"There's a hole in that function dear liza dear liza"--Lipski
"Chris, when do I use the Sandwich Theorem? ...Dan already taught me how to use it... 'if you have wheat and wheat, you've got yourself a wheat sandwich... but if you have wheat and white, why you've got no sandwich at all' "--Diana
"Well you do have a sandwich; it's just neither wheat or white, it could be rye... or toasted, which just screws everything up"--Chris
(about the sandwich theorem) "I know you're dying to sink your teeth into this one... but if you do too much, you'll get fed up"--Lipski
"*groan*"--Class
"Use your Barney powers........ your imagination"--Lipski
*drives up to lipski*
"Why hello, Mr. Lipski"--Dane
"....oh... hi"--Lipski
"you live up here?"--Dane
"....oh ... yeah I do... I'm just... walking my dog here....."--Lipski
"could he have been less enthusiastic to see us?"--Diana
"What kind of function is it?"--Lipski
"odd. .... Hey I learned something!"--Kurt
"Do you know the first law in the us?"--Klem
"The first amendment?"--Gorman
"...what was the first statute?"--Klem
"The statute of liberty"--Eli
"I'm kidding I'm kidding!"--Eli
"If I looked in Sally's desk and I found a baggie of heroin.."--Klem
"You'd be a rich man"--Dane
"I have to become a contortionist now"--Matysczak
"but WHAT ELSE can we say about horizontal launch?"-Matysczak
".... time is equal?"--Diana
"YES! Time in each of the components (blah blah blah)"--Matysczak
"... it's defined as an independent variable... so of course it's equal"--Dane
"I just don't understand why no one congratulates me for that... I mean alan says that the square root of a square is the number... and everyone' s like 'oh, good job Alan!'... and then I say that the quadratic doesn't work because of extraneous roots and I get nothing"--Dane
"imminent frost..."--Radio
"imminent"--Dane/Chris/Diana
"wait they didn't say eminent, they said imminent"--Dane
"you could have imminent frost that's eminent"--Dane
"... imminent eminent frost"--Chris
"This has been all things considered on npr radio"
"I hate when people say things like that... national public radio ... radio"--Chris
"nedt tests, haha"--Dane
"We should start saying them correctly"--Dane
"ned tests"--Dane
"pi numbers"--Chris
"it's even worse when they say npr public radio"--Dane
"Oh my god, tell me that house is abandoned"--Diana
"nope, this is courtdale"--Dane
"...up in Dallas"--Dane
"boo, dallas"--Diana
"it's dallas, it's like salad spelled backwards"--Chris
