Convo with Noah (and a bit of Kate'n'Stacey)
LuvSein: although im a little jealous... i guess ben [franklin] might be a better muse than me after all. sigh.
(about ben franklin):
Diana172: he's so hot
LuvSein: its his bifocals, isnt it? just say it
Diana172: it is, I can't resist
LuvSein: and the beaver cap. i cant compete
Diana172: the epitome of hat fashion
LuvSein: im dead serious though, i have quite the crush on tom jefferson
LuvSein: no this goes back quite a ways. i ahve a picture of me kissing a jefferson stautue in williamsburg
LuvSein: hes handsome, hes smart, hes a founding father
LuvSein: face it, hes my perfect match
ezikielbpenguin: you spell novrokis name differently every time you type it in your blog...
Diana172: so you're a quoteblog fan?
ezikielbpenguin: its amusing...as long as you stick with nevrocki, navrocki and novrocki youll be fine...ill be scared when nuvrocki, nivrocki and nyvrocki pop up...yeah...its amusing...
Diana172: I should actually learn to spell his name
ezikielbpenguin: novrocki
Diana172: excellent
Diana172: but I'll forget
Diana172: I'm that kind of person
(About the quote where I talk about food in my cello):
ezikielbpenguin: that was amusing
Diana172: well it's true
Diana172: the other day I turned it over and a skittle came out
ezikielbpenguin: hahaha
ezikielbpenguin: did you eat it?
Diana172: no, but that would have been a good story
Diana172: so...yes, yes I did
ezikielbpenguin: haha...this one time...in my cello...
ezikielbpenguin: thats cool...does it taste good?
Diana172: http://k-tai.impress.co.jp/cda/article/todays_goods/12712.html
Diana172: I'm not sure, the smell turns me off
ezikielbpenguin: that is amazing
Diana172: besides, it says "not edible, just incredible"
Diana172: I love sending people to chinese websites
Diana172: lol
ezikielbpenguin: haha...i love people who send me to chinese websites...;-)
ezikielbpenguin: thats sad...i mean...how amazing would it be during a test when you cant answer a question to just have an edible calculator to calm you down...except for the whole...oh shit i just ate the 9 button...
ezikielbpenguin: id like pez if it contained...chocolate
ezikielbpenguin: so next time your around stacey just eat her oboe...
Diana172: I wish, then I'd be full and happy
Diana172: rosin and skittles, that relates to sex
ezikielbpenguin: well...if it didnt before it does now
Diana172: I put a lizard in a bass once
Diana172: and taped the f holes
Diana172: and left for the summer
ezikielbpenguin: thats sick...can you do it again...but this time a hamster?
ezikielbpenguin: :-)
Diana172: lol
Diana172: you'd have to half starve it first
Diana172: otherwise it wont fit in the hole
ezikielbpenguin: haha...we can make it fit...:-D
Diana172: lol
Diana172: I could hear it running around in the bass
Diana172: and I laughed and laughed
ezikielbpenguin: hahahahahaha...wow...i thought i was evil...
Diana172: lol
Diana172: not even close
Diana172: lizards are everywhere in florida
Diana172: that one decided to invade the orchestra room
Diana172: his one fatal mistake
Diana172: what would you do if I marketed an entire collection of food-shaped machines
ezikielbpenguin: itd get really hungry and since im fat...that isnt a good thing...now...i you could lick them and they were flavored like the food they were representing...than maybe id be in on that one...
Diana172: excellent
ezikielbpenguin: can i get 'cucumber the computer'?
ezikielbpenguin: or 'tomato the toilet'?
ezikielbpenguin: the tomatoilet! toilet of the future
Diana172: lol
Diana172: how is that pronounced?
ezikielbpenguin: toe-may-toilet
Diana172: I'll never be so clever as to come up with something better than a choculator
ezikielbpenguin: hamelevision? the ham shaped tv...lick it for some hammy goodness...comes with a bacon remote and the option of a sausage shaped dvd player...get yours today!
Diana172: I need a new future occupation
Diana172: lol
ezikielbpenguin: what happened to your old one?
Diana172: my lego sculpting?
ezikielbpenguin: oh...okay...
Diana172: it's like.. I can be creative... but not too much unless I make things HUGE
ezikielbpenguin: haha
Diana172: and huge= funny
ezikielbpenguin: they make me think...and since school has never achieved that...its a good thing...
