"Hey, foxy lady... where were you during *blackout 2003*"--Dj
"uhm... pennsylvania"--Diana
*puts hand over mic* "...did you have power?"--Dj


"Don't put her on the floor! She'll get ringworm!"


"Dude, put the balloons under this thing....that way if they last long enough... the changing temperatures will cause them to sink and eventually float out and the people will wake up and be like 'wtf??' "--CDK