"...and there was survivor kurby which I asked you to be in but you wouldn't..."--Kate
"Woah, just throw that in my face"--Diana


"I saw alan today, he was walking past me at the tennis court"--Kate
"Did you say hi?"--Diana
"of course I said hi, he walked right past me"--Kate
"kate, never say hi"--Diana


Diana172: oh, kate asked me to help tour the freshmen
Diana172: poor little things
Diana172: so lost
StYx969: ahaha
StYx969: me and Dan Lantz are
Diana172: she said katie and laura will be there too
Diana172: I don't really know how much of a help I'll be
Diana172: I don't know where iss is
Diana172: I don't know anything about the shop rooms
Diana172: or any of the boys' bathrooms
StYx969: lol
Diana172: poor doomed freshmen
StYx969: heheh
Diana172: "uhm, I don't really know what that is... "
StYx969: lol
Diana172: "has that always been there?"


Diana172: I woke up at four, and realized I was wearing my makeup
StYx969: uh oh
Diana172: and then every hour on the hour elizabeth would come on my side of the bed
Diana172: and she hit me in the eye with her elbow
StYx969: why
Diana172: because she's a weird sleeper
Diana172: and plus it was freezing in the room and she was trying to steal my warmth in the middle of her sleep
Diana172: but no, I smacked her
Diana172: and rolled her
Diana172: lol



Diana172: oh man, it was the hotel where joey budafuco (sp?) and that highschool girl fucked
Diana172: no I was really messed up
Diana172: you can rent their room
Diana172: and be like... I slept in the bed where.... eww god
StYx969: lol
StYx969: bless you joey badufuco




Diana172: I'm looking at my yearbook from florida
Diana172: I had some crazy friends
Diana172: lol
StYx969: lol
Diana172: I cut out my picture a long time ago
Diana172: so now where it says my name, there's this hole that perfectly lines up with the black kid from my geography class




StYx969: he didn't get in trouble
Diana172: no way, it was gifted
Diana172: we were expressing ourselves




Diana172: I bought sweatpants
Diana172: they're muy comfortable
Diana172: *happy sigh*



StYx969: and i look up..and it was this girl..cept..she's scarier now
StYx969: and she smokes..
Diana172: eww
Diana172: did she remember you?
StYx969: ya
StYx969: cuz i was like
StYx969: this may seem very awkward
StYx969: but...
StYx969: do you play the french horn




Diana172: I'm watching that myth show on mtv
StYx969: anything about me on it lol
Diana172: why, what's the rumor about you?
StYx969: that i'm on fire...like..right now..i'm supposed to be on fire
StYx969: but my brother is asleep..he said he was gonn alight my arm on fire at 12
Diana172: they're talking about vampires
Diana172: which reminds me of my very special book ... how to get a date with a vampire
Diana172: for 33 cents



Diana172: especially if woj is going to schedule our practices on thursdays
Diana172: no because that sucks... that leaves me with like an hour and a half to get home, eat, and go to the next rehearsal
StYx969: arr
StYx969: kill them
StYx969: all
StYx969: i'll do it


StYx969: no seriously
StYx969: i'll fuckin' slash their throats



Diana172: well I have to think now that I know I'm being listened to
Diana172: lol
StYx969: not really
Diana172: well
Diana172: I have this a string
StYx969: hmm
Diana172: and it's been half broken for about four months now
Diana172: I'm so proud of it
Diana172: I call it trooper
Diana172: hey, dilbert!
StYx969: ?
Diana172: it's o
Diana172: n
StYx969: ohh
Diana172: but anyway, whenever trooper snaps, I'm going to frame him
StYx969: lol
Diana172: seriously, it's really bad
Diana172: and it's right where I have to bow where it's fraying
Diana172: so it sounds awful
Diana172: but he's hanging in there




StYx969: i cried
StYx969: and told him to die
StYx969: then called him a mother fucker
Diana172: lol
StYx969: despite the crying
StYx969: it was quite a rewarding experience
Diana172: crying from laughter?
StYx969: the only thing that would have been better
StYx969: was if he understood i was serious




LeonrdoLeonrdo: i love that cat seriously
StYx969: lol
StYx969: you..beastophile
StYx969: or should i say
StYx969: pet-o-phile
StYx969: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA GENIUS!




Diana172: oh nestea, you and I are going places
Diana172: well, you are anyway
StYx969: lol
Diana172: oh man, I kill myself



StYx969: unless you're some sort of freak who doesn't HAVE a stomach
StYx969: lol
Diana172: maybe I don't, I've never seen it
StYx969: lol
StYx969: ohh i wanna be all freaky and murder like
StYx969: well one day..my knife will
StYx969: muahahahaha
Diana172: if you can't see something, it clearly doesn't exist
StYx969: evilality
StYx969: that's ridiculous
StYx969: you don't see hair
StYx969: air too
Diana172: yes I do
StYx969: you see hair
StYx969: lol
Diana172: I see air
StYx969: no you don't
Diana172: it's just transparent
Diana172: unless I have an external stomach I don't know about
Diana172: I've never seen it
StYx969: lol like the external brain which is just a liver tied around Ratbert
Diana172: I don't have a liver either



StYx969: man you should go to *one* football game and sit right behind the band
Diana172: I'd rather not be downwind of the bandkids




StYx969: i sit at the top of the bleachers
Diana172: well then I'll just sit with you
Diana172: and poke you while you're trying to play
Diana172: and then you'll get really mad
Diana172: and move
Diana172: and then I'll be stuck with the smelly ones
StYx969: lol
StYx969: i've gots a solo this year
StYx969: and it sucks
StYx969: and i'll complain about it
StYx969: until the day i day
StYx969: and die



