"Katie, just so you know, my parents think I'm driving with an adult. So you're your mom"--Diana




"Katie... that was a stop sign"--Laura
"What?! Katie, if we crash I'll have to explain to my parents why I was in a car with teenagers. 'I swear I thought she was her mom'"--Diana
"I think I'm my mom too"--Katie


"Well if they already think you're a whore... you might as well just go with it"--Molly (about Nicole from survivor)



"He looks like Hagrid!"--Helen (about Rupert)


"never insult the guy who looks like charles manson"--Diana



"We're all getting together to watch labyrinth tomorrow, who is coming?"--Helen
"Labyrinth? I hate that movie... is that the one with David Bowie?"--Carolyn
"...David Bowie... *in spandex*"--Diana



"Yeah but that four quote post you put up was crap"--Helen
"Yeah, that was really disappointing"--Laura



"Diana is selling her soul; $5 or best offer"


"Mr. K, you'll bid on my soul?"--Diana
"souls are tricky business"--Mr. K
"yeah but you'd like... own my soul"--Diana
"do I get a certificate of authenticity? ... and how do I know that you wont just sell it to someone else too?"--Mr. K



"I CAN'T OPERATE THIS VAN DOOR"--Diana
"oh my god Diana, just PULL it"--Helen



"What does your shirt mean?"--Harry
"It's the black death... and all of the towns it hit"--Helen
"...that's horrible"--Harry




"What would you do if I married that guy?"--Diana
"Move in with you"--Harry




"see, why can't we have a party like that, with all the masks... that's so fun"--Helen
"ohh, you're in the bubble, whatcha gonna do about it? that's right... pick up the chair and smash it"--Diana


"Jeez, you weren't kidding about this movie"--Helen
"Oh the pants"--Diana


*hoggle cries on Jareth's leg*
"Oh... my... god"--Helen



"Hey, look, he changed his pants"--Diana
"Yeah..."--Helen
"AAA, they're worse!"--Diana
*Helen buries head into blanket*



"This is the most hilarious game of scrabble ever"--Helen


**Words we used in Scrabble**
"gimped"
"mordor"
"hernia"
"iraq"
"wuvizd" (past tense of wuv)





"You can't put a Y there!"--Helen
"What? Gimpedy is SO a word"--Diana



"hey, it's Dale! ... and it's Dale again!"--Helen
"treasure these moments"--Diana



"Are you having a staring contest with my cat?"--Helen
"I'm *winning*"--Diana




"I'd bet $20 for your soul"--John
"but then no one else would bid"--Diana
"OK Ten"--John