"So how was college? was it everything I imagined it to be?"--Diana

"So our tour guide was tealking to us for fifteen minutes about how one day while giving a tour, he was wearing shorts and a bee flew up them and stung him in the ass"--Helen


"They told him at the hospital that he had to drop his pants and he said 'I don't drop my pants for anyone but my own personal doctor who I've had for over 20 years' "--Helen


"And they told him they couldn't see it so he had to drop his boxers too, and he told them they couldn't see it because it was 'right in the middle'"--Helen



"Can we please include 'wise bloody' into this project"--Kate


"I always had really politically incorrect Barbies. All the rich barbies would live in the mansions and the poor Barbies would live in the ghetto barbie house. "--Kate



"Yeah and we're in the ghetto of Kingston"--Dan
"There's a ghetto in Kingston?"--Diana
"Yep and we're in it"--Dan



"We goo tooo-gether like a real blind preacher and a fake blind preeacher!"--Kate (to the song from grease)




DaneOcoins1:
"Enoch had on a yellowish white suit and a pinkish white shirt and his tie was the color of green peas."

DaneOcoins1: sounds like deremer



"What would you do if you thought someone's parents hated you because they never talked to you but then you found out that they were mutes?"--Kate



"well if I owned the lego company, I'd change all that"--Kate



"also, if you're a prostitute, you shouldn't make your customers feel guilty... that's not the way to bring in the money"--Kate



"What would you do if I sang everything instead of talked?"--Kate
"I'd be delighted if you made our lives into a musical"--Helen



"Would you mind turning the wheel the rest of the way?"--Dan (as he was trying to use his cell phone while turning the car)