PurpleHelKat: I'm not mocking you
Diana172: that's a first



PurpleHelKat: you can't help it if your disgustingly thin
Diana172: no seriously
PurpleHelKat: *you're
Diana172: It is disgusting
Diana172: I should be on the christian childrens foundation commercials




Diana172: if I really wanted to be thin, I just wouldn't eat
Diana172: I wouldn't barf it up
PurpleHelKat: yeah you're just to lazy
Diana172: lol
PurpleHelKat: lets face it thats a lot of work
Diana172: how well you know me





PurpleHelKat: I'm going to have a car all next summer
PurpleHelKat: when my dad goes to vienna
Diana172: ooo
PurpleHelKat: which leaves me alone with my mom
PurpleHelKat: so its an even trade




Diana172: but I wouldn't care if he was kevin hart, anything is better than my sister
PurpleHelKat: lol
Diana172: oh kevin hart, you're the butt of all jokes
PurpleHelKat: the sad thing is he knows it
PurpleHelKat: and there's nothing he can do





Diana172: because susan is lazy
Diana172: you'd think she was related to me




Diana172: we're goin crusin in katie's minivan




PurpleHelKat: we're doing something if it kills me




PurpleHelKat: because it was about seemingly gay sailors
PurpleHelKat: *german sailors
Diana172: lol! gay sailors!!




PurpleHelKat: ?
PurpleHelKat: you're one odd cookie




Diana172: I felt bad because I was supposed to do something with you this summer
Diana172: but she insisted
Diana172: and I cried
Diana172: and then she cried
Diana172: and we're going to watch orlando bloom to make up for the crying
LuvSein: all right, fair enough. ill just cry myself to sleep is all



LuvSein: lol omg diana. youre hell crazy my love




LuvSein: ill get over you... but you're sooo... irresitable
Diana172: I am irresistable, aren't I





LuvSein: dont think i dont watch your windows at night.... i mean...
Diana172: don't worry kate, I watch you too
LuvSein: oh, ok. we'lll wtach each other




LuvSein: if you were watching someone with binoculars wtaching you wiht binoculars
Diana172: lol
Diana172: I do that all the time
Diana172: only the other person isn't looking at me and they don't have binoculars
LuvSein: lol ooooh i see. almost the same
Diana172: yeah, pretty much






Diana172: you know who I miss
Diana172: crazy taco bell guy
Diana172: he was a good stalker
Diana172: plus I was really mean to him
LuvSein: yeah, he did rock. i got hit on by a guy in a car last nigth and it was pretty great
Diana172: lol, what happened?
LuvSein: we were leaving the mall, and a guy in this car next to us tried to talk to me a at a light. its not tahts funny i geuss now that i say it but it was at the time
Diana172: lol
Diana172: what did he say?
LuvSein: eh he like smiled and raised his eyebrows and i satred cracking up. my window was closed but he just kept on talking according to katie. and then he waved goodbye
Diana172: lol
LuvSein: thats not too eciting actually. ask katie and laura. it was funny in real life
Diana172: lol
Diana172: I'll be sure to ask them
LuvSein: please do. maybe im just not as used to getting picked up as you though





LuvSein: yes i just read it today actually but i sort of skimmed it
Diana172: skim? ... you skimmed the quoteblog
Diana172: never have I been so insulted




LuvSein: sorry love! your converstaions with zach are really long, i wanted to be up to date, but i was going out!!!!!!!
Diana172: lol
Diana172: I feel bad though
Diana172: the quoteblog is mostly just me quoting myself
LuvSein: thats what the people want though
Diana172: that's so true
LuvSein: more diana, the people cheer!
LuvSein: the voice of the people is diana
Diana172: yeah they do
Diana172: hey... that's... that's so true
LuvSein: hey..hey, yeah!
LuvSein: remember when i used to say that?
Diana172: I didn't think you stopped
LuvSein: yeah, it kind of died out for some reason. heres my new thing: winking and blowing kisses
Diana172: nice
Diana172: I don't really think I have anything that's just characteristic of me
LuvSein: are you in? its the latest trend baby
Diana172: I'm not sure the world is ready for Diana to wink and blow kisses
LuvSein: well, they better brace themselves then
Diana172: lol
Diana172: what if I winked at a potential stalker
Diana172: then they'll drug me and drag me into the woods
LuvSein: well, thats a risk im willing to take



LuvSein: so youd best get started love
Diana172: ;-):-*
LuvSein: thank you. thats an excellent start, actually
Diana172: I thought so
LuvSein: thank you. that was a good effort. also, the thumbs up/down
Diana172: you know what I want to do
Diana172: walk into a grocery store wearing designer clothes and gold jewelry
Diana172: and ask for a list of products you can purchace with food stamps
LuvSein: lol i would cry with happiness




