Diana172: kate, my love?
luvsein1: huh, diana, the fairest in the district?
Diana172: fancy meetin you here
luvsein1: well i reckon it is, lil lady.


Diana172: here's a weird thing my dog does
luvsein1: ok
Diana172: every night, after I take a shower
Diana172: he races to come find me when I get out because he likes the way I smell
Diana172: and he will sit and smell my legs for about five minutes and leave
luvsein1: thats creepsy



luvsein1: he has a crush on you
Diana172: he's a strange dog
Diana172: lol, he has a crush on my shaving cream
luvsein1: eeew give him a can for christmas




Diana172: I should do a little experiment
luvsein1: gross, what kind of experiment?
Diana172: put a little dab of everything I use in the shower on a plate and see which one he gravitates towards




Diana172: it's like dog nip
Diana172: he also makes weird noises
Diana172: constantly
luvsein1: youre dog is going crazy
Diana172: like if you're just mildly upsetting him, he'll make a sound like you were ripping his legs off




luvsein1: maybe its time to...put him down
luvsein1: ahahahahahhahahahahahahhah
Diana172: he's a puppy
luvsein1: maybe its time to...put him down



Diana172: but he's so weird
luvsein1: i know love, thats the way of the youth



Diana172: like just now
Diana172: he and I had a staring contest
Diana172: and then he just starts running at me
luvsein1: i do that, its a struggle for dominance
Diana172: lol
Diana172: so he comes running over and pees



luvsein1: eeew on a carpet or hard floor?
Diana172: hard floor
Diana172: also, I have the ability to make him pee at any time
luvsein1: well thats easier at least
Diana172: no one else does
luvsein1: just like the power you have over boys. ahahahahahhahahhah what a weird thing to say




Diana172: the trick is to get him all excited and tensed up and then pet him
Diana172: it comes in handy when I don't want to walk him
Diana172: just take him outside
Diana172: and make him pee
luvsein1: eeew tahts a gross trick. cant show that one to company



Diana172: I used to be able to make my old dog sneeze on command
luvsein1: gross you have weird dogs




Diana172: I think it started the first time I was in a catholic church, then I just became more and more afraid of the whole thing
luvsein1: you have your own personal beleifs though, right? so do you just mean like churches and ceromony?
Diana172: and any time anyone would talk about the weird things they do, I'd be creeped out




luvsein1: like if i took you to mass youd be scared?
Diana172: yeah




Diana172: also, I think praying to saints is scary
Diana172: and drinking the blood/eating the body of christ
luvsein1: praying to saints tends to weird out all non catholics although i do it all the time
Diana172: lol


Diana172: also, people saying something in unison scares me
luvsein1: i dont get that one, i guess i understand how the body/wine could be creepy
luvsein1: esp catholics, who believe that literally
Diana172: wait seriously?
Diana172: AAAA
luvsein1: just that its a literal presence of christ, not that its actually a clump of flesh in my hand
luvsein1: im really not helping your fear




Diana172: so catholics beleive that christ possesses the bread they eat?
Diana172: lol, no you're not
luvsein1: possesses?


luvsein1: hahahahha mmm i dont knwo if id put it that way...just that here is literally present in the sacrament. like at least for me, not necc in the host like croched up as a little jesus or something but that you receive the holy spirit or grace or however you want to put it when you recieve it
Diana172: ok so when you eat it
Diana172: it's bread
Diana172: and then jesus is like hey you ate me
luvsein1: no dorkus


Diana172: yeah I'm def creeped out by it
luvsein1: he doesnt say "you ate me" hahahahha
luvsein1: its just thats its blessed and its a sign of closeness with God i guess, and youre blessed by eating it
luvsein1: no you def wouldnt, masses arent creepy at all



luvsein1: its not in like a dark cave or something with people drinking big cups o'blood, its like a regular place with lame people singing folk songs hahahha