Diana172: physics makes me think though
Diana172: and oh how it hurts
ezikielbpenguin: and both of those classes are full of them...it really makes me want to hurt myself...or them...
ezikielbpenguin: more so them...
Diana172: http://k-tai.impress.co.jp/cda/article/todays_goods/12712.html
Diana172: click it
DBL3204: you're pshychotic
Diana172: what would you do if I became a mime?
Diana172: a really famous mime
Diana172: would you devote your life to making me speak in public?
ezikielbpenguin: id poke you until you made a noise...and if it didnt work...id kick you until you made a noise...mimes irritate me...just talk damnit...oh your white...well...thats you problem not mine bitch...stop touching me...oh...your sad? see if i care...oh...your in a box...damnit...fedex your ass somewhere else before i do it...
Diana172: see
Diana172: you give way better answers to my questions than dane
Diana172: you and I, we think alike
ezikielbpenguin: haha...i feel special...hells yeah...that comes with being evil...im just a tad more humane
Diana172: lol, I only killed the one
Diana172: ...two
Diana172: but that's it
ezikielbpenguin: like...id torture the lizard...but i dont believe id kill it...unless i did it 'accidentally'
Diana172: and the second one was an accident but it became really funny afterwards
Diana172: lol
ezikielbpenguin: haha
Diana172: if you squeeze their stomachs, it forces air out of them so their mouths open
Diana172: and you can attach them to your earlobes
ezikielbpenguin: hahahaha
Diana172: and they wont let go
Diana172: because that's all that's holding them up
ezikielbpenguin: hahaha
Diana172: yup, that's some good floridian fun
Diana172: that and poke the gator
Diana172: well... poke the baby gator
ezikielbpenguin: i dislike alligators...they are whores
Diana172: yes, they are whores
ezikielbpenguin: oh...are we a wimp?
Diana172: well, I've been chased by an alligator before
Diana172: not a fun time
Diana172: but poking at baby alligators with your ores while canoeing
Diana172: well that's just plain fun
Diana172: I went in a row boat from the river by my house to the gulf of mexico
ezikielbpenguin: thats cool...is that when you were chased?
Diana172: the gulf is really wavy, I don't recommend trying to rowboat across it
ezikielbpenguin: haha
ezikielbpenguin: ill heed that advice
Diana172: no, I was chased by a lake in a golf course
Diana172: once I took a turtle off the side of the road and it bit my pants and wouldn't let go
Diana172: so I had a turtle hanging on my pants for a couple blocks
ezikielbpenguin: i enjoy turtles
ezikielbpenguin: so...you should update your blog...i need new stuff...lol...
Diana172: I'll probably update it with this conversation so it wont really be new
Diana172: but you'll be FAMOUS
Diana172: yeah chess club!
ezikielbpenguin: congratulations...and you came...chess...i love chess...here why?
ezikielbpenguin: welcome to pennsylvania...where we are overcrowed with amish, old people, and welfare...whats your poison?
ezikielbpenguin: okay...i personally wouldnt mind being amish...for like...4 hours...just to see what its like...
ezikielbpenguin: woo goat reference
Diana172: lol
Diana172: I wish I was a goat herder
Diana172: but that takes work, plus I hate goats
Diana172: I should invent remote control goats
ezikielbpenguin: i personally wouldnt mind being a goat...for like...4 hours...just to see what its like...
ezikielbpenguin: haha...made of legos?
Diana172: yeah made of legos!
Diana172: it'd be difficult to include mammary glands though...
Diana172: kind of the function of a goat
ezikielbpenguin: do you think you can make a robotic lego goat...that produces goat milk?
Diana172: hey, see, we do think alike
ezikielbpenguin: oh...youre too quick for me
ezikielbpenguin: haha
ezikielbpenguin: get out of my head!!!!
Diana172: I am pretty quick
Diana172: zoom
Diana172: what would you do if I made up my own language.. and I would only speak it to you
Diana172: would you think I was mocking you?
ezikielbpenguin: now would i know what this language was too?
Diana172: no
Diana172: it's my language
ezikielbpenguin: then id deck you...
