Diana172: remember when we made up the term, the curley's wife?
Diana172: what did it mean?

k0z0oo1: and if you could play trombone better than me, go for
k0z0oo1: it
Diana172: lol
Diana172: you wouldn't feel sad in my trombone prodigy shadow?
k0z0oo1: nope
k0z0oo1: cause i used to play f horn




k0z0oo1: hardened soul she says...
Diana172: lol
Diana172: ok, I actually have john's soul, since we traded



Diana172: you'd think one of the beatles touched it
Diana172: it's just wood and horse hair
k0z0oo1: maybe one of the beatles hair?


k0z0oo1: at least with winds EVERYTHING affects the tone



Diana172: it's was cellirific
k0z0oo1: ohh, lesson....
Diana172: cellalicioso
k0z0oo1: i don't think those are words




k0z0oo1: interesting... batman + physics = fun?
Diana172: I think it goes more like this
Diana172: physics = not fun
Diana172: batman = fun
k0z0oo1: lol
Diana172: physics + batman yields moments of fun, moments of not fun, moments of nothing
k0z0oo1: so, physics + batman = not fun + fun
k0z0oo1: then not fun + fun = nothing
k0z0oo1: therefoer
k0z0oo1: for
Diana172: lol
k0z0oo1: physics + batman = nothing
Diana172: exactly
k0z0oo1: so
k0z0oo1: i solved a mathamatical equation
Diana172: about batman and physics

Diana172: well, after reading the sparknotes, it will probably be pointless
PurpleHelKat: exactly
PurpleHelKat: two birds one stone
Diana172: death of an english assignment



Diana172: so anyway, it has a bass line
Diana172: and I will bass it, and you will treble it
Diana172: because I can't treble it for the life of me

AlienQ7: i've noticed that an increasing number of quotes in the blog have been quotes which refer to the blog itself
Diana172: I try to boost morale


AlienQ7: it makes you wonder: if there were no blog, would people still be funny? if so, where would you put their hilarity?


AlienQ7: if an accordion player dies in a forest, does anyone care?



AlienQ7: these are the questions of life that have plagued all of mankind ever since the invention of the accordion
AlienQ7: (except, of course, in poland, because those poles, they're on the wacky tobaccy over there)



AlienQ7: alas! bach is asking me to take a listen!
AlienQ7: i bid you farewell
AlienQ7: by the way, my parents are going to be gone until midnight, do you want to come over and do it?
AlienQ7: oh wait, sorry, wrong im







Diana172: I'm like a real violinist!
Diana172: only... I suck
Diana172: I'm like a real wvw violinist!

"Kurt, did you just wink at me?"--John



" 'No Solution Case'? ... I hope that means we don't have to do anything"--Kurt



"are you ready for the ambiguous case?"--John



"wake me up inside"--John W.
"Why don't you wake up on the outside and realize you suck"--Robin



"I bet you guys couldn't do an irish accent"--Helen
"I bet we couldn't too, ... we'd have to be drunk"--Kurt



"You're not related to Dane... are you?"--Mr. Jones (To Helen)



"Bob Marley will kill himself one day... [Mrs. Morgis] gives him too much crack"--Mr. Jones



"Well, Mr. Morgis finally was able to name a dog.."--Mr. Jones (on Bob Marley)



"Beautiful animals... beautiful!........ except Marley"--Mr. Jones




"Why is the Negro book out? And on Mix it Up day as well"--Russ



"He put his hand on the stove?....'mmm that smells good!!' "--Mr. Jones



"I'm just like my grandfather: I don't like cats because they remind me of nazis"--Kate



"We have a coin..."--Mrs. M
"YAY!"--Dane



AlienQ7: are you going to see our town?
Diana172: not even if they paid me
Diana172: well maybe if they paid me
Diana172: will you pay me?


AlienQ7: because i was planning on avoiding it as well
AlienQ7: but it's no fun when you know of several people who also do the same thing



AlienQ7: JOHNNY DEPP MAKES TOOTH DECAY LOOK HOTT
Diana172: oh does he ever
AlienQ7: well, yes, he does



AlienQ7: i don't get it though
Diana172: tooth decay?
AlienQ7: i mean, johnny depp looked super hott with his tooth decay in that pirate movie, but no one considers my one uncle hott, and he's got even less teeth than johnny
AlienQ7: of course, then again, my uncle is also over 300 pounds
Diana172: I think your uncle's hot
AlienQ7: me too
Diana172: woah, that's even hotter
AlienQ7: that's what i said





AlienQ7: so have you ever looked at the add at the top of your blog?
Diana172: yeah, it's based on what's in my blog
Diana172: why what is it now?
AlienQ7: it shows the results of a search for roses, then underneath says "related searches: si units cello"





