“go with your first inclination”—Mrs. Giza
“I know, I was going to do that, but then I thought...”—Frank
“So what he’s saying is... there are things we know, things we don’t know, and things that we don’t know we don’t know”—Mr. J
“I don’t know...”—Kurt
“They wrote about how you should be happy you’re going to die because the world sucks”—Mr. Jones
“Why didn’t they just kill themselves?”—Diana
“Many of them did”—Mr. Jones
“Not enough”—Robin
“The library is closing earlier starting in January... they should cut the morning hour sif you ask me”—Mr. Jones
“Yeah, that’s when the old people go”—Diana
“Old people don’t need to read”—Helen
“They can barely see”—Diana
“She remembers every president...”—Mr. Jones (about some ancient woman)
“That’s a whole lotta ginko biloba... I can’t even remember what happened last week”—Robin
“Yeah, I got the flu shot”—Diana
“You’re like one of the chosen few to be saved”—Katie
“Gold is discovered in California”—Mrs. Giza
“goldfish?”—Zach
“Are we playing Rosamunde?”—Diana
“Yes, Diana, I thought it would be nice to play a little Schubert for our Christmas concert”—Mrs. Woj
“Squatter sovereignty ”—Mrs. Giza
“Squatter”—Class
“So then when I went to the park...”—Robin
“You were talking to strangers... taking their candy”—Diana
“Yeah he came up tryin to give me some Jujubes and I was all fuck you, come back when you have some Charleston chews”—Robin
“Yeah, I got in trouble one day in preschool for being late... and the teacher was like ‘you need to get an alarm clock.’ I was offended; I didn’t know what no alarm clock was”—Robin
“So then, after nap time, I rolled up my mat so slowly she had to call my mom”—Robin
“I was like, ‘what now, heifer?... I’m gonna keep you here so long I wont even NEED an alarm clock...what now, bitch?’”—Robin
“But in Alaska...gold, Klondike, gold”—Mrs. Giza
“Klondike bars”—Zach
“This story is really ridiculous... she really did make all that stuff up!”—Kurt
“Someone made it up.... Eudora Welty”—Helen
“but wouldn’t you rather people thought you were pregnant than fat?”—Kate
“And Helen used the word ‘freak’... think about women. Why is it that they go to beauty salons?”—Mr. Jones
“So they don’t look like freaks?”—Diana
“I’ll remember that, ...when my wife comes home from the beauty salon and asks if she looks different, I’ll say—“—Mr. Jones
“Freak”—Kurt
“She probably wanted to get rid of that stupid child”—Robin
*sadly shakes head; looks at ground*--Mr. Jones
“Did the last class get it?”—Laura
“Wrong question, Laura”—Helen
“Nothing, we’re just talking about what happens when black people go out in the sun”—Robin
“Yeah, what does happen?”—Diana
“This class isn’t ashamed to admit it’s ignorance about anything”—Mr. Jones
“Kurt, what are you doing?”—Zach
”I forgot my lunch so I’m eating ketchup and mayonnaise”—Kurt
“Oh”
“...I’m kidding”
“I love how Kurt told us he was eating condiments for lunch and none of us thought it was weird”—Diana
“So you got your project done?”—Mr. Jones
“Yeah, she was up until 2 in the morning”—Tammy
“Shhh”—Alexandra
“...last week”—Tammy
“Mine’s pretty, give me that, Mr. Jones... It might be wrong, but at least it’s attractive.”—Kate
“I love this midterm... I really outdid myself”—Mr. Jones
“I can’t read”—Zach (imitating Gorman)
“You people are like little idiots”—Mr. Jones
“Choppin’”—Kurt (saying Chopin)
(We were talking about cars being stuck on train tracks and people refusing to leave their cars even when a train is coming)
”I’m the pilot of this car, I’m going down with it!”—Tammy
“You have to run toward the train, not with it”—Mr. J
“30 mph is pretty fast... you can’t even run that fast”—Alexandra
“Yeah, and it’s common for them to get to 120... you definitely cannot outrun a train”—Mr. J
“You could if you were riding a cheetah”—Diana
“...what?”—Mr. J
“If you were hauling circus cargo... and your truck stalled out on the tracks...”—Diana
“You’d get out and go get the cheetah when your truck is stalled on train tracks?”—Kurt
“no, the cheetah rides in the front like a dog. She gets out on her cat and declares: ‘hi ho cheetah!’”—Mr. J
“And there goes Diana, riding her cheetah into the sunset”—Mr. Jones
“That’s a good story”—Lindsay
“Kate, you should draw a picture of Diana on her cheetah and submit it to interim”—Laura
“And I’ll write some prose”—Lindsay
***lotr quotes***
“Am I the only one who thought that Bilbo was scarier than the orcs?”—Diana
“Oh, come on now”—Dr. Pavlac
“And then when they were going to burn him alive...”—Diana
“Yeah, they made that scene way too funny”—Helen
“That still only counts as one!”—Gimli
“Hey, ladies, how are you doin’ tonight?”—Guys at the theater
“...I’m here with my DAD”—Helen
“Gorbag!”—Diana
“I’d like to use it as a general insult... you’re such a GORBAG”—Helen
“War elephants!”—Diana
“Yeah I was only wearing one shoe at that point”—Helen
“Me too, I couldn’t find the other one”—Diana
“Yeah, like that scene where they’re all talking in the hallway and this dog goes walking by”—Helen
“I couldn’t wait for that scene to end... stupid spider, stab him!”—Diana
