**Helen and Katie introduce Diana to culture... ie... Northfork**


"Remember that guy when we went to see the matrix who sat next to us when the whole theater was empty? ... and he was bouncing up and down the whole movie?"--Katie


"This is so romantic"--Helen
"..."--Katie and Diana
"The *period of music*... you guys are weird"--Helen



"So we were at tennis, and Jim goes... 'we'll be selling candles this year... We're going to be candle.........candle.....' ...'sellers, jim?', and he goes 'No! We'll be whores! candle WHORES!'"Katie


*Bach's Toca et Fuga comes on*
"Hey, they're playing my anthem"--Diana


*Wedding March comes on*
"Hey, they're playing *my* anthem"--Helen


"can we choose who our judges will be for our senior projects?"--Helen
"no, but wouldn't that be great"--Diana
"We could bribe them... like hey Mr. Jones... how about some chocolate? And you, Mr. Nevrocki.. some dustless chalk?"--Helen


"You should play the organ"--Diana


"Oh, and Libby ate a beetle for $5"--Katie
"Woah, she is so in our group"--Diana
"Wouldn't that freak her out a little bit?"
"It's our initiation... eating a beetle"--Diana
"Congratulations, Libby, you are now in our group"--Katie




"Sing along with Dorothy and all of her friends!"--Kirby guy


"Let's use our ten inch voices, guys"--Katie


"No, scary was when we went to see that movie at the Kirby center and we turn around to leave and there's 10,000 old people behind us"--Diana


"What the hell was that giraffe thing?"--Diana


"That was my favorite part in the movie... *shot rings out*, *window smashes* ... THUD"--Diana


"That thing just went down, it took the human about five minutes to fall.."--Helen


"That's what I want to be when I grow up... a person on stilts who plays a giraffe who leads people to angels"--Diana
"I still don't know what I want to be when I grow up"--Mrs. Giza


"When the preacher was measuring the wall for the coffin, I was like NOOO"--Helen


"The old people thought all of the jokes were funny"--Helen
"Looks like they've worn out their welcome"--Movie
"HAHAHAHAH"--Old people
"I was laughing because of how funny it was that they found it humorus"--Diana


"We've never done away with someone who ownes a chevrolet"--Movie


"If you're being shot at... why would you get out of your car?"--Diana


"What's the movie about?"--Diana
"Well, it's about some town that's being taken over by a power plant and some guy builds an arc"--Katie


"You suppose he's got two of everything in there?"--Movie
"Two of everything dead"--Diana

"And you and Mrs. Staling... and Mrs. Staling"--Movie


**End Northfort**


**Helen, Diana, and Dr. Lott ;) see hamlet**

*three seconds after play ends*
"no curtain calls--"--Dr. Lott
"SWEET!"--Helen
"shall we leave?"--Dr. Lott


"No one out crazies Ophelia, with a hey nannie nannie and a wooo...oh man, best simpsons quote"--Diana


"I'm proud of myself for not laughing during the play.. I mean... seriously..... SWEEEAAAAR!! SWEEEAAAR!!! SWEAR ON THE SWOOOORRRD!!"--Diana


"How about the light guys smoking up there?"--Helen


"I liked papa's crown"--Helen
"Yeah, it was really sparkely... what was with Gertrude's crown? She kept changing it... can you do that?"--Diana


"Have one crown for formal occaisions and one for everyday"--Diana


"You should have your dad pick you up dressed in his costume"--Diana
"I hereby declare that Helen shall leave the school!"--Dr. Lott
"As of late, we are late"--Diana


"Blah blah blah blah.... blllaaahh"--(what I heard of the guard in Hamlet)
*snort*
"SHH"--Helen


"well I knew you were going to start laughing"



"Oh the sleeves!"--Helen

"Their costumes make them look really fat"--Dr. Lott


"I have office gods, this one here is Cafina.... i like her a lot"--Dr. Lott


"have you ever thrown something at someone from up here?"--Diana
"No, but we've listened into conversations"--Dr. Lott
"Really? that'd be the first thing I'd do"--Diana


**End**