Diana172: hooray
ezikielbpenguin: i often make up words
Diana172: I do that all the time
Diana172: I just add "ified" to things, as I'm sure you have read in the blog
Diana172: tiredified
Diana172: boredified
Diana172: novrockified
ezikielbpenguin: if you post any of this would you go through and correct my spelling...
ezikielbpenguin: haha...good old benji...
so weve had one weird freaking conversation...
ezikielbpenguin: im reading portions and im slightly disturbed...haha
Diana172: all of my conversations are like this, only no one matches my supreme wit quite like you do
ezikielbpenguin: woo to being a supreme wit matcher...ehh...ill have to think of a better title...that wasnt very witty...oh well...get over it...
Diana172: yeah novrockified
ezikielbpenguin: dont judge me!
ezikielbpenguin: so are you umm...blogging? or portfolio-ing?
Diana172: portfolio-ing
Diana172: /writing a found poem to put in the blog
ezikielbpenguin: because im eagerly awaiting the newest entry...so how does novrockified work in the portfolio? haha
Diana172: because there's no accel?
n0t2n0rmal: horizontally theres no acceleration
Diana172: right, so good
Diana172: I at least got the theory correct
Diana172: at least I'm not a violin, they get violin-hickeys
(noah's first message to me):
ezikielbpenguin: update yet?
ezikielbpenguin: lol
ezikielbpenguin: and hi
Diana172: I've always wanted to stomp on her grave
Diana172: or at least shake my fist at it
Diana172: it's so cold in my house, I'm wearing a coat and a hat
Diana172: but on the plus side, I look pretty spiffy
ezikielbpenguin: i took the easy root which guaranteed 4.0s and id rather a 4.0 in a non honors course than a 2.0 in an honors one...haha...i can picture you sitting there...hahaha
Diana172: I was wearing gloves before, but I can't type with them on
ezikielbpenguin: hahaha
Diana172: spiffy is just a good word
ezikielbpenguin: i wonder how the eskimos in their igloos do it...
Diana172: I had the opportunity to use "festoon" in one of my poems for jones
Diana172: oh they're the most spiffified of all, the eskimos
Diana172: instead of festoon, I used harpoon
ezikielbpenguin: and furthermore ive never understood how an eskimo could put a fire inside an igloo...doesnt that kind of defeat the purpose...you know...when your house melts down
Diana172: I'm always thinking of funny names for kids
Diana172: like if you just named your kid a number
Diana172: especially if it contains a decimal
Diana172: then they're screwed for standardized tests
Diana172: how are they supposed to bubble in 1.9873?
Diana172: no one will take them seriously, cops will ask them if their id is fake
ezikielbpenguin: hahaha
ezikielbpenguin: whats your name?!?! 18651...
no your name not your area code!!!!
Diana172: lol
Diana172: or you could just pronounce it a different way, like mesh all the numbers into one strange name
Diana172: hi, I'm nineigfivptoneohseven
ezikielbpenguin: hahaha
Diana172: see, this is why I'm not having kids, think of how messed up they'd be
ezikielbpenguin: id like to meet your children one day...see if they are as fucked up as mine will be...
ezikielbpenguin: probably like the misunderstood child prodigy...
Diana172: poor angus butch, she never had a chance
ezikielbpenguin: well...i mean...the name...the conflict...the genious...shes got nothing going for her
Diana172: lol
Diana172: but the main reason I'm not having kids is because I irritate very easily
Diana172: and I don't relate to kids
ezikielbpenguin: i spelled genius wrong...my children have no hope...
Diana172: you know what
Diana172: you're just as strange as I am
ezikielbpenguin: yeah...im pretty off kilter...
Diana172: lol
ezikielbpenguin: but i wear pants...and im not scottish
ezikielbpenguin: bad joke...i apologize...lol
Diana172: this hat makes me look like a hobo
Diana172: why yes, yes I am
ezikielbpenguin: haha...hobos are fun...i like to poke them with sproks...or at least ive imagined it would be fun...umm...yeah...*turns away*...
Diana172: I had a hobo talk to me in books a million once
Diana172: he was asking me for money because he missed dinner at the salvation army
Diana172: I was like... that's nice
Diana172: it's not like he's incapable of getting a job
Diana172: so why should i pity his laziness?