“I know, I was going to do that, but then I thought...”—Frank
“So what he’s saying is... there are things we know, things we don’t know, and things that we don’t know we don’t know”—Mr. J
“I don’t know...”—Kurt
“They wrote about how you should be happy you’re going to die because the world sucks”—Mr. Jones
“Why didn’t they just kill themselves?”—Diana
“Many of them did”—Mr. Jones
“Not enough”—Robin
“The library is closing earlier starting in January... they should cut the morning hour sif you ask me”—Mr. Jones
“Yeah, that’s when the old people go”—Diana
“Old people don’t need to read”—Helen
“They can barely see”—Diana
“She remembers every president...”—Mr. Jones (about some ancient woman)
“That’s a whole lotta ginko biloba... I can’t even remember what happened last week”—Robin
“Yeah, I got the flu shot”—Diana
“You’re like one of the chosen few to be saved”—Katie
“Gold is discovered in California”—Mrs. Giza
“goldfish?”—Zach
“Are we playing Rosamunde?”—Diana
“Yes, Diana, I thought it would be nice to play a little Schubert for our Christmas concert”—Mrs. Woj
“Squatter sovereignty ”—Mrs. Giza
“Squatter”—Class
“So then when I went to the park...”—Robin
“You were talking to strangers... taking their candy”—Diana
“Yeah he came up tryin to give me some Jujubes and I was all fuck you, come back when you have some Charleston chews”—Robin
“Yeah, I got in trouble one day in preschool for being late... and the teacher was like ‘you need to get an alarm clock.’ I was offended; I didn’t know what no alarm clock was”—Robin
“So then, after nap time, I rolled up my mat so slowly she had to call my mom”—Robin
“I was like, ‘what now, heifer?... I’m gonna keep you here so long I wont even NEED an alarm clock...what now, bitch?’”—Robin
“But in Alaska...gold, Klondike, gold”—Mrs. Giza
“Klondike bars”—Zach
“This story is really ridiculous... she really did make all that stuff up!”—Kurt
“Someone made it up.... Eudora Welty”—Helen
“but wouldn’t you rather people thought you were pregnant than fat?”—Kate
“And Helen used the word ‘freak’... think about women. Why is it that they go to beauty salons?”—Mr. Jones
“So they don’t look like freaks?”—Diana
“I’ll remember that, ...when my wife comes home from the beauty salon and asks if she looks different, I’ll say—“—Mr. Jones
“Freak”—Kurt
“She probably wanted to get rid of that stupid child”—Robin
*sadly shakes head; looks at ground*--Mr. Jones
“Did the last class get it?”—Laura
“Wrong question, Laura”—Helen
“Nothing, we’re just talking about what happens when black people go out in the sun”—Robin
“Yeah, what does happen?”—Diana
“This class isn’t ashamed to admit it’s ignorance about anything”—Mr. Jones
“Kurt, what are you doing?”—Zach
”I forgot my lunch so I’m eating ketchup and mayonnaise”—Kurt
“Oh”
“...I’m kidding”
“I love how Kurt told us he was eating condiments for lunch and none of us thought it was weird”—Diana
“So you got your project done?”—Mr. Jones
“Yeah, she was up until 2 in the morning”—Tammy
“Shhh”—Alexandra
“...last week”—Tammy
“Mine’s pretty, give me that, Mr. Jones... It might be wrong, but at least it’s attractive.”—Kate
“I love this midterm... I really outdid myself”—Mr. Jones
“I can’t read”—Zach (imitating Gorman)
“You people are like little idiots”—Mr. Jones
“Choppin’”—Kurt (saying Chopin)
(We were talking about cars being stuck on train tracks and people refusing to leave their cars even when a train is coming)
”I’m the pilot of this car, I’m going down with it!”—Tammy
“You have to run toward the train, not with it”—Mr. J
“30 mph is pretty fast... you can’t even run that fast”—Alexandra
“Yeah, and it’s common for them to get to 120... you definitely cannot outrun a train”—Mr. J
“You could if you were riding a cheetah”—Diana
“...what?”—Mr. J
“If you were hauling circus cargo... and your truck stalled out on the tracks...”—Diana
“You’d get out and go get the cheetah when your truck is stalled on train tracks?”—Kurt
“no, the cheetah rides in the front like a dog. She gets out on her cat and declares: ‘hi ho cheetah!’”—Mr. J
“And there goes Diana, riding her cheetah into the sunset”—Mr. Jones
“That’s a good story”—Lindsay
“Kate, you should draw a picture of Diana on her cheetah and submit it to interim”—Laura
“And I’ll write some prose”—Lindsay
***lotr quotes***
“Am I the only one who thought that Bilbo was scarier than the orcs?”—Diana
“Oh, come on now”—Dr. Pavlac
“And then when they were going to burn him alive...”—Diana
“Yeah, they made that scene way too funny”—Helen
“That still only counts as one!”—Gimli
“Hey, ladies, how are you doin’ tonight?”—Guys at the theater
“...I’m here with my DAD”—Helen
“Gorbag!”—Diana
“I’d like to use it as a general insult... you’re such a GORBAG”—Helen
“War elephants!”—Diana
“Yeah I was only wearing one shoe at that point”—Helen
“Me too, I couldn’t find the other one”—Diana
“Yeah, like that scene where they’re all talking in the hallway and this dog goes walking by”—Helen
“I couldn’t wait for that scene to end... stupid spider, stab him!”—Diana
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