Kate learns about Diana's secret life

luvsein1: diiiaaannna!
Diana172: awa? kate my love?


Diana172: I'm writing found haikus from spam
Diana172: yes, I know it's sad



luvsein1: wowsy. you should totally be in creative writing, youd rock it
Diana172: because I wrote haikus from unwanted emails?
luvsein1: you heard me


Diana172: they're actually pretty violent... I wonder how I get on these lists
luvsein1: hahaahaha never give out your email


Diana172:
y-money
he died like a wimp
I called for end to violence
give me a peace prize
Diana172: that's the only one that's not about death
Diana172: even though it is about yasser arafat dying
Diana172: so nevermind


Diana172: everything anyone sends me is about a violent videogame or political thing
luvsein1: you get spam about video games?
Diana172: yup
luvsein1: you lead an exotic life ms perkins


Diana172: colleges/video games/politics/porn
Diana172: in that order



luvsein1: hey, can you send me your buddy list? im trying to compile one with more than five people on it
Diana172: keep in mind that a lot of the people on my list are there because they frequently post funny away messages
Diana172: I enjoy my funny away message people who I don't talk to



Diana172: I'll just assume you don't want to talk to my father, sister, or grandmothers
luvsein1: thats seems a bit presumptuous
Diana172: lol
luvsein1: in fact, i frequently chat with grandma perkins



Diana172: also, I name categories by mashing my fingers into the keyboard
luvsein1: hahahaha wow. creative!



Diana172: this might take a while to go through it
Diana172: I was recently told by aim that I had too many buddies and I had to choose between my friends
Diana172: or suffer the consequences



luvsein1: well dont do nuts with it. hahahha wow i have...35, currently
Diana172: lol
luvsein1: and several are just respellings of ones i wasnt sure of



luvsein1: wow youre pops!
Diana172: lol
luvsein1: i have to do some serious snooping into this mysterious new people



(about my buddy group names)
luvsein1: people i dont like???!! hahahaha this is a fascinating glimpse into your psyche



Diana172: see, I dont' like them, but you have to keep your enemies closer as they say



luvsein1: how about cicumvolve?
Diana172: that's me
Diana172: my other sn
luvsein1: huh???!
luvsein1: you lead a double life
Diana172: lol
Diana172: and in it, I spin



Diana172: dlance may trick you into thinking it's dan, but it's actually my grandmother
luvsein1: oooh shes a clever one there
Diana172: lol, I don't even know why she chose that name
Diana172: it was just a scary coincidence
luvsein1: hahhha thats pretty odd
Diana172: she doesn't even know anyone named lance



Diana172: I am NOT diana174
Diana172: I just found out that a diana174 existed and thought it was so funny that I IMed her
Diana172: and she didn't feel the same way
Diana172: but I keep her there in hopes that we'll be screen name friends forever



luvsein1: hahahahahhahah howd that covo go???!!
Diana172: I was like, hey my sn is like yours!
Diana172: and she probably thought i was a stalker who chose a sn to purposely match hers



luvsein1: that was so so creepsy of you ahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahah
Diana172: lol
Diana172: tell me that if you saw a lovesein that you wouldn't IM them
luvsein1: no way in blood
Diana172: I'd do it


luvsein1: bobby fijan, i have him blocked always



Diana172: ***** is my old internet friend, then he broke it off
Diana172: like literally
Diana172: and it was weird
luvsein1: huh? he dumped you?
Diana172: that was right about the time that he started having pictures of some girl linked in his profile
Diana172: yeah
luvsein1: wait, you met him online?
Diana172: he internet friend dumped me because his girlfriend thought it was bad



Diana172: I talk to lots of people only online
luvsein1: huh? how do you meet these people?
Diana172: I don't really remember
luvsein1: like chat rooms?
Diana172: I guess, probably
Diana172: I've talked to them for years
luvsein1: what???!!!
luvsein1: this is such a revealing evening!