Diana172: but anyway, he was really scary and reeked of ham which made me think hey... this guy did TOO eat
ezikielbpenguin: hahahaha
ezikielbpenguin: you should have said bull shit...where's the pig, grandpa?
Diana172: I wondered why he was in the harry potter section
Diana172: most old men don't usually read rowling
ezikielbpenguin: ehh...my grandfather (who is a horny old man) read them and enjoyed them...
Diana172: lol, what does being a horny old man have to do with it
Diana172: what would you do if I became a ventriloquist and the night of one of my performances, I broke my dummy. Would you fashion me a new one?
ezikielbpenguin: no...id point and laugh at you...
Diana172: lol
Diana172: well I'd fashion you a new dummy if you became a ventriloquist and the night of your performance you broke your dummy
ezikielbpenguin: no...id just laugh...pointing would waste too much energy
Diana172: I'd make it out of items from the ladies' room
ezikielbpenguin: why thank you...id still laugh at you...sorry...
ezikielbpenguin: even better...
tampons and nailpolish?!?!?!
Diana172: yes, tampons and nailpolish
Diana172: you'll be the head of the ventriloquist world in no time with my quick fashioned bathroom dummy
ezikielbpenguin: spledid...first...the ventriloquist world...then the real world!!!
Diana172: then road rules!
Diana172: sorry, I couldn't resist
ezikielbpenguin: haha...i actually thought that...and then resisted...lol
Diana172: see, we have this strange deranged connection
Diana172: strange and deranged sound alike
Diana172: whee
ezikielbpenguin: yeah...haha...whee indeed
Diana172: I was actually going to festoon my cello today
ezikielbpenguin: thats cool...why?
Diana172: but I didn't want to spend the dollar for the chain of plastic flowers
Diana172: because I love decorating my cello
ezikielbpenguin: hahaha
Diana172: as long as it doesn't hinder playing
Diana172: I get cello claustrophobia
Diana172: lol, you're like "....yes diana"
ezikielbpenguin: haha...why do you say that...im just really tired and not completely sure whats going on...lol
Diana172: no portfolio hanging over my head anymore... as of tomorrow morning, I'm free
ezikielbpenguin: haha
ezikielbpenguin: congrats
Diana172: not just yet though, lol
(about ben franklin):
Diana172: he's so hot
LuvSein: its his bifocals, isnt it? just say it
Diana172: it is, I can't resist
LuvSein: and the beaver cap. i cant compete
Diana172: the epitome of hat fashion
LuvSein: im dead serious though, i have quite the crush on tom jefferson
LuvSein: no this goes back quite a ways. i ahve a picture of me kissing a jefferson stautue in williamsburg
LuvSein: hes handsome, hes smart, hes a founding father
LuvSein: face it, hes my perfect match
ezikielbpenguin: you spell novrokis name differently every time you type it in your blog...
Diana172: so you're a quoteblog fan?
ezikielbpenguin: its amusing...as long as you stick with nevrocki, navrocki and novrocki youll be fine...ill be scared when nuvrocki, nivrocki and nyvrocki pop up...yeah...its amusing...
Diana172: I should actually learn to spell his name
ezikielbpenguin: novrocki
Diana172: excellent
Diana172: but I'll forget
Diana172: I'm that kind of person
(About the quote where I talk about food in my cello):
ezikielbpenguin: that was amusing
Diana172: well it's true
Diana172: the other day I turned it over and a skittle came out
ezikielbpenguin: hahaha
ezikielbpenguin: did you eat it?
Diana172: no, but that would have been a good story
Diana172: so...yes, yes I did
ezikielbpenguin: haha...this one time...in my cello...
ezikielbpenguin: thats cool...does it taste good?
Diana172: http://k-tai.impress.co.jp/cda/article/todays_goods/12712.html
Diana172: I'm not sure, the smell turns me off
ezikielbpenguin: that is amazing
Diana172: besides, it says "not edible, just incredible"
Diana172: I love sending people to chinese websites
Diana172: lol
ezikielbpenguin: haha...i love people who send me to chinese websites...;-)
ezikielbpenguin: thats sad...i mean...how amazing would it be during a test when you cant answer a question to just have an edible calculator to calm you down...except for the whole...oh shit i just ate the 9 button...
ezikielbpenguin: id like pez if it contained...chocolate
ezikielbpenguin: so next time your around stacey just eat her oboe...
