Diana172: hardest question
Diana172: and you're the only one who got it right
StYx969: lol
StYx969: that's why i'm the best
Diana172: lol, you can't get fat
StYx969: i know it's sick
StYx969: what the fuck
StYx969: i can't even read it
StYx969: need..periods
Diana172: lol
Diana172: happy sigh
Diana172: he really needs to eat
Diana172: let's buy him a meat basket for christmas
StYx969: ya
Arcane056: I get bloated, but I don't gain anything
Arcane056: lol
StYx969: lol
StYx969: don't talk to me about your period
Diana172: oh bubble tape
Diana172: you are the best tape in the world
Arcane056: and god whoever says. 'you can't feel the tampon' is out of their friggin mind
StYx969: well
StYx969: naturally
StYx969: they don't shove it in their ass
Diana172: I love old rpgs
Diana172: they're so crappy
Diana172: but good
Diana172: it's satisfying to kill people in 16bit
StYx969: terminator
Diana172: oh yeah, good game
Diana172: I remember my very first rpg
Diana172: *contented sigh*
Diana172: I miss that game
StYx969: lol
Diana172: I was six
Diana172: it was a good game
Diana172: you could go into people's rooms and steal their stuff
StYx969: stealing
StYx969: lol
Diana172: lol
Diana172: and you're supposed to get people to join your party so you can fight people, but it's hard to get normal people to join you... so you just hang out in front of bars and recruit drunk people
StYx969: ohhh
Diana172: and you can get kicked out of towns
Diana172: lol, and when you talk to people, this wav comes on and is like "HAIL!!"
Diana172: good game
Diana172: Purgatory Repenting Believers --Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers -- Very Low
Level 2 Lustful --High
Level 3 Gluttonous -- Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious --Very High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy --High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics --Very High
Level 7 Violent -- High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers -- High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous --Moderate
Diana172: apparently, I belong in several levels of hell
Diana172: hell's going to be a great place though if I get to be with other violent lustful malicious people
StYx969: Purgatory Repenting Believers Moderate
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers High
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Very Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low
Diana172: I was just telling susan that today: I have no short term memory
StYx969: lol
Diana172: if dave ever just sits by his window and watches me
Diana172: he would think I was nuts
Diana172: constantly walking into rooms then stopping
Diana172: looking around
Diana172: and walking back out
StYx969: lol
Diana172: I swear it's at least five times a day
Diana172: that and the whole me wearing a crown made of duct tape for a week
Sure, your guilt might force you to vote Democrat, but secretly deep down inside you long for the Republicans to lower your taxes, ignore the poor, brutalize prisoners, dictate what goes on in your bedrooms and rule you with an iron fist."
-Sideshow Bob
DaneOcoins1: I cannot express my love for you.
Diana172: I don't think you're trying hard enough
DaneOcoins1: maybe your right
Diana172: jeez, danish, way to make a girl feel unloved
DaneOcoins1: what would be the possessive plural form of the word leech?
Diana172: not sure, do you have a leech problem?
Diana172: were they dead?
DaneOcoins1: no
Diana172: did you let yours attack anyone?
DaneOcoins1: lol,, yea it drained the blood from everybody
DaneOcoins1: we had fourteen of them
Diana172: lol
DaneOcoins1: and we ( John Mateusek, Matt Biscotti and Alan) put them in a big black tray with water, divided it into two sections with an opening to go under the section under water and covered one of the sections and waited to see if they preferred the light or dark, by 15 minutes they were all in the dark
Diana172: did you hug them?
DaneOcoins1: yea
DaneOcoins1: we hurt one though, lol
Diana172: ....how
DaneOcoins1: it actually bled
Diana172: well that's interesting
Diana172: what color was it
Diana172: the blood
DaneOcoins1: red
DaneOcoins1: like human
DaneOcoins1: creepy
DaneOcoins1: i hate school
Diana172: me too
Diana172: wait a minute
Diana172: you're dane
Diana172: why do you hate school?