Diana172: how well do you really know Diana
luvsein1: you have so many secrets! do they like know where you live? what do you talk about?




luvsein1: huh? like do you talk about what they did that day and whatnot?
luvsein1: huh? this is so fascinating
Diana172: yeah
luvsein1: wow, this is so interesting to me i cant even tell you
Diana172: wow, diana's life is so much more dangerous than mine



luvsein1: will you ever meet him do you think?
Diana172: uh no
Diana172: that's how you die, kate



luvsein1: if you were getting married, would you invite him?



luvsein1: wow. would you be sad if he died?
Diana172: no



Diana172: kate, you make it seem like I'm in this affair with an internet stalker
luvsein1: no its just very fascinating
Diana172: lol
luvsein1: for serious. this was a very interesting thing to me



luvsein1: i have a good sense of who doesnt like me i think



Diana172: ***** is from florida too, she wasn't really my friend, but she only has half of a heart
Diana172: so I like to see what she's up to
Diana172: hey are you dead
luvsein1: well that seems about right




luvsein1: http://us.ratemyteachers.com/SelectTeacher.php?sid=17545&type=-1
luvsein1: look at mr usefara
Diana172: lolol
Diana172: oh frank




Diana172: ****** is my step cousin, he's like 13 and gets in trouble a lot
luvsein1: ok ill im him too
Diana172: so I keep him so I can read his livejournal about how he "hates cops"
Diana172: and fakaz




luvsein1: its in the blood
Diana172: lol
Diana172: it's actually water
Diana172: but ok
Diana172: lol
luvsein1: hahhaha metaphorically speaking




Diana172: ***** is this kid who used to be afraid of me in 7th grade, and I tried desperately to be his friend for an entire year
Diana172: I gave him a card for his birthday
luvsein1: aw youre a sweetheart



Diana172: and he gave it back
Diana172: unopened
luvsein1: wow ouchers
Diana172: so I opened it and gave it to him
Diana172: and he didn't look at it and gave it back
Diana172: so I read it to him
Diana172: and he ran away
luvsein1: wow he hated you



Diana172: I also bought him a package of bendy straws
Diana172: because they were next to the cards and they were 99 cents
luvsein1: that might have been it
Diana172: I bought him a spatula for christmas
Diana172: just keeping with the theme
luvsein1: hahhaha this is getting more and more clear




Diana172: hey, he hated me way before I bought him a spatula
luvsein1: i would like someone if they bought me cooking supplies



(about Haiku)
Diana172: writing them is way more fun than reading them though
luvsein1: yeah, it works the old thinker
Diana172: and the fingers
Diana172: counting-wise



luvsein1: as well as the most important organ of all: the imagination, remember that, little one




Diana172: I cut my hair today
Diana172: only an inch and a half though
Diana172: I did it sitting at the computer
luvsein1: you did it yourself? youre cool
Diana172: yeah
Diana172: I am cool, aren't I
Diana172: unless that was sarcastic
Diana172: in which case, I also agree



Diana172: I got my acceptance letter into penn state wilkes barre (because my parents are cheap bastards)
luvsein1: cool congrats
Diana172: anyway, I felt special because I got a big envelope
Diana172: just like on gilmore girls



Diana172: I'm like rory!
luvsein1: you sure are
Diana172: only it's penn state ... not harvard



Diana172: I want more of these big envelopes telling me how smart I am
Diana172: more I say!



Diana172: also, what is carlow college
Diana172: because they send me a letter every day
Diana172: I've always wanted to receive a letter every day from someone
Diana172: but I wanted that someone to be an overseas lover
Diana172: not a college I've never heard of



luvsein1: ahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahha
luvsein1: maybe thats a boy's name
luvsein1: carlow a. college



Diana172: maybe
Diana172: but it's gotten to the point that I don't just throw the letters away without reading them
Diana172: I rip them up first



luvsein1: wow you hate him. maybe hes stalking and or/harassing you and you can press charges
Diana172: and very recently I've added the phrase "why why why, stop harrassing me!" to my ripping
luvsein1: videotape it and send it on over to the courts


Diana172: this is vicious ripping
Diana172: ripping as if they can see me rip it up



luvsein1: poor guy. he just wants your love.
Diana172: then why does he send me pictures of other girls with books in their arms?



Diana172: lol, guts is a funny word
Diana172: because I picture literal guts
Diana172: aanyway, what else?

