PurpleHelKat: just call him suicide boy
Diana172: suicide boy it is


Diana172: maybe sircutshimselfalot?
Diana172: he has scars all over his wrists
Diana172: perfectly spaced


PurpleHelKat: no more 'alots'!!!
PurpleHelKat: its so overdone!


Diana172: then sir cutshimself
PurpleHelKat: no sirs either
Diana172: lord suicide
PurpleHelKat: excellent!!!!



Diana172: I wanted alliteration though
Diana172: lord likestodie
PurpleHelKat: no, lord suicide sounds like a supervillian, i like it


Diana172: gov'na gloom?
Diana172: william the wretched
PurpleHelKat: ummm, i like the guvna but not for him
PurpleHelKat: is his name william?
Diana172: no


Diana172: mister melancholy?
PurpleHelKat: senoir suicide
Diana172: the catastrophic constable
Diana172: the lethal letcher


PurpleHelKat: i only want something with suicide
Diana172: lol, ok
PurpleHelKat: because that's the only thing that separates him from the rest of the creepy, melancholy goth kids


Diana172: so no dr despondency?
PurpleHelKat: no
PurpleHelKat: toogeneral


Diana172: fine senior suicide aka lord suicide
PurpleHelKat: excellent
Diana172: done and done
PurpleHelKat: phew