Diana172: you have to find something that comforts you
Diana172: for me that's food
Diana172: which is why you'll often see me eating in class
Diana172: lol
Diana172: diana doesn't understand something... she eats a muffin
DaneOcoins1: i dnot want to go to bed, but at the same time I dont want to wake up
Diana172: just run around in circles
Diana172: even if it doesn't solve anything, it sure is fun
DaneOcoins1: its even more fun when you take all your clothes off smear melted butter all over yourself and wrap ceran wrap around your body and ten run around screaming like an idiot
Diana172: yeah but butter makes me break out
DaneOcoins1: try mayo
Diana172: yeah it was very 20's vintage meets 2003 Diana's insanity
DaneOcoins1: interesting
Diana172: we just had a lot of bubble wrap
Diana172: enough to make a dress
Diana172: so what can I say
spikesofsilver: and then i had to put up with some woman who just screamed for every song...and everything that wasn't a song, too...like, the lights would go out for about half of a minute to change into costumes or whatever, and i'd just hear her "WOOOOOOOOOO!...WHAT DO YOU THINK IS HAPPENING...WOOOOOOOO!!!!"
spikesofsilver: probably the worst part of the night was how deafening she was when weird al sat in her lap singing, and then pulled out a pair of boxers from his pocket and gave them to her...i'm really surprised he doesn't have hearing aids
Diana172: lol
Diana172: he sat in her lap?
Diana172: why didn't he sit in *your* lap and give *you* his boxers?
spikesofsilver: no...erm, i mean...i said JESUS, C++ FOR A BUCK?! I WISH I WAS YOU!!!
spikesofsilver: see? i care that you got it
Diana172: only mildly though
Diana172: but it's ok, because I'm pretty sure that the other people I told didn't know what it was
Diana172: either that or they just hate me
Diana172: actual answer given on a science test:
Diana172: "Artifical insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull."
spikesofsilver: i think frank might have done that or something
Diana172: "The skeleton is what is left after the insides have been taken out and the outsides have ben taken off. The purpose of the skeleton is something to hitch meat to."
Diana172: and you're the only one who got it right
StYx969: lol
StYx969: that's why i'm the best
Diana172: lol, you can't get fat
StYx969: i know it's sick
StYx969: what the fuck
StYx969: i can't even read it
StYx969: need..periods
Diana172: lol
Diana172: happy sigh
Diana172: he really needs to eat
Diana172: let's buy him a meat basket for christmas
StYx969: ya
Arcane056: I get bloated, but I don't gain anything
Arcane056: lol
StYx969: lol
StYx969: don't talk to me about your period
Diana172: oh bubble tape
Diana172: you are the best tape in the world
Arcane056: and god whoever says. 'you can't feel the tampon' is out of their friggin mind
StYx969: well
StYx969: naturally
StYx969: they don't shove it in their ass
Diana172: I love old rpgs
Diana172: they're so crappy
Diana172: but good
Diana172: it's satisfying to kill people in 16bit
StYx969: terminator
Diana172: oh yeah, good game
Diana172: I remember my very first rpg
Diana172: *contented sigh*
Diana172: I miss that game
StYx969: lol
Diana172: I was six
Diana172: it was a good game
Diana172: you could go into people's rooms and steal their stuff
StYx969: stealing
StYx969: lol
Diana172: lol
Diana172: and you're supposed to get people to join your party so you can fight people, but it's hard to get normal people to join you... so you just hang out in front of bars and recruit drunk people
StYx969: ohhh
Diana172: and you can get kicked out of towns
Diana172: lol, and when you talk to people, this wav comes on and is like "HAIL!!"