"Do you have an Alan wrench?"--Some teacher
"I have an Alan"--Klem


"So when I was at Science Olympiad and these kids picked me up and put me in this fake guillotine and dropped this heavy blade on me--and I was scared-- and ended up bruising my chest, is that aggravated assault?"--Dane
"...No, that's just funny"--Klem


"Dianaaa, quoteblog!"--Katie (just after last quote was said)



"Jen, I'll give you a bicentennial quarter if you ask Mr. Novrocki which hobbit he would marry... and I'll give you another if he answers"--Diana


"no way, that is not worth a quarter"--Jen


"What? I'll do it... I'll ask Mr. Dereamer"--Cheri


"First, I need a teeth check...do I have anything in my teeth?"--Cheri


*cheri leaves*
*we see her talking to Dereamer*

"wow... he's giving her such an in-depth answer...'well, just based on looks alone...'"--Lindsay

"Of course, they're all too short for me"--Lindsay

"He's going to watch her when she leaves to see where she sits and then he's going ot see us.... laughing our asses off"--Lindsay


*Cheri comes back*

"So what did he say?"--Diana
"He said Sam"--Cheri
"YES!!"--Diana


"What did you say to him?"--Diana
"I said 'out of all of the Hobbits, which one do you like the best... you know-- to marry'"--Cheri


We went to Barnes and Noble and there were these calendars with deformed pigeons on them"--Helen
"Oh god, stop, it was so horrible"--Kate
"They had like buldging eyes and feathers on their feet"--Helen
"And one of them had a tumor on his neck"--Helen
"Hey!"--Dane (offended)

*This Week's Poll

If you had to marry one of the Hobbits, which one would you choose?

Sam: 4
Frodo: 8
Bilbo: 2
Pippin: 5
Merry: 3
Gollum: 1

*Diana's note: Sam is clearly my favorite (ie the best) choice, closely followed by Pippin and Merry. The people who voted for Frodo were mostly those not familiar with lotr. Also, Elijah Wood is revolting. Sam wins in my heart and also in the hearts of Kate, Eli, and our principal.

Gorman did not vote because he said he'd rather die than marry a male hobbit.

Zach pointed out that Gollum is still a hobbit, and therefore he should be allowed to marry him.

Cheri and Lindsay voted for Bilbo. After asking who she voted for, we told Cheri that Bilbo was the old one, to which she replied '..oh'

The male vote is tied between Pippin and Merry.

Dane and Mr. Klem did not vote because they're too cool for 'pop culture', even though I assured them that it wasn't always so popular.

______________________________________________________

*Helen hands LaMonica a book*
"Where did you get this?"—LaMonica
"They got it for me in Japan"--Helen
"...this is from Japan?"--LaMonica
*rubs it on her body*
"...ok"--Helen

"I have a scar from where a parrot bit me... and that parrot's name was Adagio"—Helen

"No, Kate, they don't use scars to identify bodies; they use your teeth"--Alan
"But sometimes they don't have a head...it's been on many a Law and Order"—Helen
"Headless, handless, ... it's just a torso, floating in the river"--Kate


"Yeah, like how I wrote calculuslus because I didn't realize I was writing it twice"--LaMonica




"Hey, it's trogdor!"--Helen (about my Law notes)
"Yeah, I drew him for a reason.... oh here it is: 'cause of death: overdose, natural causes, SWORDED, ARROWED!'"--Diana



"Hell no.... that's how Hemingway would have answered .... I'm quoting him"--Marko



**Little section about how cute Natalia is***

"Matt, what does 'cocky' mean, because people call you 'cocky'"--Natalia


"Last year, she asked if kurt eats babies"--Kate


"She calls Mr. Tascoe 'Mr. Taco'"--Alan



"Natalia makes no sense online; it's like talking to a drunk person"--Kate


"In the middle of a conversation, she'll just be like 'so how are you'... like what the hell?"--Kate



"And I'll say 'haha' and she'll be like 'DON'T LAUGH AT ME!' all in caps"--Kate



"Then she'll be like: 'ok see you'
'are you going?'
'I'm going to talk to Katie now'
'did you know that you can talk to more than one person at a time?'
'no' "
--Kate

**/Natalia**

"Yesterday, Diana and I went to Barnes and Noble and we were in the SAT section and they have these novels specifically designed to teach you hard words"--Helen
"Yeah, and then I started reading it, and it's all about our lives"--Diana

