"I would never touch your hair because I don't want to get faced"--Dane (to Katie)




"what does mr. k want for christmas?"--Mrs. K
"Bacon"--Erin



Number of Times Mrs. Marko Said a Certain Word/Phrase in Class on 12-10-04

"and" -- 22
"You know?"--9
"I mean"--9
"lititure" (her pronounciation of literature) - 2
"Alright?"--14





"Katie, are you going to the christmas party? I'm going with Robin... it's at a country club. We're going to see if they'll let two b~~~k people in"--LaMonica



"h=x,... only in calculus"--Dan



"The seniors aren't allowed to book each other"--Lipski
"We can book anyone we want to. The bookings in our class are the reason we have closed lunches"--Dan



"Guess what LaMonica is going to do after school?"--Steph
"Swing on a birch tree?"--Katie
"yeah"--LaMonica
"Is this a big birch tree? Are you going to hurt yourself?"--Katie
"Well, there's a car under it"--LaMonica



*Phone starts ringing*
*LaMonica gets up to answer it*
"Quick, what room is this?"--LaMonica
"107"--Steph
"No, 106! it's 106"--Helen/Diana

*LaMonica picks up the phone*
"Room 107.... yes.... no, that's ok"--LaMonica
*Hangs up the phone*


*Phone rings two seconds later*
*LaMonica picks up the phone*
"Room 106... sure, she's here"--LaMonica



"I feel like we're watching a cartoon from this time"--Katie



"This is worse than Pokemon"-Helen



"I want some singing"--Katie
"I want some grendel... some slaughter"--Helen



"He's a creature of evil, it's not like he's evolved"-Katie



"He's making too much noise... and he makes tornadoes"--Katie




"This animation is horrible"--Katie
"I don't think they fully animated gestures"--Helen
"There's three pictures per movement"--Diana



"did he just say 'shut your word hole'?"--Helen




"Woah, he's made of algea"--Helen
"And Beowulf just jumped into his body..."--Diana
"Ok so Beowulf goes into him and he reaches inside of himself and he cuts off his arm?"--Katie

excerpts from Helen's english assignment

"But, our love of our dearest son, (my Geoffrey!,) has lead the Devil right into this house."



"He arrived with the swelling on his neck, the size of a pheasant’s egg, and I, being too overjoyed at his return, let him enter our safe haven."




"Not even the finest food and the gayest music can keep my mind off our plight, now. Every morning I wake and look out my window to see the mass grave in the center of the field where our best corn used to grow. My boy is now in the furrowed ground."




"I oft hope for your safe return, but my heart has been broken already, and only your living face can bring me rest. "

MrDucks200: are you drinking?





MrDucks200: well when u have 2 hot female friends you'll understand lol
Diana172: yes, you know how I love the ladies
MrDucks200: well in ur case it would be males i guess




luvsein1: I can't beleive Helen didnt actually yell at you for that pigeon website! now i know. you should really be more careful about that quoteblog, ms perkins





luvsein1: what can i write a little dramatic scene about?
Diana172: me
Diana172: dancing
luvsein1: thats not a plot
luvsein1: huh?
Diana172: then I fall and break my leg
Diana172: oh no
Diana172: how ironic for some reason
luvsein1: thats not really ironic. kind of to be expected, actually.




luvsein1: hey get this: mrs merman has the chicken pox and mrs mattes is taking kurt to pitt on friday
luvsein1: so looks like the mattern girls are running that drive solo hahahah






luvsein1: an anarchic blood drive. yum.
luvsein1: disease will run rampant
Diana172: use leeches
Diana172: they'll never know



luvsein1: just slit open wrists. its faster
Diana172: thanks for your donation!




luvsein1: much more efficient
luvsein1: "we're also collecting your life force"





luvsein1: eew im so glad we werent in HS in the 80's. id be so much uglier


Diana172: well you were born in the 80s
luvsein1: yes...werent you?



luvsein1: see, im a math genius
Diana172: yes, yes you are
luvsein1: damns straight. the reason im not in ap calc is bc i passed that in 5th grade, fool




Diana172: fool!
luvsein1: you heard me
Diana172: lol
luvsein1: do you not know what that means? must i dictionary.com it for you?




PurpleHelKat: where ya been, bitch
PurpleHelKat: lol
PurpleHelKat: seriously
PurpleHelKat: brb my ass




Diana172: I told her to take it off
Diana172: take it all off
PurpleHelKat: why was she invisible?




*Diana stands in the hallway watching a conversation about basses between Matt and Mrs. Woj. Matt has his pants down around his ankles*




"put your pants on!"--Diana
"what?... oh"--Matt



Diana172: I see your lover is on
Diana172: take a gander at xander
Diana172: takin a gander at YOU



PurpleHelKat: now i know why you take such glee in my misfortune
Diana172: it's true

"So I'm watching this kid, and he goes up to the gatorade machine when the lady was stocking it... and he takes one... but I didn't stop him because, in my mind, he didn't have all of the elements of a theft"--Klem



"Plymouth has the best Turkey Hill on the west side"--Klem

"When I first look at name, I think is 'Taco' and I say 'Taco' to Katie and Kate and they make fun of me. ... Is not 'Taco'... is 'Tascoe'"--Natalia




Diana172: thoreau
Auto response from BonnyTid717: "Sometimes people leave youHalfway through the wood.Do not let it grieve youNo one leaves for good.You are not alone.No one is alone."
---Piano lesson.. than finishing Thoreau work.

Diana172: last year I made up a word in American Authors... ready for it?
Diana172: ok thoreau + poetry = thoreauetry
Diana172: feel free to remind mr jones of this, my creative word