"he sounded like a girl but his nametag said Jeff"--Susan




"I really wish you'd turn off this teenage crap"
"Dad, it's Shostakovich.."--Diana






BonnyTid717: we were talking about liver and onions today in health.. and how i like them
BonnyTid717: and i just go"it's like that episode of doug!!"




Diana172: would you miss me if I was at tennis?
BonnyTid717: i can be your hero baby
Diana172: lol, I see how it is
Diana172: you're my latino man with a huge mole
BonnyTid717: haha
BonnyTid717: yes!@

Diana172: excellent. now dance, latino man, dance!



BonnyTid717: ::dance a little jiggy dance::
Diana172: lol, but you're latino
Diana172: samba
BonnyTid717: correction
BonnyTid717: ::does a little LATINO jiggy dance::




Auto response from BonnyTid717: did you take your vitaball today?




Diana172: mmm animal crackers
Diana172: that's how I take out my frustrations
DaneOcoins1: mmmm bottled water
Diana172: biting the head off of a sheep
Diana172: or a goat
Diana172: you know , whatever


Diana172: I'm not sure what the hell this one is
Diana172: I think it's a buffalo
DaneOcoins1: its a duck billed platapus
Diana172: pretty sure it's not, dane
DaneOcoins1: calm down, calm down....




Diana172: I was proud for coming up with buffalo
DaneOcoins1: lol, id be too
Diana172: I've never seen a buffalo, and neither have you
Diana172: and I found a buffalo in my animal crackers
Diana172: which are actually more like cookies






Diana172: I'm pretty weird
DaneOcoins1: no more than me
Diana172: what would you do if I stopped being weird
Diana172: yeah we're weird buddies
DaneOcoins1: nothing, i guess
Diana172: admit it, you'd be sad
Diana172: no more Diana making strange noises to entertain us




Diana172: question is, which Diana do you like better
Diana172: the farding or the non farding
DaneOcoins1: i never noticed ot tell you the trth
Diana172: yeah well fard you



Diana172: oh fard, you're my favorite word



Diana172: what would you do if I became a lego builder
DaneOcoins1: nothing
Diana172: and I made lego art for a living
Diana172: please, you'd do something
DaneOcoins1: well that would be interessting



DaneOcoins1: my favorite word is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicavolcanokoniosis
DaneOcoins1: actually its not
Diana172: my favorite word is dane
DaneOcoins1: my favorite word is like "quite" or something
DaneOcoins1: My favorite is Diana




Diana172: what would you do if I replicated you in lego form?
DaneOcoins1: id look at it




DaneOcoins1: thres no way youd ever make it as good looking as me
Diana172: yeah probably not
DaneOcoins1: how would you do the hair....thats prctially who i am
Diana172: lol
Diana172: I'd scalp you
DaneOcoins1: oh thatd be great
Diana172: good, scalping it is then







Diana172: this elephant looks like that guy from sesame street
DaneOcoins1: i dont know seseme s
Diana172: I only watched it like twice but I remember the elephant guy
Diana172: and this cracker looks just like him
Diana172: ...or it did




DaneOcoins1: and the i was inot knex and had like 6 foot high stuff and a space trainging tower and a solar powered ferris wheel
Diana172: yeah that's nice dane, I played with barbies
Diana172: cheap cheap barbies




Diana172: but I've never really been much for girly things
DaneOcoins1: me neither




DaneOcoins1: like how?
DaneOcoins1: h
DaneOcoins1: ph
Diana172: lol
DaneOcoins1: oh**
DaneOcoins1: fuck




Diana172: it's so sophisticated
Diana172: it even says it's sophisticated in the description
DaneOcoins1: lol
Diana172: now that's sophisticated



Diana172: are you taking the sats on the first?
DaneOcoins1: yea
Diana172: at dallas?
DaneOcoins1: yes, love
Diana172: hooray, laura and I will be there
DaneOcoins1: i know love
Diana172: I think I'm spending the night at her house
DaneOcoins1: why, love?




Diana172: faulknerian?
Diana172: who the hell do you think you are
DaneOcoins1: a critic, lol






Diana172: what would you do if I sculpted my hair into a religious figure?
DaneOcoins1: lol, again, nothing probably
Diana172: you wouldn't even be impressed?
DaneOcoins1: make a dumb joke about it or something]
Diana172: dane you suck
DaneOcoins1: lol
DaneOcoins1: i would be impressed, yes
Diana172: good
Diana172: because I'm really impressive




DaneOcoins1: im a fuckin faulkner fanatic, isnt that fantastic?







Diana172: you're creepy sometimes
DaneOcoins1: how?
DaneOcoins1: i actually enjoy this faulkner stuff
DaneOcoins1: is that how?