"Ok so, she meets the guy in AP english, she was at the videostore with her mean boyfriend wanting to rent amalie... also, there's this new skater kid from California... and his name is Luke"--Diana


"Yeah so it's funny how much alike we are to her. Like, they wrote a book about the average teenager and it turned out to be us... I'm kind of ashamed... we're so stereotypical"--Diana


"It's crazy how they like integrate difficult vocabulary with teenage speak"--Diana
"Yeah"--Katie
"...like I just did...'they like... totally integrate'"--Diana


"Dan, everyone liked your pumpkin pi"--Lipski
"That's great!"--Dan
"...but some of the freshmen didn't know what pi was"--Lipski
"That's pathetic!"--Dan



***The Lord of the Rings: an Allegory (as related to OMS) (straight from Helen's brain)***

Jesus = Santiago = Frodo
Proving religion = Marlin = destroying the ring
persecutors = sharks = ringwraiths
disciples = Manolin = Sam
Believers/non-believers = public = those of the shire

**/lotr**

luvsein1: diana, three questions. one, whats up? two, what does you ap english outline look like? and three, who are the people on your profile?
Diana172: ok, one, I am listening to anime music and I just got back from lunch with helen
Diana172: two my outline is formal because I wasn't sure what she wanted
luvsein1: mhmm
Diana172: and three
Diana172: what are you talking about




luvsein1: i just have work to do and instead i slept
Diana172: please, this outline is a joke
Diana172: a cruel joke



luvsein1: we think that whenever theres a particularly funny exchange helen should illustrate it
Diana172: lol
Diana172: excellent



luvsein1: maybe you can make some more gripping short films lol
Diana172: haha
Diana172: I'd need pictures of you guys
luvsein1: thats true, my hair is in fact no longer pink
luvsein1: nor do i have braces



luvsein1: you should ask all "15" to take picture lokking happy, sa,d and outraged to cover all bases
luvsein1: maybe also in love, angry, and shocked
Diana172: lol
Diana172: hey kurt, can you look confused for me



Diana172: or we could put them in these situations and then snap the pictures quickly
Diana172: that way it's real
Diana172: hey kurt, what's 23987 times 398?



luvsein1: hey gorman, mrs giza wants her papers




luvsein1: i liked that one!
Diana172: oh god kate
Diana172: that was the most horrible book ever
Diana172: that book made me vow to hunt out willa cather's grave and stomp on it
luvsein1: i kind of forget it but i remember being touched



luvsein1: its like the great question of dom or jesse?
Diana172: jesse
Diana172: hands down
luvsein1: i just dont understand
luvsein1: barring personality
Diana172: clearly he is cuter
luvsein1: clearly hes not even cute




Diana172: clearly dom is weird looking
luvsein1: like i dont think hes ugly, just not at all attractive
luvsein1: no, he is obviously hot
Diana172: false
luvsein1: what planet are you from???!!
Diana172: earth, love
Diana172: come join me on it




luvsein1: hes not even just hot by school standards, if i saw him on the street i would think so
Diana172: nuh uh
luvsein1: yeah, i would wink and flip my hair



PurpleHelKat: would a teacher feel bad
PurpleHelKat: if their assignment
PurpleHelKat: caused a student to commit suicide?
PurpleHelKat: i sure would



PurpleHelKat: where'd ya go?
Diana172: to reboot
PurpleHelKat: oookay
Diana172: i rebooted
Diana172: my computer
PurpleHelKat: i know
Diana172: lol ok
PurpleHelKat: i'm not dumb, lol



PurpleHelKat: what else would you reboot
PurpleHelKat: your boot?
Diana172: yeah
PurpleHelKat: your foot?
Diana172: I totally booted my foot



Diana172: my outline sucks the big one
PurpleHelKat: lolll
PurpleHelKat: mine is actually awesome
PurpleHelKat: sorry i had to say it
PurpleHelKat: i worked my ass off



Diana172: reading mine is a lot like poking yourself in the eye
Diana172: it stings and it makes you go blind for a second
Diana172: and it makes you question why you did it in the first place