LuvSein: i own a milkshake making machine
Diana172: waa
LuvSein: note: not a blender, a seperate machine
Diana172: oooo
Diana172: excellent
LuvSein: ill make you one every day
Diana172: yay
Diana172: can I move in?
LuvSein: yeah. the room across the hall will be empty soon
Diana172: great, I'll take yours until it's vacated



Diana172: then they'll cry, and I'll be really happy
LuvSein: aw. youre a softie at heart.
Diana172: that's me












Diana172: you know what I hate
Diana172: doggy fizzle
StYx969: ??
Diana172: not even close to being funny
Diana172: like, hey I'm a convict making racist jokes
StYx969: what the fark is doggy fizzler




Diana172: I went somewhere today
Diana172: and I dont' remember where




Diana172: did you know that mo rocca helped write and produce wishbone
Diana172: how much do I love wishbone
StYx969: no way
Diana172: and then I love mo rocca too
Diana172: and there's just been this connection I never knew about





Diana172: you know what's funny
Diana172: susan said I should write a book today
Diana172: because I was telling her about this toothless lady I met
StYx969: mmm
Diana172: and she said that's the kind of thing that I should put in my book
StYx969: toothless women are gross
StYx969: and...well
Diana172: lol
StYx969: really gross
Diana172: she offered me drugs
StYx969: lol
StYx969: that sucks
Diana172: she was serious too
Diana172: it would have been funny then if it wasn't so scary
Diana172: but it's funny now
Diana172: oh crazy toothless lady
StYx969: lol
Diana172: it was really funny too because she was talking all funny
StYx969: man
Diana172: just do this, put your lips over your teeth and say "hey, Diana, you want a lortab? go ahead, the first one's free"
StYx969: i wish some crazy old lady offered me drugs






Diana172: I want a wallaby
StYx969: why
StYx969: to name it Rocko?
Diana172: no
Diana172: because I want one
Diana172: I think it'd be fun
StYx969: hmm
Diana172: I could name it rocko, but that would just inspire me to buy a whole bunch of crazy animals to make the complete set
Diana172: frogs, cows, wolves
Diana172: turtles
Diana172: dogs
Diana172: it'd clearly get out of hand





StYx969: teachin my cousijn drugs
StYx969: are bad*
StYx969: lol
Diana172: mhm
Diana172: lol
StYx969: no seriously
StYx969: lol
StYx969: come on now
Diana172: what do you know about drugs
StYx969: that they are bad
Diana172: lol
Diana172: good
Diana172: tell him about the toothless lady, and he'll end up like that if he does pain killers
Diana172: and coke
StYx969: lol
StYx969: and the smack
Diana172: pretty much everything
Diana172: and then drive
Diana172: then you have to wear dentures
Diana172: and try to hook little kids on drugs to keep yourself high
StYx969: ya
StYx969: i showed him Crackie and Smackey
StYx969: lol
StYx969: and how bad it is
Diana172: lol
Diana172: what are you telling him exactly
StYx969: well
Diana172: hey, here's this cartoon of drugs! how fun! but... they're bad...but FUN
StYx969: he lives right outside of philly
Diana172: lol
StYx969: no
StYx969: check out crackie and smackey...they'll make your teeth fall out




Diana172: restaurants named pork me
Diana172: fun






"My question to Wendy and the Concerned Women of America is: Would you rather that your daughter pretend to be a hooker or a crack whore, or would you rather that she actually be one? At least Lingerie Barbie allows her to fantasize because it's natural for little girls to fantasize, to bump and grind, to pretend that they're hookers. And it's OK."--Mo Rocca






StYx969: me and you
StYx969: and my dog blue






Diana172: then you could say your room has been fortified
StYx969: me too
Diana172: and it wont be that funny
StYx969: lol
Diana172: but it will be to me
StYx969: i used to be able to
Diana172: you had a fort?
StYx969: ya






Diana172: and I'm a drunken whore
Diana172: everyone knows that




Diana172: I'm boredified
Diana172: make me unboredified
StYx969: hmm
StYx969: i'm making a new poopsie character





StYx969: Cryssy Meth Daddy
Diana172: lol
StYx969: well
StYx969: there's the drug gang
StYx969: against Poopsie
StYx969: Mrs. Fragile dies
Diana172: lol
Diana172: is this a comic or animation
StYx969: i dunno
Diana172: but... you're the creator
StYx969: so is Steve
Diana172: but... you're the artist
StYx969: so is Steve
Diana172: but... I give up
Diana172: *sob*





Diana172: I saw a guy dribbling a basketball out of the window of his car at an intersection




StYx969: Crystal Meth is scary
StYx969: i should have name his
StYx969: Meth Daddy Flex
StYx969: muahaha
StYx969: Meth Daddy FleXOR



LuvSein: aw. id be terrified of you.
Diana172: yay
LuvSein: lets face it, youre one tough cookie






LuvSein: allrigth love ive gtg. have fun with that... that..other woman..helen