DrgnRy4: yea, you could fall and your head would land it hot batter and then slip into the fryer and you'd have battered hair
DrgnRy4: and people would break your hair off to eat it
DrgnRy4: and they'd be like there's hair in this


DrgnRy4: and you'd be like because it's my hair dammit
DrgnRy4: and then stab them
DrgnRy4: and serve their heart as a new burger
DrgnRy4: and it's become the new taste sensation

DrgnRy4: but then they'd sue you for using human hearts
DrgnRy4: but then magically all the complainants would mysteriously disappear
DrgnRy4: and a whole new menu of human hearts will appear at McDonald
DrgnRy4: which would be renamed mcheart
DrgnRy4: home of the heart
DrgnRy4: 'cause we love our customers



Diana172: can you unzip a file
DrgnRy4: yes, just pull the zipper down
DrgnRy4: click unzip and select file path
Diana172: k
DrgnRy4: but you have to seduce it first


DrgnRy4: like give it some drinks and try to sex it up a bit
DrgnRy4: then it'll open like magic


DrgnRy4: i learned that from a wise drunken sage out on the lawn
DrgnRy4: although he seemed only to be a master of pissing himself

DrgnRy4: his wisdom stunk like a sea of pickle brine and dog poo
DrgnRy4: although i wasn't sure it was wisdom at all
DrgnRy4: more like an ad from local furniture store

DrgnRy4: still i kept it locked away in secret vault with plenty of air freshener
DrgnRy4: for the day to come, when i could use an office chair


DrgnRy4: and you completely ignore the the random story of the nonexistent drunk old man
Diana172: it was funny, I'm going to blog it
DrgnRy4: you damn better


DrgnRy4: and then I'll look at the blog and be like hahaha, but then ill be sad cause i know im not on crack
DrgnRy4: that's just how weird i normally am
Diana172: yeah

DrgnRy4: I'm bored i want something cool to happen
DrgnRy4: like mutant green bunnies invading the earth from space
DrgnRy4: but they'd look like normal bunnies

DrgnRy4: they'd just have weird rings floating around their necks
DrgnRy4: because that's what aliens really are
DrgnRy4: normal, but with space age rings
DrgnRy4: which have no purpose, aside from space age fashion
DrgnRy4: reply to my insanity

Diana172: I'm blogging it
DrgnRy4: ah
DrgnRy4: and from that blog will come immortailty