Diana172: I wish, then I'd be full and happy
Diana172: rosin and skittles, that relates to sex
ezikielbpenguin: well...if it didnt before it does now
Diana172: I put a lizard in a bass once
Diana172: and taped the f holes
Diana172: and left for the summer
ezikielbpenguin: thats sick...can you do it again...but this time a hamster?
ezikielbpenguin: :-)
Diana172: lol
Diana172: you'd have to half starve it first
Diana172: otherwise it wont fit in the hole
ezikielbpenguin: haha...we can make it fit...:-D
Diana172: lol
Diana172: I could hear it running around in the bass
Diana172: and I laughed and laughed
ezikielbpenguin: hahahahahaha...wow...i thought i was evil...
Diana172: lol
Diana172: not even close
Diana172: lizards are everywhere in florida
Diana172: that one decided to invade the orchestra room
Diana172: his one fatal mistake
Diana172: what would you do if I marketed an entire collection of food-shaped machines
ezikielbpenguin: itd get really hungry and since im fat...that isnt a good thing...now...i you could lick them and they were flavored like the food they were representing...than maybe id be in on that one...
Diana172: excellent
ezikielbpenguin: can i get 'cucumber the computer'?
ezikielbpenguin: or 'tomato the toilet'?
ezikielbpenguin: the tomatoilet! toilet of the future
Diana172: lol
Diana172: how is that pronounced?
ezikielbpenguin: toe-may-toilet
Diana172: I'll never be so clever as to come up with something better than a choculator
ezikielbpenguin: hamelevision? the ham shaped tv...lick it for some hammy goodness...comes with a bacon remote and the option of a sausage shaped dvd player...get yours today!
Diana172: I need a new future occupation
Diana172: lol
ezikielbpenguin: what happened to your old one?
Diana172: my lego sculpting?
ezikielbpenguin: oh...okay...
Diana172: it's like.. I can be creative... but not too much unless I make things HUGE
ezikielbpenguin: haha
Diana172: and huge= funny
ezikielbpenguin: they make me think...and since school has never achieved that...its a good thing...
Diana172: physics makes me think though
Diana172: and oh how it hurts
ezikielbpenguin: and both of those classes are full of them...it really makes me want to hurt myself...or them...
ezikielbpenguin: more so them...
Diana172: http://k-tai.impress.co.jp/cda/article/todays_goods/12712.html
Diana172: click it
DBL3204: you're pshychotic
Diana172: what would you do if I became a mime?
Diana172: a really famous mime
Diana172: would you devote your life to making me speak in public?
ezikielbpenguin: id poke you until you made a noise...and if it didnt work...id kick you until you made a noise...mimes irritate me...just talk damnit...oh your white...well...thats you problem not mine bitch...stop touching me...oh...your sad? see if i care...oh...your in a box...damnit...fedex your ass somewhere else before i do it...
Diana172: see
Diana172: you give way better answers to my questions than dane
Diana172: you and I, we think alike
ezikielbpenguin: haha...i feel special...hells yeah...that comes with being evil...im just a tad more humane
Diana172: lol, I only killed the one
Diana172: ...two
Diana172: but that's it
ezikielbpenguin: like...id torture the lizard...but i dont believe id kill it...unless i did it 'accidentally'
Diana172: and the second one was an accident but it became really funny afterwards
Diana172: lol
ezikielbpenguin: haha
Diana172: if you squeeze their stomachs, it forces air out of them so their mouths open
Diana172: and you can attach them to your earlobes
ezikielbpenguin: hahahaha
Diana172: and they wont let go
Diana172: because that's all that's holding them up
ezikielbpenguin: hahaha
Diana172: yup, that's some good floridian fun
Diana172: that and poke the gator
Diana172: well... poke the baby gator
ezikielbpenguin: i dislike alligators...they are whores
Diana172: yes, they are whores
ezikielbpenguin: oh...are we a wimp?
Diana172: well, I've been chased by an alligator before
Diana172: not a fun time
Diana172: but poking at baby alligators with your ores while canoeing
Diana172: well that's just plain fun
Diana172: I went in a row boat from the river by my house to the gulf of mexico
ezikielbpenguin: thats cool...is that when you were chased?