Diana172: lol, you think I'm ordinary?
k0z0oo1: why wouldn't i?
k0z0oo1: a bit eccentric... but who isn't anymore?





k0z0oo1: i have 3 trombones
Diana172: I have two cellos... and a violin
Diana172: and some spoons
k0z0oo1: 3 trombones. one trumpet, 2 tenor saxes
Diana172: and ....uhh.... a comb



k0z0oo1: you made some noter.. but you have to try to learn how to play trumpet
Diana172: but I want to be a marching cellist
Diana172: and a jazz cellist
Diana172: and maybe dance a little with my cello too
k0z0oo1: humm... you may be able to get away with being a jazz cellist
Diana172: the violin, to me, isn't really a new instrument... it's just a more portable, convenient cello





k0z0oo1: i'm so bored that i'm playing free cell

Felix Aleator: Or, "Your quote just doesn't measure up these days (sad shake of head)"



Diana172: lol, I made $1.72 for drinking some ranch dressing
k0z0oo1: cool
k0z0oo1: i like ranch dressing
Diana172: as do I
Diana172: but apparently, it's seen as gross to the point of payment to drink it in my group of friends
k0z0oo1: well, who knows
k0z0oo1: was it good ranch dressing... from where?
Diana172: it was a packet of hidden valley
Diana172: a large packet
k0z0oo1: humm
k0z0oo1: so, you drank some rance dressing.. i would think that of fun
Diana172: and it was
Diana172: it would have been more fun, had I not already eaten to the point of not being able to stand




k0z0oo1: so, while on the way to bowling... this asshole decided to try to run us off the road..
Diana172: uh oh
k0z0oo1: so we flipped him off... laied on the horn... and he followed up
Diana172: lol
k0z0oo1: we were on market street.. turned onto river street.. and he ran a light to stay up with us.
Diana172: woah
k0z0oo1: we got stuck at the light after the dart center.. and he started opening his door
Diana172: !
k0z0oo1: jj grabbed his cell.. mike grabbed a bowling ball. and i was ready to jump out of the car, figuering the three of us could kick his ass
Diana172: lol
k0z0oo1: he doesn't get out... but he keeps following us.
k0z0oo1: we get to the next light, turn left. get to the intersection with the street taco bell is on.. and the asshole pulls up next to us and rolls down his window.
.:conversation:.
hick- "What the hell are you doing assholes!"
JJ- "you almost ran us off the road twice."
hick- "yea, whatever you nerds"
Scott-{yelling} "yea ya hick, go fuck you mother with you 2 teeth again."
(hick drives away)
k0z0oo1: it was very fun... lol



n0t2n0rmal: put the district quotes on quoteblogg?
Diana172: but I'm lazy
Diana172: /I have a lot of homework
n0t2n0rmal: do it anyway!!!!

Diana172: I don't like andrew
Arcane056: i know I'm sorry
Arcane056: I'm just gonna start inserting random names instead
Arcane056: so if suddenly i'm speaking to someone named ezekial...there's reasoning behind it

Arcane056: hence making phones a stool of evil.
Diana172: yeah
Arcane056: ..a tool*

Diana172: that's the second time someone's accidentally talked about feces to me tonight
Arcane056: wow..was the other person zach?

"Yo estoy sufriendo, y tu?"--Diana
"Si, mucho triste en la clase de espanol"--Jess
"Diana, tu eres muy loco"--Katie
"Si? Pero te acostas con vacas!"--Diana
"Que? No tengo un diccionario!"--Katie
"No puedes hacer eso. Las vacas estan muerto"--Katie
"Te leo, todos los noches, con vacas en te cama! AYE CARAMBA!"--Diana
"Las vacas estan in TU cama y ellas estan muerto! Dime, Diana. Como encanta beto... beto chavez?"--Katie


"This looks pythagorean, John"--Kurt
"*too* pythagorean if you ask me"--John


"I'll scrape some dust particles off the floor and put it on a plate for you... and you can snort it"--Mr. Novrocki


"Diana, if you were a hot dog, would you eat yourself?"--Kurt
"I know I would... dee-licious"--John


"Did you change your answer?"--Mr. Novrocki
Yeah because Dan got something else... and I trust Dan more than I trust myself"--Sara


"ooooh! Pneumatic door closer!"--Diana
"Diana, you're so weird"--Helen
"You would have said it too"--Diana
"I didn't..."--Helen
"But you were thinking it"--Diana
"ooo! Pneumatic door closer!"--Kurt(while we were arguing)


