More really old quotes.
This time they're Physics! (mostly)


"So now we have to get down to the--"--Matysczak
"Nitty gritty?"--Dane
"...atomic level"--Matysczak


"ask your parents: what is the cost of one kilowatt per hour in your electric bill?"--Matysczak
"$.04988"--Dane
*everyone looks at him*

"what? I was bored one day; I wanted to figure out how much all of my appliances cost"--Dane
"You have nothing better to do with your time?"--Russ
"Dane, Russ just made fun of you"--Diana



"Not to diss my mom"--Matysczak



"...Because potential energy does not have direction"--Matysczak
"Thank god"--Dane



(About storage of electric energy)
"You're excited? You should be; it's a very charging subject"--Matysczak


"I think I'd make a good dog, if I was a dog"--Katie
"Except I'd be really miserable"--Katie


"Yeah, you wont even let anyone touch your hair. You'd be the worst dog ever"--Helen



"We just disproved the mirror equation... right here in our physics lab"--Katie



"You can't use this formula, Eli"--Matysczak
"Oh sweet Jesus"--Eli



"We were throwing the color guards in the fire"--Mr. K
"Why were you throwing them into the fire?"--Diana
"So you get that smoked flavor burning... like sausage"--Mr. K



"So you have energy and you're looking for potential difference? *looks at board* ...well then that's scary"--Matysczak


"They sit at the second freak table"--Diana
"It's like the freak table's overflow, for the lame freaks"--Helen



***Journal Entry. Topic: "pursuing perfection"***

"This is going to be the shortest journal entry ever... 'I'm already there'"--Kurt


"School makes me real goodly smart. I am smartified, but not transistorized. This gum is making me ill. To truly be perfect, I must rid myself of this peppermint evil."--Diana's entry


(looking at her paper)
"What does this say? Pretty good? YES! I got a pretty good in trig!"--Diana


"Kate! You can't abandon the class... what about class pride? Class pride transcends friendships! Remember period 6 and 8 bio?"--Diana



(running through the hallway)
"AAH! BOO BOO!... must... get... to trig... ahh sweet triggy goodness"--Helen


"The smell of wisdom"--Helen



(if Hitler had pursued a career in art)
"He would have been busy studying instead of killing all the Jews"


"No really, it's ok because my blood pressure is so low that I'm technically supposed to be dead"--Mr. Jones


"It's Italy... ooh and I just ate it"--Diana
"Diana, that's 20 million people!"



***Journal entry: "what is your circumference"***

"I don't get the cheese sauce anymore now that I have a 'regular' ... and now I wonder if it was worth it at all"--Diana's entry

"Emily Dickinson was a crazy old spinster. She was like the michael jackson of the 19th century, what with her eerie fondness of children and ridiculous clothing"--Diana's entry


"One time I ordered a chicken pita with 'just lettuce' and the guy asked me if I wanted chicken"--Helen

Guess what, kids? Diana cleaned her room and found some Trig quotes!


***Trig***

"Dane can do pull ups"--Helen
"I know, because he's so strong"--Diana
"And he's lightweight"--Helen
"I'm like titanium!"--Dane



"sign up for pit in the band room"--Dan
"What? I have to sign up?"--Diana
"I have to let whatever cellist sign up that wants to so I can pick you over them.... I have to be fair"--Dan



"Does Dan know the formulas?"--Helen
"Your mom knows the formulas... The formulas to my heart"--Dan




(Found poem found in my trig desk)

"A woman

has given

birth

to her own grandchildren

after

acting as a

surrogate mother

for

her daughter

who

could not become pregnant

they

emerged

yesterday"

--some kid named "mike molino"

"Kurt's cute when he's horrified"--Diana

"Kurt IS cute when he's horrified"--Helen

"Bruce Barton, the man nobody knows liked Jesus because he said he was the best advertising man of all times"--Our history notes
"I know that is in my handwriting... But... I don't know; just cross it out"--Mrs. Giza




"I used to work at DQ in like 1987"--Mr Novrocki
"Do you have a plaque on the wall?"--Matt




"Biscotti learned how to score"--Dan
"Who taught him?"--Diana
"Mr. Novrocki, apparently"--Dan




"Dan has a question"--Someone
*silence*
"Oh... DAN has a question... I thought you said Dane. I don't answer Dane anymore"--Novrocki



"I have a jewel song stuck in my head"--Helen
"You have a Jew song stuck in your head?"--Diana
"A JEWEL song"--Helen




"making Kate cry is fun"--Diana
"Kate, remember that Friendlys commercial? He just wanted to be like his dad"--Helen
*kate starts to cry*
"It was just so nice"--Kate



*Diana gets a good grade on her test*
"Do you want my test back?"--Diana
"Did you want to frame it?"--Novrocki



"Helen, what would you do if we were like 40 years old and had lost touch with each other, but we still had the same sns, and it turns out that we lived in the same building?"--Diana
"I think we would have noticed each other"--Helen
"we'd both be really unrecognizable.. I'd be tall and fat"--Diana
"And I'd be a midget"--Helen
"A bald midget"--Diana


(after the orchestra polished their instruments)
"I could smell the polish in the hallway... it was awful... though I'd like to thank period one for making period two high"--Mr. K



***Helen and Diana's Hussy fight***

"bitch"--Helen
"whore"--Diana
"slut"--Helen
"Skank"--Diana
"Philanderer"--Helen
"Prostitute"--Diana
"Woman from the red light district"--Helen
"Madame"--Diana
"Mistress"--Helen
"Kira"--Diana
"you can't use Kira!"--Helen
"Yes I can"--Diana
"Fine... hooker"--Helen
"Corner girl"--Diana
"lady of the night"--Helen
"Hussy"--Diana
"Homewrecker"--Helen
*High five*

*five minutes later*

"streetwalker"--Helen



*** Helen and Diana's paper fight***
"Helen smells "--Diana
*drawing of helen with stink rays*

"HelenDiana smells goofy"--Helen
*gives the helen drawing hair extensions*

*draws little people next to the drawing of her*
"armless bald people enjoying her scent"--Diana


"because they have no noses and don't know any better"--Helen
"but then, some nose people came (who know a good scent when they smell one) and applauded her sweet smell"--Diana
"little did they know, the sweet smell was POISON in disguise."--Helen
"So Diana went along, killing mythical creatures in her path when she realized that Helen was stalking her the whole time and it was really HER putrid scent"--Diana
"In fact, Helen was trying to slay the unholy smelling beast that was killing everything in its path. (it's also a notorious liar... it's still her smell)"--Helen
"When suddenly, a pack of bandies came to try to convince Helen to join their horribly smelly people club (they knew it was her smell)"--Diana
"Helen had picked up some of Diana's terrible, terrible smell by standing downwind while trying to slay her"--Helen
"That'll teach her"--Diana