Diana172: the gulf is really wavy, I don't recommend trying to rowboat across it
ezikielbpenguin: haha
ezikielbpenguin: ill heed that advice
Diana172: no, I was chased by a lake in a golf course
Diana172: once I took a turtle off the side of the road and it bit my pants and wouldn't let go
Diana172: so I had a turtle hanging on my pants for a couple blocks
ezikielbpenguin: i enjoy turtles
ezikielbpenguin: so...you should update your blog...i need new stuff...lol...
Diana172: I'll probably update it with this conversation so it wont really be new
Diana172: but you'll be FAMOUS
Diana172: yeah chess club!
ezikielbpenguin: congratulations...and you came...chess...i love chess...here why?
ezikielbpenguin: welcome to pennsylvania...where we are overcrowed with amish, old people, and welfare...whats your poison?
ezikielbpenguin: okay...i personally wouldnt mind being amish...for like...4 hours...just to see what its like...
ezikielbpenguin: woo goat reference
Diana172: lol
Diana172: I wish I was a goat herder
Diana172: but that takes work, plus I hate goats
Diana172: I should invent remote control goats
ezikielbpenguin: i personally wouldnt mind being a goat...for like...4 hours...just to see what its like...
ezikielbpenguin: haha...made of legos?
Diana172: yeah made of legos!
Diana172: it'd be difficult to include mammary glands though...
Diana172: kind of the function of a goat
ezikielbpenguin: do you think you can make a robotic lego goat...that produces goat milk?
Diana172: hey, see, we do think alike
ezikielbpenguin: oh...youre too quick for me
ezikielbpenguin: haha
ezikielbpenguin: get out of my head!!!!
Diana172: I am pretty quick
Diana172: zoom
Diana172: what would you do if I made up my own language.. and I would only speak it to you
Diana172: would you think I was mocking you?
ezikielbpenguin: now would i know what this language was too?
Diana172: no
Diana172: it's my language
ezikielbpenguin: then id deck you...
Diana172: hooray
ezikielbpenguin: i often make up words
Diana172: I do that all the time
Diana172: I just add "ified" to things, as I'm sure you have read in the blog
Diana172: tiredified
Diana172: boredified
Diana172: novrockified
ezikielbpenguin: if you post any of this would you go through and correct my spelling...
ezikielbpenguin: haha...good old benji...
so weve had one weird freaking conversation...
ezikielbpenguin: im reading portions and im slightly disturbed...haha
Diana172: all of my conversations are like this, only no one matches my supreme wit quite like you do
ezikielbpenguin: woo to being a supreme wit matcher...ehh...ill have to think of a better title...that wasnt very witty...oh well...get over it...
Diana172: yeah novrockified
ezikielbpenguin: dont judge me!
ezikielbpenguin: so are you umm...blogging? or portfolio-ing?
Diana172: portfolio-ing
Diana172: /writing a found poem to put in the blog
ezikielbpenguin: because im eagerly awaiting the newest entry...so how does novrockified work in the portfolio? haha
Diana172: because there's no accel?
n0t2n0rmal: horizontally theres no acceleration
Diana172: right, so good
Diana172: I at least got the theory correct
Diana172: at least I'm not a violin, they get violin-hickeys
(noah's first message to me):
ezikielbpenguin: update yet?
ezikielbpenguin: lol
ezikielbpenguin: and hi
Diana172: I've always wanted to stomp on her grave
Diana172: or at least shake my fist at it
Diana172: it's so cold in my house, I'm wearing a coat and a hat
Diana172: but on the plus side, I look pretty spiffy
ezikielbpenguin: i took the easy root which guaranteed 4.0s and id rather a 4.0 in a non honors course than a 2.0 in an honors one...haha...i can picture you sitting there...hahaha
Diana172: I was wearing gloves before, but I can't type with them on
ezikielbpenguin: hahaha
Diana172: spiffy is just a good word
ezikielbpenguin: i wonder how the eskimos in their igloos do it...
Diana172: I had the opportunity to use "festoon" in one of my poems for jones
Diana172: oh they're the most spiffified of all, the eskimos
Diana172: instead of festoon, I used harpoon
ezikielbpenguin: and furthermore ive never understood how an eskimo could put a fire inside an igloo...doesnt that kind of defeat the purpose...you know...when your house melts down
Diana172: I'm always thinking of funny names for kids
Diana172: like if you just named your kid a number
Diana172: especially if it contains a decimal
Diana172: then they're screwed for standardized tests
Diana172: how are they supposed to bubble in 1.9873?