Diana172: good game
Diana172: Purgatory Repenting Believers --Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers -- Very Low
Level 2 Lustful --High
Level 3 Gluttonous -- Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious --Very High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy --High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics --Very High
Level 7 Violent -- High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers -- High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous --Moderate
Diana172: apparently, I belong in several levels of hell
Diana172: hell's going to be a great place though if I get to be with other violent lustful malicious people
StYx969: Purgatory Repenting Believers Moderate
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers High
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Very Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low
Diana172: I was just telling susan that today: I have no short term memory
StYx969: lol
Diana172: if dave ever just sits by his window and watches me
Diana172: he would think I was nuts
Diana172: constantly walking into rooms then stopping
Diana172: looking around
Diana172: and walking back out
StYx969: lol
Diana172: I swear it's at least five times a day
Diana172: that and the whole me wearing a crown made of duct tape for a week
Sure, your guilt might force you to vote Democrat, but secretly deep down inside you long for the Republicans to lower your taxes, ignore the poor, brutalize prisoners, dictate what goes on in your bedrooms and rule you with an iron fist."
-Sideshow Bob
DaneOcoins1: I cannot express my love for you.
Diana172: I don't think you're trying hard enough
DaneOcoins1: maybe your right
Diana172: jeez, danish, way to make a girl feel unloved
DaneOcoins1: what would be the possessive plural form of the word leech?
Diana172: not sure, do you have a leech problem?
Diana172: were they dead?
DaneOcoins1: no
Diana172: did you let yours attack anyone?
DaneOcoins1: lol,, yea it drained the blood from everybody
DaneOcoins1: we had fourteen of them
Diana172: lol
DaneOcoins1: and we ( John Mateusek, Matt Biscotti and Alan) put them in a big black tray with water, divided it into two sections with an opening to go under the section under water and covered one of the sections and waited to see if they preferred the light or dark, by 15 minutes they were all in the dark
Diana172: did you hug them?
DaneOcoins1: yea
DaneOcoins1: we hurt one though, lol
Diana172: ....how
DaneOcoins1: it actually bled
Diana172: well that's interesting
Diana172: what color was it
Diana172: the blood
DaneOcoins1: red
DaneOcoins1: like human
DaneOcoins1: creepy
DaneOcoins1: i hate school
Diana172: me too
Diana172: wait a minute
Diana172: you're dane
Diana172: why do you hate school?
Diana172: you have to find something that comforts you
Diana172: for me that's food
Diana172: which is why you'll often see me eating in class
Diana172: lol
Diana172: diana doesn't understand something... she eats a muffin
DaneOcoins1: i dnot want to go to bed, but at the same time I dont want to wake up
Diana172: just run around in circles
Diana172: even if it doesn't solve anything, it sure is fun
DaneOcoins1: its even more fun when you take all your clothes off smear melted butter all over yourself and wrap ceran wrap around your body and ten run around screaming like an idiot
Diana172: yeah but butter makes me break out
DaneOcoins1: try mayo
Diana172: yeah it was very 20's vintage meets 2003 Diana's insanity
DaneOcoins1: interesting
Diana172: we just had a lot of bubble wrap
Diana172: enough to make a dress
Diana172: so what can I say
spikesofsilver: and then i had to put up with some woman who just screamed for every song...and everything that wasn't a song, too...like, the lights would go out for about half of a minute to change into costumes or whatever, and i'd just hear her "WOOOOOOOOOO!...WHAT DO YOU THINK IS HAPPENING...WOOOOOOOO!!!!"
spikesofsilver: probably the worst part of the night was how deafening she was when weird al sat in her lap singing, and then pulled out a pair of boxers from his pocket and gave them to her...i'm really surprised he doesn't have hearing aids
Diana172: lol
Diana172: he sat in her lap?
Diana172: why didn't he sit in *your* lap and give *you* his boxers?
spikesofsilver: no...erm, i mean...i said JESUS, C++ FOR A BUCK?! I WISH I WAS YOU!!!
spikesofsilver: see? i care that you got it
Diana172: only mildly though
Diana172: but it's ok, because I'm pretty sure that the other people I told didn't know what it was
Diana172: either that or they just hate me
Diana172: actual answer given on a science test:
Diana172: "Artifical insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull."
spikesofsilver: i think frank might have done that or something
Diana172: "The skeleton is what is left after the insides have been taken out and the outsides have ben taken off. The purpose of the skeleton is something to hitch meat to."
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