"That's the college I'm going to go to: the one with Robert Pinsky"--Katie

"And then god said 'You will celebrate America...BOOM' "--Diana

"Dan likes his whores"--Diana
"Yeah, Dan comes off as that kind of person"--Katie

"Frank on the run..."--Mike (singing)

"I use hand sanitizer, so shoot me"-Randy

"Where were you, Dan? Off with your whores?"-Diana
"Yeah, actually…"-Dan (a little confused)
"So he admits it"-Helen

"Helen what was your topic? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GIVE ME YOUR TOPIC!"-Mike
"Wait… what was my topic? … what was my speech about?"-Mike

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A Poem by: Neil Mattern

Bossy Bunnies found me one day
Urn jugs were in their paws
Numbers were on the jugs
Numbers meant something
Yes, they put me in the jars

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"John's absent… hmm notice Molly's gone…"-Mr. Faust
"oooh, a little cousin action"-Frank

"How can you run a country where the people are ignorant sheep"-Mr. Faust
"Baa"-Kurt

" 'It is not important that these ideas be true, for people are willing to believe anything' just look at the fun fact…"-Mr. Faust

"We'll call you OJ… like the murderer ="-Diana
"One of these days, Diana, I'm gonna punch you… in the face"-Kurt

"Kurt is the loneliest number.."-Zach (singing)

"Hey! I think I have diarrhea! Can I go to the bathroom?"-Mike (right in the middle of chem)

"You get bladder shy all the time, Zach"-Kurt

"When will I be 21?" *checks watch*--Kurt