Diana172: seriously, though, if you don't try out on the bass I'll cry
Diana172: for the cello, that is
AlienQ7: then you leave me with no choice



AlienQ7: but about bananas
AlienQ7: and how they were bach's favorite fruit
Diana172: really? that's interesting
AlienQ7: oh, well i dont know that for sure, about bach
AlienQ7: but you know, bach, banana
Diana172: it goes, exactly
AlienQ7: it's all about the benjamins anyway



AlienQ7: so i was reading your blog
AlienQ7: and i was thinking, you know, it's really predictable what gets put in, for example, if i were to say "beans aren't the magical fruit, potatoes are!" there's a 50-90% chance that it'll get put in
Diana172: of course



AlienQ7: you should be more restrictive, like maybe censor anyone who starts sentences with "the"
Diana172: no way, dale
Diana172: funny is funny
Diana172: like me
AlienQ7: jazz up your blog, too, it's so drab, you should make it bright pink with yellow polka dots, and fuschia polka dots inside the polka dots, and green and blue stripes inside those
AlienQ7: and that's just the letter o
Diana172: what would you do if I did?
AlienQ7: i would probably do the happy dance
Diana172: well put some comfy shoes on, you're gonna dance
AlienQ7: will you play cotton-eyed joe?
AlienQ7: because i never learned how to dance it
AlienQ7: but i'm good at pretending i'm great




AlienQ7: so, get this:
AlienQ7: district preauds are on SUNDAY
AlienQ7: as in, the holy day


Diana172: because you're just that funny
AlienQ7: how funny?
AlienQ7: on a scale of 13 to 4, how funny?
Diana172: so funny as to be put into the blog
Diana172: 13 being the best
AlienQ7: which is, what, around 63 or so?
Diana172: 16, dale 16
AlienQ7: oh, i understand



AlienQ7: if i had a dog, i'd name it diana
Diana172: thanks
AlienQ7: does that clear things up?
Diana172: very much so
AlienQ7: unless, of course, it was already named vito
AlienQ7: in which case i would promptly change its name to methusela



AlienQ7: so, i'm contemplating just converting to metric right now
AlienQ7: in fact, in approximately 18 millidays, i'm going to convert
AlienQ7: untill then, just remember to multiply by 1.8 and add 32



Diana172: I love si units
Diana172: I don't leave home without them
AlienQ7: yeah, they're like your pants
AlienQ7: on cold days
AlienQ7: if you leave home without them, mmmmboy
AlienQ7: you better get some tomato soup
AlienQ7: because it's going to be chil-i



Diana172: apparently it's worse than fuck
AlienQ7: it's because of those GODDAMN SALMON swimming up the fucking stream so they can fertilize some damn eggs and then DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
Diana172: yeah, stupid fishing fishers
AlienQ7: that, by the way, is a metaphor




AlienQ7: you dig?
Diana172: I dig
AlienQ7: to chinatown, raymond brown?
Diana172: you bet your fishy fish
AlienQ7: hahahaha, you just said fishy fish, didn't you?
AlienQ7: teeheehee


Diana172: yes, yes I did
Diana172: not fucky fuck... f ishy f ish
AlienQ7: fucky fuck is overused anyway



Diana172: I move for a new slanderous term
Diana172: fish
Diana172: fish you, you fishin fish
AlienQ7: translation: "fish you, you fishin fish"
Diana172: so the other day, I went fishing with my friend, he was really good at it, several fishing adventures had taken place between us before, but never had they yielded so much fish
AlienQ7: you can't type lac??
Diana172: wa?
AlienQ7: place = p***e
Diana172: hahaha, you're kidding



AlienQ7: that's pretty damn hilarious
Diana172: oh man, you never know what's gonna happen
AlienQ7: on a scale of 82 to 3.86, i give that a 19, all the way
Diana172: it's a pretty fishy place in here you know what I like? lace covered fish
Diana172: sweet
AlienQ7: hahahahahahahahahahahaha
AlienQ7: that rocks my socks like botox



AlienQ7: AHA!
Diana172: fish lac!
AlienQ7: i must avenge evill
AlienQ7: (pronounciation key: eeeeevillle)
Diana172: and what is the evil you are avenging
AlienQ7: the evil that is so eville, you need extra letters
Diana172: excellent



AlienQ7: what if i speaked like i was from another country and spoke not english very goodly
Diana172: I'd laugh and laugh
Diana172: and then I'd pretend I didn't know you



AlienQ7: well you sucks
Diana172: aww, you I loves
AlienQ7: like yoda we speaks
Diana172: I wouldn't know
AlienQ7: you haven't seen star waars?
Diana172: nope
AlienQ7: well then we're going to strap you down and force you to watch it
AlienQ7: but not in the *sexual* way
Diana172: we being society in general?
Diana172: because I could just imagine
Diana172: and it would be delightful
AlienQ7: no, not society
AlienQ7: we being me and my gang of seasoned rapists
Diana172: you rape me all the time
AlienQ7: oh



AlienQ7: well in that case, AHOY ME'MATEY
AlienQ7: i'm outta here like vladimir
Diana172: cya
AlienQ7: not putin, though
Diana172: damn



AlienQ7: i'm back
Diana172: wa? hooray
AlienQ7: but only because i couldn't stop thinking about raping you


Diana172: I have that effect on people
AlienQ7: kind of like the doppler effect
AlienQ7: except without any sound


AlienQ7: what is your icon?
AlienQ7: whatever it is, it looks like it needs alcohol
Diana172: it's a girl
AlienQ7: and a tree
AlienQ7: oh
Diana172: to kill the tree?
AlienQ7: she's pretty
AlienQ7: no, to put atop the tree



AlienQ7: does she have fangs?
AlienQ7: they look like either fangs or braces
AlienQ7: or her legs




AlienQ7: love potion no. 9
AlienQ7: so we read this play in english, and it's all about this gay conman
Diana172: as are all good plays
AlienQ7: except in this one, he's black
AlienQ7: and so, you know, they kill him in the end
AlienQ7: or maybe not......
Diana172: uh huh
AlienQ7: (in case you were planning on reading it)
Diana172: lol
Diana172: is this like that clown story?
AlienQ7: no
AlienQ7: it's a real play
AlienQ7: in book form
AlienQ7: i like the clown story, though
AlienQ7: it makes me giggle
AlienQ7: like a schoolgirl on ecstasy in the back of an alley



AlienQ7: wait, was that fish or lac?
Diana172: f i s h
Diana172: l a c is three letters



AlienQ7: i get it! dishy fish!




Diana172: using the word fish
AlienQ7: ha-ha!
Diana172: see, now people think you're a man whore

Auto response from AlienQ7: gone ****ing

AlienQ7: that's the *idea*
AlienQ7: hahahaha
Diana172: well you are a man whore
AlienQ7: i wish


AlienQ7: you know, for all the whoring i do, i get laid very seldom