PurpleHelKat: I saw a really bad movie
PurpleHelKat: about incestuous love triangle in the thirties
Diana172: that sounds fun


Diana172: I'd rather watch a sex scene with katie than my dad




Diana172: this show on abcfaimly
Diana172: family
Diana172: is like this weird conservative news thing
PurpleHelKat: Im watching now
Diana172: really
PurpleHelKat: funny old man
Diana172: I wish he was my dad
Diana172: ooo
PurpleHelKat: this is like the daily show
Diana172: bow tie!!!
Diana172: only they're serious
PurpleHelKat: for conservatives
PurpleHelKat: the seven hundred club
Diana172: yeah
Diana172: I can't tell you how much I love when old men wear bow ties
Diana172: I wish my grandpa was a cute old man with a bowtie
Diana172: then I'd visit him



Diana172: the quoteblog
Diana172: like... the old stuff
Diana172: is gold
PurpleHelKat: lol
Diana172: like this
Diana172: *mouths 'I love you'* --Diana
*mouths 'I'll kill you'* --Kurt

PurpleHelKat: Hey I was so proud I was on it
Diana172: and this “I just gave Mr. Faust an apple and he stapled it!”—Frank
PurpleHelKat: but you were probably just like
PurpleHelKat: lets have some pity quotes
Diana172: lol, zach is the only one who makes it anymore
Diana172: no, they were quality


Diana172: or that time when mr terry asked the class how to prevent yourself from ever getting cancer
Diana172: and I said suicide



Diana172: when that kid in homeroom was like "smell this and tell me I don't have a problem"
Diana172: lol
PurpleHelKat: when was that?
Diana172: lol, we were walking out the door
Diana172: and I just heard someone say it
Diana172: and he was dead serious
Diana172: like "dude... smell this and tell me I don't have a problem"




PurpleHelKat: are you still watching this show?
Diana172: yeah, this is creep
PurpleHelKat: obey the voice of god, diana
Diana172: y
PurpleHelKat: don't take that medicine
Diana172: sometimes god tells me to not take medicine
Diana172: because jesus loves me
PurpleHelKat: wait I could be watching the daily show
PurpleHelKat: man I missed it
PurpleHelKat: maybe ill make the moment of zen
Diana172: well, she still had her walking sticks by the door
Diana172: lol, did you just hear that
Diana172: god wont heal everybody... but he healed me
PurpleHelKat: no
PurpleHelKat: I was watcing precious Jon Stewart
Diana172: he's old
PurpleHelKat: Now I'm scared
Diana172: clearly not as hot as he was three years ago
PurpleHelKat: well.... yeah
Diana172: ask god to open your eyes
PurpleHelKat: but still as funny
PurpleHelKat: can he heal me?
Diana172: god wont heal everybody, you greedy satan worshipper
Diana172: lol, it can happen to you, just as it happened to sue
PurpleHelKat: But if I watch this show it'll happen
PurpleHelKat: like publisher's clearing house


Diana172: you have a bedtime?
PurpleHelKat: my parents are weird
Diana172: well good luck with that




StYx969: was that not the shirt he wore in that picture you sent to me?
Diana172: oh he only has like five shirts
StYx969: that's awesome
Diana172: lol
StYx969: he's a good guy in my book



Diana172: poor fish
Diana172: all it wants is to eat and sleep
Diana172: and it gets neither
StYx969: lol
StYx969: cuz you tap the fucker's tank every five seconds
StYx969: lol
StYx969: that's why
Diana172: lol
StYx969: lol but
StYx969: it loves you anyway
StYx969: lol
Diana172: it does love me





StYx969: are you secretly feeding him
StYx969: is he on food probation
StYx969: lol
Diana172: I think susan feeds it sometimes
Diana172: she must I mean
StYx969: lol
Diana172: how long can they possibly go
Diana172: well, he did live for that month and a half when susan was gone
StYx969: lol
Diana172: that was when my other fish committed suicide




Diana172: you know
Diana172: joe and I don't really have that good of a relationship
StYx969: lol
StYx969: so you hug him
Diana172: when it's just he and I in the room, it's pretty weird
Diana172: no, lol
Diana172: I only hug people that come at me first
StYx969: lol
Diana172: like the old lady across the street
Diana172: she hugged me
StYx969: lol
Diana172: I'm pretty sure that unless she's going somewhere formal, she just wears a dressing gown
Diana172: she goes to the grocery stores in them
Diana172: maybe I'm just not up on old women fashion and it's like a strange see through dress that looks exactly like a dressing gown but...
Diana172: it's pretty weird



StYx969: don't go killin anyone
Diana172: but.... well ok, but only for you



Diana172: mostly because I got enough sleep
Diana172: compared to districts
Diana172: the conductor let us sleep in for two hours one day
Diana172: bless that creepy, creepy man



StYx969: holy poo
StYx969: they just shot Robert Duvall
StYx969: he can't die
StYx969: he's Robert Duvall



Diana172: aww, now the fish trusts me again
Diana172: silly fish, never trust Diana
StYx969: lol
StYx969: i trust you
Diana172: yeah but you don't depend on me to feed you
StYx969: i should
StYx969: lol
Diana172: but I have to say I like you better than the fish, so
Diana172: I probably would feed you



StYx969: in a lesbain chat room
StYx969: on this movie
StYx969: two guys
StYx969: not lesbian
StYx969: are like
StYx969: tell me a secret
StYx969: i once lit my brother on fire
StYx969: i think you're setting me on fire
StYx969: lol
StYx969: and they are both guys lol pretending to be lesbians
Diana172: lol
StYx969: man it was awesomely funny



Diana172: yes
StYx969: no :-)
Diana172: :-P
StYx969: O:-)
Diana172: =-O
StYx969: ?
Diana172: I dont know there wasn't really a smiley for my reaction


Diana172: well I love your hair
StYx969: ya me too



StYx969: my god for a bean bag right now
Diana172: ?
StYx969: they are so comfy




Diana172: and now, tom green
Diana172: hopefully glen will sleep somewhere good or I'll be sad
StYx969: lol
Diana172: if I had a talk show, I'd run around all crazy and make the spotlight people sweat




StYx969: i'm so glad i won't have to walk in the snow with sandals on
StYx969: lol
Diana172: did you buy shoes?
StYx969: ...no




StYx969: i dunno how much i gain or lose i own a school
Diana172: ?
StYx969: school
StYx969: what the fuck
StYx969: why the fuck did i type that
StYx969: AHHH