Diana172: no one will take them seriously, cops will ask them if their id is fake
ezikielbpenguin: hahaha
ezikielbpenguin: whats your name?!?! 18651...
no your name not your area code!!!!
Diana172: lol
Diana172: or you could just pronounce it a different way, like mesh all the numbers into one strange name
Diana172: hi, I'm nineigfivptoneohseven
ezikielbpenguin: hahaha
Diana172: see, this is why I'm not having kids, think of how messed up they'd be
ezikielbpenguin: id like to meet your children one day...see if they are as fucked up as mine will be...
ezikielbpenguin: probably like the misunderstood child prodigy...
Diana172: poor angus butch, she never had a chance
ezikielbpenguin: well...i mean...the name...the conflict...the genious...shes got nothing going for her
Diana172: lol
Diana172: but the main reason I'm not having kids is because I irritate very easily
Diana172: and I don't relate to kids
ezikielbpenguin: i spelled genius wrong...my children have no hope...
Diana172: you know what
Diana172: you're just as strange as I am
ezikielbpenguin: yeah...im pretty off kilter...
Diana172: lol
ezikielbpenguin: but i wear pants...and im not scottish
ezikielbpenguin: bad joke...i apologize...lol
Diana172: this hat makes me look like a hobo
Diana172: why yes, yes I am
ezikielbpenguin: haha...hobos are fun...i like to poke them with sproks...or at least ive imagined it would be fun...umm...yeah...*turns away*...
Diana172: I had a hobo talk to me in books a million once
Diana172: he was asking me for money because he missed dinner at the salvation army
Diana172: I was like... that's nice
Diana172: it's not like he's incapable of getting a job
Diana172: so why should i pity his laziness?
Diana172: but anyway, he was really scary and reeked of ham which made me think hey... this guy did TOO eat
ezikielbpenguin: hahahaha
ezikielbpenguin: you should have said bull shit...where's the pig, grandpa?
Diana172: I wondered why he was in the harry potter section
Diana172: most old men don't usually read rowling
ezikielbpenguin: ehh...my grandfather (who is a horny old man) read them and enjoyed them...
Diana172: lol, what does being a horny old man have to do with it
Diana172: what would you do if I became a ventriloquist and the night of one of my performances, I broke my dummy. Would you fashion me a new one?
ezikielbpenguin: no...id point and laugh at you...
Diana172: lol
Diana172: well I'd fashion you a new dummy if you became a ventriloquist and the night of your performance you broke your dummy
ezikielbpenguin: no...id just laugh...pointing would waste too much energy
Diana172: I'd make it out of items from the ladies' room
ezikielbpenguin: why thank you...id still laugh at you...sorry...
ezikielbpenguin: even better...
tampons and nailpolish?!?!?!
Diana172: yes, tampons and nailpolish
Diana172: you'll be the head of the ventriloquist world in no time with my quick fashioned bathroom dummy
ezikielbpenguin: spledid...first...the ventriloquist world...then the real world!!!
Diana172: then road rules!
Diana172: sorry, I couldn't resist
ezikielbpenguin: haha...i actually thought that...and then resisted...lol
Diana172: see, we have this strange deranged connection
Diana172: strange and deranged sound alike
Diana172: whee
ezikielbpenguin: yeah...haha...whee indeed
Diana172: I was actually going to festoon my cello today
ezikielbpenguin: thats cool...why?
Diana172: but I didn't want to spend the dollar for the chain of plastic flowers
Diana172: because I love decorating my cello
ezikielbpenguin: hahaha
Diana172: as long as it doesn't hinder playing
Diana172: I get cello claustrophobia
Diana172: lol, you're like "....yes diana"
ezikielbpenguin: haha...why do you say that...im just really tired and not completely sure whats going on...lol
Diana172: no portfolio hanging over my head anymore... as of tomorrow morning, I'm free
ezikielbpenguin: haha
ezikielbpenguin: congrats
Diana172: not just yet though, lol
posted by Diana @ 9:15 PM
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