Diana172: muffin
Paradoxdude: *bites arm* yay, blueberry
Diana172: crumpet
Paradoxdude: trumpet

Diana172: will you braid my hair?
StYx969: yes
Diana172: excellent

Diana172: aww, I love you too
Diana172: but how much, I ask myself
Diana172: more than going downstairs and having some strawberries?
Diana172: and whipped cream?
StYx969: yes

Diana172: that's my favorite quote from you
Diana172: "and then bohr said..."
Diana172: "I'm bohring"
StYx969: lol
StYx969: i was so sick and tired of those crappy movies

Diana172: will you teach me to play the mandolin?
StYx969: yeah

StYx969: go to google
StYx969: type
StYx969: french military victories
StYx969: and then click i'm feeling lucky
Diana172: wa?
Diana172: well ok
Diana172: lol
Diana172: nice
Diana172: that makes me happy

Diana172: oh no, bobby fijan signed off
StYx969: NOO!
Diana172: he's a republican
Diana172: and he's really weird

Diana172: will you bake me some cookies?
StYx969: no
Diana172: what if I cry
Diana172: will you go to a bakery and buy me some cookies?
StYx969: ya
StYx969: see
StYx969: if i baked you cookies
StYx969: you'd be dead
StYx969: cuz i suck
StYx969: lol
Diana172: lol
Diana172: well I'd bake you cookies
StYx969: lol
Diana172: and then I'd make you eat them all
StYx969: eww
Diana172: =-O my cookies are excellent
StYx969: lol
StYx969: i couldn't eat them all though
Diana172: well I'd make you like 20 but end up eating most of them before they got to you
StYx969: lol
Diana172: so you'd only have to eat like five

Diana172: so how about the guy who delivered my pizza is taller than kurt
StYx969: lol
Diana172: it freaked me out
Diana172: it was like in the movies, when a person meets someone really tall, they start out by looking at wherever their head would be if they were normal-sized
Diana172: and then their eyes slowly move up to meet their face
StYx969: lol
Diana172: it was scary
StYx969: lurch
Diana172: oh yeah! he was like that
Diana172: only blonde
Diana172: and he told me to have a nice day