"I told you I'm an expert in expertise, right?"--Dane
"Yeah, you did"--Diana
"Yeah, because I was just sitting here and I fixed this light and I was thinking about it... about how wonderful I am"--Dane



"Do you have anything to drink?"--Matt
"Do not touch my water with your tuba lips"--Mr. K



"It's not to drink, it's to show my water resistant shirt"--Matt



"Wow, check it out. It falls right off of your shirt and on to my carpet"--Mr. K




"Can we fire hose you? Let's see you repel that!"--Mr. K




"Hey, there's a little message on my desk!"--Diana
"I should have known that you were a killer
and now I'm dead
one gaping hole shot through
my heart a lost connection
from your poison dart."--Diana's desk
"...woah, desk, you're weird"--Diana



"Well there's a swastika on my desk"--Kate
"because you're a nazi"--Helen/Katie


"Oh, I saw that animation with Kate on the quoteblog"--Katie


"I clearly said I would not date that boy!"--Kate
"You answered green instead of blue: your fatal mistake"--Katie

"I stand by my answers"--Kate
"Then suffer the consequences"--Katie


"Kate likes to try to live through Libby’s life"--Helen



"That's what we called my brother when he had his tonsils removed... Silent Bob"--Katie




"He always hangs out ith Josh Bru.... bru...."--LaMonica
"Bru ha ha?"--Helen



"Kate loves Asian babies"--Kate's binder



"We had to write a story in Spanish about this goblin child who eats a cat"--Katie



"You can read it, but the verb tenses are all wrong"--Katie




***Story about a goblin child by Katie, Steph, and Tim*******


"Habia una vez haya el cipitio, un duende nino con un sombrero grande.
Vivia en la selva y un dia mire una casa bonita.
Fue al cocina, vio el gato domestico.
Caze el gato pero la casa fue destruido en el proceso.
Comio el gato.
A la salida del cipitio fue a su papa David Bowie, el rey de los duendes, en el laberinto"


***/goblin child***


"You have to say something funny... and then you become one of the characters in the quoteblog"--Katie



"I was thinking... you should put like a real world intro on the quoteblog"--Katie
"This is the story... of 15 high school students..."--Katie
"forced to go to school"--Helen
"to have fun and learn"--Katie



"Yeah, and have a little picture of each of us"--Katie


"OK, Helen, you draw each of us"--Diana
"Well I've already done Katie here"--Helen (points to her notebook)


"That is not me"--Katie
"It is too; look at the eyebrows"--Diana
"You do make that face a lot"--Helen



"Here, Katie, I'll draw you... "--Diana
*makes a circle with lines coming out of it*
"Spitting image"--Diana
"...I look like simba"--Katie



"We're going to get stalkers"--Diana
"yeah, right"--Helen
"Well, our anime versions are totally hot"--Diana

"True"--Helen