Diana172: hmm, let's check out tcm
StYx969: hmmm
Diana172: ok, british accents
Diana172: good enough for me, movie






Diana172: I got these new kind of pretzels today
Diana172: and the pretzel-salt ratio is all off
Diana172: way too much salt
StYx969: mmm
StYx969: ohhhDiana172: I love old movies
Diana172: I watched a good one today, I think it was a true story too
Diana172: it was very amusing
Diana172: what I saw of it anyway, I fell asleep
StYx969: what was it called/about
Diana172: well they never really tell you what they're called
StYx969: oh ya
Diana172: and it was about this kid who's parents were nuts
Diana172: and he was a little nuts too
StYx969: woah
StYx969: crazy kids rule
Diana172: yeah
Diana172: he was so cute
Diana172: poor little nutziod
StYx969: nutzoids are the best too





Diana172: what happens to you if you take in too much salt?
Diana172: ?
StYx969: i wish i was a nutzoid
StYx969: well
StYx969: you get really sick





Diana172: so I could kill myself with salt
Diana172: hmm
StYx969: ya
StYx969: actually
Diana172: see, if you're going to kill yourself, you have to be creative
StYx969: likke light yourself on fire
Diana172: I love little british girls
Diana172: they talk funny





Diana172: mmm salt poisoning
StYx969: lol
StYx969: it sounds so minor
Diana172: well we'll find out




Diana172: there's a dove on this kids head
Diana172: oh this movie is the best
StYx969: awesome
Diana172: this movie is like the others
Diana172: only old and with doves



StYx969: doves are the bringers of peace
Diana172: tell that to kate



StYx969: well they are
Diana172: well.. they're the symbol of peace but I don't know about literally
StYx969: they should have like olive branches stapled to their beaks through evolution
Diana172: lol
Diana172: if you evolve to have an olive branch out of your beak, why would it be stapled?
StYx969: well
StYx969: they evolve with the staple
StYx969: just stick some hormones on the staple and bam




StYx969: sheeps go ba ba ba
Diana172: nuh uh
StYx969: no seriously
Diana172: they just emit odors that are horrible
StYx969: ba ba black sheep
Diana172: and sometimes they go eeeeeee
Diana172: not so much baa





Diana172: woah
Diana172: he's strangling his mom
Diana172: oh man, he was interrupted
Diana172: stupid movie
StYx969: NO!!!
Diana172: yeah I know
Diana172: I'm going to marry this movie
StYx969: can you do that?
Diana172: I hope so
StYx969: well in the weekley world news
StYx969: people marry computers






Diana172: ooo, now there's a storm
Diana172: oh movie, you seduce me
StYx969: lol
Diana172: haha, she's crying
Diana172: oh man
Diana172: good movie
StYx969: lol
StYx969: punch her
Diana172: I love these movies
Diana172: you never know what the hell's going to happen




Diana172: if helen and I both married the same guy, would we be married to eachother?
StYx969: no
Diana172: wives in law?
StYx969: no
StYx969: wife and mistress
StYx969: well
StYx969: actualyl
Diana172: no, we'd both be married to him
StYx969: you can't be married to two people

Diana172: we'd be mormon
StYx969: what
StYx969: mormon's like mate for life
StYx969: no way they'll go for two people married to one person
StYx969: at the same time
Diana172: but it's a funny name
Diana172: why are you ruining my life?
Diana172: lol
StYx969: i'm not
StYx969: i'm just stating the facts
StYx969: those accepted as true
Diana172: zach, go kill yourself, I'm going to marry helen's husband and it will be fun
Diana172: and at the ceremony, there will be duct tape crowns
StYx969: fine
StYx969: do it
Diana172: lol
StYx969: see if it will be legal
Diana172: lol
Diana172: well then we'll just move to another country
StYx969: well go to like Zimbabwe
StYx969: or some place with tribe
StYx969: s
Diana172: but then we'd have to get shots
StYx969: they'll probably let you get away with it
StYx969: hey
StYx969: anything for love right lol
Diana172: so true
StYx969: don't let shots stand in your way





Diana172: yup, that's what florida is like
Diana172: two weeks of "winter" (70 degrees) and the rest is 90
StYx969: man
StYx969: no snow days
StYx969: that must have blown
Diana172: we got hurricane days
Diana172: those were fun
StYx969: seriously
Diana172: yeah
Diana172: we'd have hurricane parties
StYx969: let's go sled down Hurrican Sam Hill
Diana172: stand outside in the winds
Diana172: lol
Diana172: it was fun
Diana172: sometimes you get blown over though
StYx969: crazy
Diana172: or a chair hits you





StYx969: i wanna go to Ireland too...
Diana172: would they let you marry two people in ireland?




StYx969: no in Ireland they're all Protestant and Catholic
Diana172: but who would marry the both of us, we're pretty annoying when we get together


StYx969: but they're still fighting so...one might just let you to piss off the others
Diana172: that would be fun



StYx969: and when the other sniper stood up he shot him in the head
StYx969: went to check the body
StYx969: and it was his brother
Diana172: :-( why would you tell me that
Diana172: I suddenly crave salt




Diana172: I'm so crazy it hurts
StYx969: heh
StYx969: crazy
Diana172: ?
StYx969: crazy is crazy
Diana172: yes, zach. crazy *is* crazy





Diana172: insane british children and scary laughter
Diana172: the perfect husband



Diana172: laugh children laugh
StYx969: die parents die!




Diana172: ooo crazy music
Diana172: something's gonna happen
Diana172: wa? that was crap, movie
StYx969: death
Diana172: I hoped for it, but no




Diana172: hmm, he has a dead bird under his pillow
Diana172: that's my dream date




Diana172: I'm going to have to sleep soon
StYx969: no way
StYx969: you before me
Diana172: lol
StYx969: its unimaginable
StYx969: have i fallen asleep
Diana172: fine, I challenge you to a staying awake duel




Diana172: yeah, you just are too ashamed to lose to me
StYx969: lol id win
Diana172: no you wouldn't
Diana172: I'd kick your ass
StYx969: fine







BonnyTid717: she picked up "Hawaiian" things ... for her Hawaiian themed party..
Diana172: hmm
Diana172: interesting
BonnyTid717: yes

BonnyTid717: more like weird




BonnyTid717: if cheese was a vegetable..
BonnyTid717: that'd be awesome
BonnyTid717: or if it was both a dairy product and a vegetable at the same time!!
Diana172: lol
Diana172: that would creat chaos in the world though
BonnyTid717: but it'd be cool
Diana172: very cool
BonnyTid717: it's just a small price to pay