StYx969: i'm talking to this girl..about Alan
StYx969: AmiT87: he's a fine specimen of manhood, let me tell you
StYx969: i always thought he was a woman
AmiT87: haha okk
StYx969: it gets better
Diana172: I'm zach, and I change the subject
StYx969: AmiT87: yea he always said he was into punk music, basically because he was copying off his only friend CJ from our old school
StYx969: actually i thought you'd be up for some good Alan bashing
Diana172: yeah, I hate alan
StYx969: lol
StYx969: me too
StYx969: i freaked out at him once
StYx969: and told him i disliked him greatly
StYx969: cuz he did something
StYx969: because he was "being a fair and reasonable person"
Diana172: I used to flirt with him because it made him twitch
StYx969: AmiT87: he probably went off and cried
StYx969: ya
StYx969: probably
AmiT87: or stroked his cello or something
Diana172: oh yeah, he used to play the cello
StYx969: StYx969: did you guys ever do speeches
AmiT87: yea
StYx969: didn't you just want to shoot yourself in the face
StYx969: when he spoke
StYx969: StYx969: and bounce his head
AmiT87: haha
StYx969: and use words that aren't his
StYx969: but seriously
StYx969: AmiT87: more like his dad's secretary
Diana172: lol
StYx969: the intimate secrets of Alan...
StYx969: uh...Alan...Buttstinker
Diana172: shirtwasher
StYx969: AmiT87: well we were all pretty bad in those days...i had thought that with some people around him that would tell him to go to hell once in a while would do him some good
AmiT87: but obviously it hasnt
StYx969: nope
StYx969: he's a mighty big shithead
StYx969: ass blaster



Diana172: tom green should come to our town
StYx969: i'd think he'd hate me
StYx969: lol
Diana172: tom green?
StYx969: ya
Diana172: I'd give you ten bucks if you kissed tom green
StYx969: i'd probably kiss him for free
StYx969: just to say i did
StYx969: and then
StYx969: beat some kids up and say
StYx969: dude i beat up a guy
StYx969: wait
StYx969: dude i beat you up
StYx969: and i kissed a guy
Diana172: lol
StYx969: you pussy
StYx969: like the time i punched this kid
StYx969: when i had temporary tattoes on my ass
StYx969: dude you said ow when i punched you..and i've got a partly sunny tattoo on my ass
StYx969: you pussy





Diana172: thanks
StYx969: npb
StYx969: hahahaha
StYx969: no prob bob
Diana172: pretty hilarious
StYx969: not realyl
StYx969: but i thought so





Diana172: ohh, that's a kick in the face
Diana172: once you reach 115 pounds, your new BMI will be 20.9, still inside the normal range.

We regret, however, that we are not yet able to prescribe a diet plan that makes you put on weight.
StYx969: hmm
StYx969: chug some grease
StYx969: lol
StYx969: or like
StYx969: get a daily dose of...whipped cream and jsut sit around alot
Diana172: like my chocolate frosting diet, people thought that was a joke
Diana172: but no, I seriously ate frosting for a long time




RicoSteven: he pulls the same shit whenever it's a group of us...gang up on steve and rip on him
StYx969: what'd you do
StYx969: see
StYx969: and that's why i'm your best friend
StYx969: because
StYx969: i gang up and rip on you
StYx969: by myself




Diana172: yeah, and taco bell
Diana172: ohhhh taco bell
StYx969: man
StYx969: i love taco bell
Diana172: I love taco bell so much that I kept going back even though that creepy guy who hit on me worked there
Diana172: but then I think he was fired, because he wasn't around much anymore
Diana172: he knew my order by heart
Diana172: not like it's complicated, but still




StYx969: i hear this incessant clanking upstairs
StYx969: and i'm like
StYx969: what if it's a fuckin guy hcopping up my parents bones
StYx969: no..my silly imagination
StYx969: it's just the plates in the dishwasher




StYx969: that's goes the ...image of your curly hair is emblazoned in my memory
Diana172: ?
StYx969: nm
Diana172: was goes supposed to be because
Diana172: or is that just zach slang
StYx969: ya actually
StYx969: why'd i type goes
StYx969: jesus
Diana172: lol
StYx969: i'm a fuckin moron
StYx969: i type shit
StYx969: out of nowhere
StYx969: like
Diana172: and then you're all "nm diana, stupid bitch"
StYx969: i don't know how much i weigh
StYx969: i own a school




Diana172: watching the x files, eating a lollipop, and thinking about taco bell



StYx969: up until like
StYx969: right now..where this guy completely doesn't shoot Sammy L Jackson



StYx969: woah..i just shot Marvin in the face
StYx969: by accident
StYx969: lol
Diana172: ....?
StYx969: in the movie
Diana172: you're a character in the movie?
StYx969: no
StYx969: i was quoting
Diana172: then you quoted the movie
Diana172: oh
Diana172: ok
StYx969: without the quotes
StYx969: too lazy to hit shift
Diana172: you always have to include the quotes
Diana172: otherwise I'm just left here in the dark
Diana172: and crying
Diana172: rocking back and forth




Diana172: reading how to get a date with a vampire
StYx969: hmm
StYx969: lol
Diana172: good book, good book






Diana172: entertain me
StYx969: with what?
Diana172: your crazy antics




StYx969: this dynamite
StYx969: will..be in my here mouth
StYx969: and i'll light with this here match
StYx969: and then...boom...nothing happens
StYx969: cuz i'm amazing