Quotes From "The Wave"

"Strength through discipline,
Strength through community" -The Wave
"Strength through salt"-Kurt

"It's a soap opera and a learning experience!"-Frank

"Why don't you get a smart boyfriend"-Frank quoting "The Wave"

END OF WAVE QUOTES

"They put my books on the elevator"-Frank
"The Doors Closed…. I think they might be on the first floor"-Frank

"Dave Barry? I thought you said Dave Barry"-Kurt
"…Kurt, you just said the same thing twice"-Diana

"Quote book? I thought you said the pope"-Helen
"…yes"-Diana

"Back in 1981, before any of you guys were even thought of… boy, those were the days"-Mr. Faust

"…and Bohr came along and said..." -Mrs. Wills
"I'm Bohring"-Zach

"Hey! I like this song!"-Kate
"No...freaking…duh"-Dan

"What if D+S is more than seven?"-Kurt
"Then you're screwed"-Diana

"Was that the most unsuccessful booking ever?"-Kate

"…I think I was just hit on by the ugliest kid I've ever seen…"-Kate

"The 'Pubsies, that's what they'll call us. Republican Socialists"-Kurt
"…wait, Republican socialists?"-Kate

"I don't think you understand how ugly this kid was"-Kate

"Mike's a girl 'cause he wears lipstick"-Kurt
"No, it's chapstick for my chapped lips"-Mike
"Mike has chapped lips 'cause he's a girl"-Kurt

"Frank goes on dates with goats… male goats"-Kurt

"Mr. Faust? Can I get my notebook from my locker?"-Joe
"..Didn't you just go to your locker?"-Mr. Faust
"…….my gym locker"-Joe

"Mike, would you please read your answer out loud?"-Mr. Faust
"Sure Mr. Faust… 'They thought of Hitler as being a naziased Michael Jordan, a person who could lead their team (germany) to the NBA final (WWII) and win the NBA championship (world domination)." -Mike
"Here's another… 'Simple answer, folks, it is better to have an army of Michael Jordans rather than a lone Michael Jordan. The army did not listen to the government (NBA commissioner) and took over Japan (Yao Ming)."-Mike

"This class is gold... pure gold"-Helen

"On a scale from one to ten, just how obscene was this gesture?"-Diana
"I'd say a seven"-Kate

"Somebody took my juice money"-Frank

"Hey, there, are ya movin'?? I'm holdin' the door open for you, tubby"-Zach
"…but I was talking to Diana"-Howard Fox(xx)

"You worked with Diana? That must have been a… a lab and a half."-Joe

"I kicked that lab's ass"-Helen

"Oh, Kurt, I love you"-Diana
"DIE"-Kurt

"Way to have hand-eye coordination, Diana"-Katie

"Dan, you're my bitch"-Diana
"Yeah, I'm the system's bitch, that's my place in life"-Dan

"Do you come on the bus?"-Mr. Faust talking to Mike
"The little bus"-Kurt

"His grade point average is on the back of his shirt… 00"-Mr. Faust talking about Frank
"They must have forgotten the 4"-Frank
"Yes. 0.4"-Helen

"I'm in the quote book because I get beaten up on…"-Frank
"Aww, Frank."-Helen

(I was told to add this next one but it isn't a quote, it's just something gross Kurt did… lol) *Kurt pulls cookie out of his pocket, takes a bite…. Then stuffs it back in*

(I guess if I added that, I should at least mention here that Frank was being dragged around today by his pants by Joe and Randy … because it was really funny)

"Kurt thinks he's funny, but he's really not"-Helen
"Now, *that's* funny"-Mike

"Those kids… they were making fun of Kurt's mole"-Mike

"Mr. Faust, can I go to the lav?"-Frank
"No.."-Mr. Faust
"…can I go to the nurse?"-Frank
"You are not allowed to be sick during period 5"-Mr. Faust
"…well I'm going to have to be when my bladder explodes"-Frank

"Oh my god! She took off her hair!"-Frank amazed by my fake hair

"Why does my summary say 'I like chicken'?"-Mike
"… *I don't know*"-Kurt

"Mike's History Day form…" *holds it up* "The topic? "My Butt Hurts: an anthology"-Kurt

"oh yeah, that's right"-Joe
"What's right?"-Frank
"Your mom's an ape"-Joe

"A beer garden... it's like the secret garden only with more drunkenness"-Frank

"It should say *beer* hall, not beep."-Mr. Faust

"On Monday, Mein Spartans"-Mr. Faust
"That was scary"-Diana