StYx969: so i'm doing it period 2
StYx969: cuz like..i know this stuff :-D
Diana172: lol, good for you and your huge historical brain
StYx969: mmm my brain
StYx969: why are you so hot brain
StYx969: you bastard



"ELEVEN TIMES we had to spell Napoleon for ONE kid...."--Mrs. Giza
"Could he spell gonorrhea?"--Zach



"Mrs. Heely... god damn her soul"--Mr. Jones



StYx969: i have to poop it out
StYx969: mmmm steak
StYx969: wait
Diana172: dear god
StYx969: pop it out
Diana172: lol
StYx969: but poop will work too
Diana172: I was really disturbed





StYx969: i wish i could poop out my brain
Diana172: I wish you could too




"why a shoe?"--Poppy-san
"Well... I guess because it rhymes with miu"--Diana
"You could do the miu of the pew"--Poppy-san



"Do you need this?"--Kurt *holding a piece of paper*
"No"--Diana
"Give me something you need"--Kurt


"Remember when all the trig kids would come in while *we* were taking our tests?"--Helen
"Yeah, and they would laugh and laugh"--Diana


"And then I asked you if you do trig, and you said 'no, I never do my trig' "--John
"Now that's a lie, and you know it"--Kurt (with Mr. Novrocki watching him)
"I have it on tape!"--John



"and I don't define length.... because I could say 2000 words... but it would be 2000 words of crap"--Mrs. Giza

AlienQ7: how'd you do, district-wise
AlienQ7: or district-stupid



AlienQ7: ok, do you see the sentence you just made?
AlienQ7: WHERE'S THE FUCKING VERB?
Diana172: lol
AlienQ7: "and i you"
Diana172: no verb me





AlienQ7: here's a good verb for you: DIE
AlienQ7: hahahahahaha





Diana172: but I'm going out to lunch
Diana172: and then I'm going to frolic
AlienQ7: !!!! come to my house
AlienQ7: i'll be *home alone*
Diana172: but then you'd rape me
Diana172: ...again



AlienQ7: sorry about that last time
Diana172: lol, it's ok, I got over it
AlienQ7: next time i'll make sure the gag is tighter
Diana172: good, because I think someone heard me
AlienQ7: yeah, me too, namely the police who live next door
AlienQ7: but then again, we were doing it in the alley behind the police station
Diana172: yeah
AlienQ7: man, those were some good times.
Diana172: very
AlienQ7: *tear*



AlienQ7: the quote blog hasn't been updated in like, 2 days
AlienQ7: that's pathetic
Diana172: I'm sorry
Diana172: I'll update it with your hilarity



AlienQ7: as if ther weren't excellent quote in that 48 hour period
AlienQ7: hilarity is not a word to be taken lightly
Diana172: you do not think you're worthy of it?



k0z0oo1: so really.... what's the fasicination with my hat/head?



Diana172: what was your score again? it will make quoteblog history
k0z0oo1: 31.... god damn 31



Diana172: but that would be pretty amusing if I could walk into my cello lesson and ask him why he thought I was only worth a seven in musicianship
k0z0oo1: lol
k0z0oo1: you won't




Diana172: I think I just may... "so mr brubaker.... you or one of your relatives thinks I'm only a seven..."






k0z0oo1: it was something like...

being 18 isn't really all it is crakced up to be.. i mean yea, you can buy porn... cigeretts... and lottery tickets.... porn, well why buy it when it's free? lottery tickets, you can win money from. but cigerteet, you get cancer from them...... and they don't even get you drunk!






Diana172: you should probably sleep
ezikielbpenguin: i will be in bed by 11...i promise mommy...





AlienQ7: i got a 137 out of 140
AlienQ7: 3 FUCKING POINTS AWAY FROM PERFECT
AlienQ7: those judges, those bitches




AlienQ7: wait a second
AlienQ7: i thought you were going to leave
Diana172: lol, I thought you were leaving
AlienQ7: oh
Diana172: we'll this is awkward




AlienQ7: do you think that by the year 2186 they'll have an aol 437.0
AlienQ7: to "aol 4.370 x 10^2"



Diana172: if they did that, I'd be delighted
AlienQ7: then you'd be in the dark




Diana172: oh dale, always with the funny
AlienQ7: except for sometimes
AlienQ7: AHA
AlienQ7: caught you offguard
AlienQ7: like the deodorant
AlienQ7: oh wait, that's rightguard
AlienQ7: right?
AlienQ7: guard.




AlienQ7: yeah, that's what happens sometimes
AlienQ7: did anyone find that plate?
Diana172: I'm not sure
Diana172: but if they did... I'd be in the dark
AlienQ7: you sure would