PurpleHelKat: ahahahahahahahaha
PurpleHelKat: good one
Diana172: I'm going to do that from now on
Diana172: I'm miss similie from now on
PurpleHelKat: what can i say
PurpleHelKat: you're good at it


Diana172: like forest gump
Diana172: that wasn't a good one, but to be miss simile, I need quite a few


PurpleHelKat: i haven't seen forest gump
Diana172: well life is like a box of chocolates
Diana172: and shrimp are cool
Diana172: that's the plot
PurpleHelKat: oh yeah
PurpleHelKat: shrimp
PurpleHelKat: thank you i love the nineties

"Did you see Helen's drawing of you?"--Diana
"It makes me look like a vampire"--Dane


PurpleHelKat: practicing?
Diana172: like a mofo


(about Helen's drawings) "I think kurt looks like Tim (Kane) and Tim looks hot"--Diana


PurpleHelKat: kate thought kurt looked like tim too
Diana172: he really does
PurpleHelKat: hmmmm
PurpleHelKat: woops



Diana172: also, name kurt tim and redraw kurt
Diana172: and send tim up to my room ;-)
PurpleHelKat: but i don't think the kurt looks like tim
PurpleHelKat: ahahahahahah
Diana172: yeah he really does
PurpleHelKat: i like the tim i drew ^_~




(about dane's picture)
PurpleHelKat: cheri thought it really looked like him
Diana172: first I drew the eyebrow.. then the face



PurpleHelKat: its hard to do guys
Diana172: dane is practically a girl
PurpleHelKat: that's why i did him first, lol
Diana172: and frank is a hairy girl




Diana172: you should draw a separate picture of dane's tumor
Diana172: and we'll put it in his about section




Diana172: kurt has funny lips
Diana172: and the little dip in his lip under his nose is really big
PurpleHelKat: anime people don't really have lips
Diana172: but they go down
Diana172: like this ^



Diana172: I'm trying to untimize kurt
PurpleHelKat: untimize?
Diana172: un-timize
PurpleHelKat: oohhhhhh
PurpleHelKat: lollll
Diana172: you thought I learned a new fancy word from my book
Diana172: sadly no
PurpleHelKat: actually yeah
PurpleHelKat: lol
Diana172: I'll just start saying crap like that



PurpleHelKat: untimize- to make into a cartoon
Diana172: untimize is actually a cool word



(about Kurt)
PurpleHelKat: he's blondish
PurpleHelKat: everyone has dark hair
Diana172: yeah but he's so tall
Diana172: that the hair that you can see is shadowed
PurpleHelKat: nobody sees it?
Diana172: yeah haha, draw kurt from diana's perspective



Diana172: haha, I'm looking into domain names for the about section of the quoteblog
Diana172: because I can't have it in the main page or people will die loading it
Diana172: anyway
Diana172: some of the domain names I could have
Diana172: quoteblog.reallysucksass.com
PurpleHelKat: lolll
Diana172: quoteblog.gayadultxxx.com
Diana172: quoteblog.japannudes.com
Diana172: quoteblogg.isgreat.com
Diana172: ooh, I think I like quoteblog.jesussave.us



Diana172: listen here helen
PurpleHelKat: let's face it
PurpleHelKat: some guys just turn out hot in anime form
Diana172: draw from your eyes, not your heart, my love



PurpleHelKat: did you make the picture site?
Diana172: yeah, I'm doing it now
Diana172: I'm doing dane's
Diana172: and we're arguing about his bio




Diana172: so when it came to dane (it grouped the pictures alphabetically)
Diana172: I asked him what he dislikes
Diana172: and he said nothing
Diana172: and I've been trying to pull it out of him
Diana172: he likes everything
Diana172: all types of food
PurpleHelKat: he doesn't like stupid people
Diana172: everything but his car being dirty and sharing drinks
Diana172: lol, true



Diana172: what about stupid people
Diana172: do you dislike them?
DaneOcoins1: yes
DaneOcoins1: but thats hard to pinpoint
DaneOcoins1: like, my mother is stupid, but i like her


DaneOcoins1: here, i dislike overgeneralization



Diana172: ooh kate's next
Diana172: this will be easy
PurpleHelKat: lol
Diana172: give me some kate likes and dislikes
Diana172: so far I have that she likes
Diana172: dr phil
Diana172: babies
Diana172: jude law
Diana172: johnny depp
Diana172: and pirates



PurpleHelKat: dislikes- pigdeons, Dogma (the movie)
PurpleHelKat: likes McCain
PurpleHelKat: the pope
PurpleHelKat: lol
Diana172: I have pigeons, children who are too old to trick or treat and cats
Diana172: she likes the pope?