Diana172: I wonder what mr brubaker would do
Diana172: I walk out the suzuki school's door and right into the yoga door
Diana172: with the cello strapped to my back
Diana172: let me tell you how hot I look with a cello strapped to my back
DaneOcoins1: lol,
Diana172: pretty hot
Diana172: and plus, it's interesting doing yoga with my cello
DaneOcoins1: im sure




Diana172: then dance, monkey, dance
DaneOcoins1: youre more interesting
DaneOcoins1: lol
Diana172: I am, aren't I
DaneOcoins1: i am dancin'! for cryin' out loud!




Diana172: take that faulkner
Diana172: die buffalo
DaneOcoins1: youre still eating?
Diana172: I'm always eating
DaneOcoins1: lol, if i did that, i would get fat
Diana172: and then no one would rape you





Diana172: on streets near my house
drive left and talk British
stung him in the ass
it was in the middle

if you're a prostitute
you shouldn't make
customers feel guilty
if I owned the lego company
I'd change all that


I'd be delighted if you made
Lives into musicals
Read Dickens?
Muppet Christmas Carol

According to my choculations
Spartans make noise
CA CAAA

DaneOcoins1: what the hell is that>

Diana172: lol
Diana172: it's my found poem stacey wanted me to write using the quoteblog
Diana172: I'm not done though






Diana172: boy do I love found poems
Diana172: they delight me in a way that nothing else can






DaneOcoins1: i actually like that
DaneOcoins1: a found poem i made form A seperate peace
Diana172: lol
Diana172: but mine's about bees that sting you in the ass, legos, prostitutes, and the british





Diana172: We'll be whores
Candle whores
Play my anthem
Toca et Fuga

Mr. Jones some chocolate?
Mr. Nevrocki some dustless chalk?
What are you, lazy?
Who are you, me?

No one out crazies Ophelia
SWORDED! ARROWED!
here is Cafina
I like her a lot

trivial stuff
that's the best kind of stuff
if Kevin is an e flat major
I'm a C major; the most boring of all

There's no time
there's plenty of time
jeez, Ben Franklin
Go outside

matyszak watches me
play with hair
she doesn't seem
to think it's weird

Can you read that
it says ringu
Who wears short shorts
I want japanese bangs

They went there to make out
That's when they died
That's what you get
God got you





Diana172: as soon as I got home, I washed my hands
Diana172: because little kids are dirty
DaneOcoins1: there hands are dirtier than my mind
Diana172: nope not that much






DaneOcoins1: remember when i asked helen what she was doing in my mind, lol
Diana172: lol!!
Diana172: that was so funny
DaneOcoins1: she was like, lost
Diana172: if you said that to me I'd just be like yeah whatever
Diana172: but she thought you were serious
Diana172: which is why I took so much delight in watching
Diana172: lol, then katie came over and was like DID YOU JUST HEAR DANE?
Diana172: why no katie, whatever are you talking about?
DaneOcoins1: lol
Diana172: helen was mad at me for that one
DaneOcoins1: she found out?
Diana172: how could she not



Diana172: actually, i believe that day was the turning point for our friendship, lol
DaneOcoins1: lol, odd
Diana172: I was like, that dane... he's a good kid



Diana172: this special round stone
made for killing my daughter
let's caress it
KISS IT KISS IT KISS IT

I just want your soul
for a couple of periods
you gave me chills
maybe you're epileptic

How much to rent your soul?
thirty-eight cents
I remember needing
three pennies



Diana172: what would you do if I became famous?
DaneOcoins1: again, nothing
Diana172: lol, what do you hate me?
DaneOcoins1: what do you want me to do? lol
Diana172: if you became famous I'd wear a shirt with your face on it every day
DaneOcoins1: well then, id wear a shirt with your face on it soetimes then
Diana172: and I'd stalk you
Diana172: I've always wanted to stalk a celebrity
DaneOcoins1: as long as the shirt had a collar and was made by Ralph Lauren...






Diana172: if time travel ever becomes a reality do you think you could be charged with stalking yourself?
DaneOcoins1: thats just wierd....
Diana172: lol, I talk to you about scalping you to make my lego replica of you look real and you think this is weird?




Diana172: you said you went to the library
DaneOcoins1: oh, and you asked which one
Diana172: yeah
DaneOcoins1: and i said oster.
DaneOcoins1: and you sad eww



Diana172: lol, I wrote a sonnet about wnep
Diana172: it's about how I like them because their lives suck so much they make mine look good in comparison
DaneOcoins1: lol
Diana172: we were going to put it in a card and send it to them
DaneOcoins1: i actually laughed out loud that time, lol



DaneOcoins1: you should call talk back
Diana172: it's really hard writing sonnets
Diana172: I bow to you my dear shakespeare
Diana172: and dictate my poem to them?
DaneOcoins1: yea
Diana172: it's much scarier if they receive it though
DaneOcoins1: lol
Diana172: what would you do if some person mailed you a sonnet about how much your life sucks
DaneOcoins1: laugh and throw it out
Diana172: I'd keep it
Diana172: and be scared
Diana172: over and over



Diana172: yeah well you're a boy
DaneOcoins1: oh, thats right
Diana172: did you forget?
DaneOcoins1: yes