...maybe i should stop chewing on my jesus



Arcane056: i should have listened when helen said. 'jeff! he's chewing on a crucifix! jeff stop that!



Diana172: sigh, if only i had a tail
Diana172: imagine the balance I'd have
Felix Aleator: Hmmm. But imagine walking through a store!
Diana172: it would be nice because I could reach high things
Felix Aleator: And if it was furry, you would have so much static build-up.
Felix Aleator: Using the tail?
Diana172: go go gadget tail!
Felix Aleator: :-D
Felix Aleator: Genius!





Diana172: well he's not hot, but he's not bad
DaneOcoins1: yea
Diana172: plus he's rich
DaneOcoins1: treu
Diana172: plus he's the prince of spain



Diana172: what would you do if you found out that I had a tail
Diana172: but I cut it off about once a month
Diana172: but it just grew back, like a lizard

DaneOcoins1: i dont know
Diana172: you'd do something
Diana172: now what would you do
DaneOcoins1: id be shocked, since i think thats impossible
Diana172: well clearly it's not because in this situation, i have a tail
Diana172: would you ask to see it?
DaneOcoins1: yes
Diana172: would you capture me and make profits off of gawkers?
DaneOcoins1: no
Diana172: would you donate my tail to charity once it fell off?
DaneOcoins1: i suppose, if you wanted




Diana172: would you come to live in my lego kingdom even if it was located in an earthquake zone?
DaneOcoins1: id stay for a vacation



DaneOcoins1: i need diana to get me going, lol
Diana172: with the funny?
Diana172: I'm good with the funny


Arcane056: you and helen standing back to back in the shadows with a little spotlight on the two of you, you looking all innocent and sad and stuff with helen having this malicious grin on her face.

Felix Aleator: If I had tuxedoes, I would wear them to school.
Felix Aleator: With sandals, of course.


n0t2n0rmal: you need to come up with a wierd nickname to call yourself

Diana172: helen and I have a band
Diana172: well a duet
Diana172: but anyway our name is makins bill no. 2
Diana172: which is so cool it makes me want to cry



n0t2n0rmal: but you need one to call yourself




Diana172: hmm how about
Diana172: squalid
Diana172: only more feminine
Diana172: squalidette
n0t2n0rmal: lol yes
n0t2n0rmal: no
n0t2n0rmal: its gotta be astounding
Diana172: squalidra?
Diana172: squalidrando!
n0t2n0rmal: still too much like squalid
Diana172: but squalid is the root
Diana172: and it's a good word
n0t2n0rmal: i know
n0t2n0rmal: but youre not squalid
Diana172: but I wish I were
Diana172: then I could call myself... squalidandro!
n0t2n0rmal: lol that ones kinda cool
Diana172: if you could hear it with my spanish accent
n0t2n0rmal: it moves the "d" away from the squali which helps
Diana172: exactly
n0t2n0rmal: now youve gotta start calling yourselff that



Diana172: squalidandro! to the rescue!
n0t2n0rmal: hooray!Diana172: stacey has the best ideas



Diana172: squalidandro was a girl
Diana172: wait no she was a squalid girl
n0t2n0rmal: lol
Diana172: wait no... she was just squalid


sWoOsH2884: hello squalidandro...
Diana172: hola, yo soy squalidandro


Diana172: being a junior sucks out your soul
AlienQ7: games like backgammon
Diana172: and then it spits on it
Diana172: backgammon is a good game



AlienQ7: you need a prostitute
AlienQ7: (to do your work for you, that is)




Diana172: I love john
Diana172: his name rhymes with spawn
Diana172: and fawn
Diana172: (which is ironic)
BonnyTid717: haha


Diana172: so one day, john, after washing his lawn with dawn, was eating some bonbons he spawned (eww) when this huge fawn just about made him gone
BonnyTid717: hahahahaha!!!
BonnyTid717: yay
BonnyTid717: that's cool
Diana172: lol
Diana172: and I did it all for you, john
BonnyTid717: of course
BonnyTid717: i do it all for me too!






BonnyTid717: and it was a good one too
Diana172: lol
Diana172: about prostitutes
BonnyTid717: did it include $8 and a baby ruth bar?
Diana172: lol
Diana172: ..possibly
Diana172: lots of things we talk about do



Diana172: I love kate
Diana172: and I'm not ashamed to admit it
LuvSein: and i love you.
LuvSein: nor am i
LuvSein: or should i be



LuvSein: i am, ashamed, though, to admit im watching the west wing and flossing in front of a computer screen




Diana172: can I blog that?
LuvSein: by all means
Diana172: blogged shame is good shame
LuvSein: thats true my friend, very true indeed


LuvSein: i think the quote "and your rc, right?' needa little background there
LuvSein: but wait, i just asked you to make people think im a pedphile and defame my church. hahahahah forget it



Diana172: may I blog it?
LuvSein: blog what? the preceeding coversation?
Diana172: blog the jones convo with you and little boys



"Well, I know how kids are, having had many little boys over to my house"--Kate
"And you're Roman Catholic, right?"--Mr. Jones *

* kate would like to remind you that just because youre a catholic priest or a catholic or think little boys are cute in a non-sexual way does not mean you are a pedophile



Diana172: remember .bat?
Diana172: lol
Felix Aleator: Oh yes.
Felix Aleator: I have most of my old games.
Felix Aleator: From the Tandy 1000.

Felix Aleator: See, Diana, I have mastered the fine art of coasting.



Felix Aleator: Confusion, like a mist from the mountains, rolls down upon me.





AlienQ7: i bought myself a pool table a while ago, but there's no one in my house to play against, so i keep playing against myself
Diana172: lol
AlienQ7: and i'm getting really depressed because i keep losing




foto59: i dont know who you are but bring diana back
Diana172: lol
Diana172: Diana's sarcastic and sadistic
Diana172: but boy is she good at it
foto59: yes yes she is



Diana172: sarcastic, sadistic, and SENSATIONAL

"It's like a carnival"--Diana
"Ring the freak"--Helen

"Gorman said your name!!"
"Surely he didn't!"



"Dane just said this is B"



"Dane, you're b, sit down"--Sara


"Section one is going up? Then why did I do my homework?"--Kurt
"You didn't do you homework, you copied Kate's"--Helen
".......fair enough"--Kurt


"The non-intercourse act"--Mrs. Giza
"OHH, someone's going to be sleeping on the couch tonight!"--Zach
"GET IT?"--Frank


"Yeah like Br and Fr were really ascared"--Mrs. Giza


"Gorman's going to be reincarnated as a tree stump"--Frank



"Gorman's a communist nazi"--Zach



"And you're roman catholic right?"--Mr. Jones



"he's addressing the graduates of the Harvard Divinity School who are off to become--"--Mr. Jones
"Divine?"--Kurt



"Megan is jut holding on to the portfolio because Kurt touched it. She's going to put it on her ceiling so it's the last thing she sees before she goes to sleep and the first thing when she wakes up"--Mr. Jones
"I love how you all laughed! You're all like 'THROW IT AWAY!' "--Mr. Jones
"It's been contaminated"--Kurt
"Hey... dork! Enough!"--Mr. Jones



"..Only one part was water soluble... and one part was oil................ and the water soluble part was the cheese."--Diana