PurpleHelKat: fruit in her desserts
Diana172: really?
PurpleHelKat: yeah
PurpleHelKat: its a weird one
Diana172: I like weird
PurpleHelKat: exactly





Diana172: things helen likes
Diana172: the sound of calculators being taken out
Diana172: when people go "FLAVER FLAVE"
PurpleHelKat: ahahahahah
PurpleHelKat: its so true


PurpleHelKat: jackets
PurpleHelKat: thunderstorms
PurpleHelKat: seriously I'm nuts about lightning




(about full metal alchemist)
Diana172: not hot, he's a child
PurpleHelKat: the blonde is a guy
Diana172: he's a little boy
PurpleHelKat: mmmmmm
Diana172: ick!!!!!



PurpleHelKat: hooot
PurpleHelKat: i'm an owl




Diana172: that's hiro's voice!

PurpleHelKat: i think it's the robot



Diana172: mooooooo
PurpleHelKat: cow?
Diana172: yes
PurpleHelKat: mmmmm...anim
PurpleHelKat: e
PurpleHelKat: i've missed you so
PurpleHelKat: i needed a fix



PurpleHelKat: and i missed my anime last week
PurpleHelKat: bc of the semi
PurpleHelKat: so its been like two weeks
Diana172: you have dvds
PurpleHelKat: i know
PurpleHelKat: i'm so lazy



PurpleHelKat: i was just thinking how mad i was
PurpleHelKat: for no reason
Diana172: lol
PurpleHelKat: other than my HATRED for woj



Diana172: you know what my theory is [about why we get emotional when we're tired]
Diana172: ok
Diana172: you know how stupid people are the ones who are always in fights
Diana172: like you see the speds
PurpleHelKat: yeah and?
Diana172: they always have some sort of emotional disturbance
Diana172: well we, as non speds, possess the ability to regulate those emotions through intelligence
Diana172: then we get sleepy
Diana172: and poof, we're spedular
Diana172: it's like a little view of their crazy horny/hating world


Diana172: my tamagotchi is sleeping with a little skull over him and he's surrounded by his own feces
Diana172: I'm going to be a good mother



PurpleHelKat: i never had a tamagotchi
PurpleHelKat: i missed out on a piece of childhood




Diana172: you know what I hate
Diana172: people who say "woofs"
PurpleHelKat: hmmm?
PurpleHelKat: ahahahaha
PurpleHelKat: kate definately says woofs
Diana172: me hates
Diana172: oh god kate
PurpleHelKat: she seems like that kind of person'
Diana172: I'll kill your dialect




DaneOcoins1: allegories
Diana172: lol
Diana172: you're booooooooooring
Diana172: with a capitol boooooooo


Diana172: oh dane, do you not find sleep crazy diana to be fun
Diana172: I think I'm fun
Diana172: fun fun fun fun fun
PurpleHelKat: lol
PurpleHelKat: he was trying to get me to help him with this crazy sentence he wrote



Diana172: I like cute and goofy and smart and ostracized
Diana172: my main components of boyfriend
Diana172: cute as in personality
PurpleHelKat: i like smart wit, skinny, nice eyes, and corrupted to the core
PurpleHelKat: my main components
PurpleHelKat: semi-elfish, and evil
Diana172: get a fog horn then
PurpleHelKat: fog horn?
Diana172: for when you get raped



Diana172: because she kicked the dragons ass
Diana172: and I was going by shampoo's rule
Diana172: wait no I wasn't



Diana172: http://www.nnanime.com/events/0104fanimepics/f10_spike_faye.jpg
Diana172: doesn't this look like matt
PurpleHelKat: it really does except for the hair
Diana172: creepy
Diana172: I was like wtf??
Diana172: matt is dressed as spike!