Diana172: then he'd be like "I don
Diana172: 't know who you are
Diana172: and you're scary
Diana172: and then he'll hang up
StYx969: and i'd pull out a tub
StYx969: and be like
StYx969: drown yourself
Diana172: lol
StYx969: and he'd be like
StYx969: ok
StYx969: and i'd say
Diana172: lol
StYx969: use Mr. Bubbles bitch





Diana172: you know what I love more
Diana172: dr katz
Diana172: good show
StYx969: !perplexed i
Diana172: good cancelled show that they never ever play anymore
StYx969: ya
Diana172: if I write them a letter, do you think they'll listen to me and play them
Diana172: and dedicate them to me
Diana172: and then write me a letter back
Diana172: and love me forever and ever and keep sending me letters
Diana172: and say hi, this is your letter, here is your crazy show you love
StYx969: no




Diana172: I'm full
Diana172: from drinking an iced tea
Diana172: which proves that I have no stomach





StYx969: then buy her a cap gun
StYx969: and write in the card
StYx969: "sorry i couldn't afford a real one for you to end your life with"







StYx969: or just give Barbie
StYx969: a head of a barbie doll
StYx969: with a note inside that says you





StYx969: man...when that started out
StYx969: it was all serious
StYx969: then i hit enter
StYx969: read it
Diana172: lol
StYx969: and nearly shit myself
Diana172: lol
StYx969: i was hearing climactic music in the back
StYx969: man
Diana172: lol
StYx969: did i feel like Humphrey Bogart or what




Diana172: they dragged me into the conga line
StYx969: lol
Diana172: it was madness
Diana172: that's why I kept leaving
Diana172: so I wouldn't get forced to do the electric slide



Diana172: but I did eat a lot of cheese and cookies
Diana172: hopefully I'll gain weight
Diana172: and then I'll frolic
Diana172: and be like
Diana172: yay
StYx969: l0ol
Diana172: I frolic all the time, now that I think about it
StYx969: awesome
Diana172: I frolicked into the elevator in heels
Diana172: that's talent
StYx969: ya it is
Diana172: and I made two jokes about tungsten
StYx969: mmm W
Diana172: lol
Diana172: they were good jokes, but I don't remember them
StYx969: lol
StYx969: good job





Diana172: and I was on the fourth floor and there was this guy leaning over the rail
Diana172: just standing there
Diana172: and I thought he was going to rape me
Diana172: so I followed the maid down the stairs
StYx969: lopl
Diana172: so
Diana172: wake up fishy, entertain me
Diana172: there he goes
StYx969: stop tapping the fucker's tank!





StYx969: maybe she ate it
Diana172: maybe
StYx969: but that doesn't change the fact
Diana172: it was an albino shark
Diana172: and they look like crab meat
StYx969: that because you're restless...you're taking it out on your fish!
StYx969: lol
Diana172: only with eyes and a tail
Diana172: no, this one was in elizabeth's tank
Diana172: but I do need a puppy
Diana172: they can take more than fish
Diana172: can't even pet your fish



Diana172: and if I'm not constantly eating
Diana172: my body eats itself
StYx969: hmm
StYx969: odd
Diana172: maybe it's because I'm so brilliant, it takes a lot to make my brain function
StYx969: :-)
Diana172: or maybe it's because my parents decided that their kids would have weight problems and it'd be funny to reproduce





Diana172: hey the x files
Diana172: it's x filearific
Diana172: x filealicioso
Diana172: x fileamente
Diana172: lol
Diana172: ok, I'm done




Diana172: you know what I want
Diana172: clean strings
StYx969: mmm
Diana172: they're all rosinated
Diana172: and I try to take it off
Diana172: but I don't want to hurt trooper
StYx969: poor trooper
Diana172: yeah, but he's holding on
Diana172: oh little trooper
Diana172: how long you'll last I'll never know
StYx969: lol
Diana172: I do know that you're super
Diana172: oh bunnies I dropped my bow
Diana172: wow, that's deep
StYx969: ?
Diana172: I've been dropping my bow a lot lately
Diana172: my song
Diana172: it's fabulous
Diana172: I go to turn the page and my bow goes flying
Diana172: I could be in the middle of playing and i just drop it
StYx969: hmm
StYx969: maybe you weren't meant to play that song
Diana172: but I loves that song
Diana172: I'm humming it now
Diana172: hmm hmm hmm
StYx969: maybe he doesn't though..silly God
StYx969: you and your mysterious ways
Diana172: well god can just come down here and explain to me why he can't give me another sign
Diana172: because this one is damaging my bow




StYx969: don't ask for that
Diana172: god?
StYx969: for another sign
StYx969: sure it may seem like a great idea
StYx969: but
StYx969: he may just break Trooper
Diana172: !'
Diana172: not trooper
Diana172: you're a cruel god




StYx969: come up to you..puts a knife to your throat
Diana172: ?
StYx969: and says "can you play this song?" and you say
StYx969: no because Trooper is snapped
StYx969: and then he'll say
StYx969: good
Diana172: lol
StYx969: i hate that fuckin' song
StYx969: and he'll leave you alone
Diana172: it's an etude
Diana172: in my lesson book
StYx969: that..is why God..is so mysterious
Diana172: lol
Diana172: well you can have him, he's ruining my bow




Diana172: swim fishy swim
Diana172: I need a real pet
Diana172: how stimulating is a fish, really
Diana172: I might as well make myself a sock puppet
Diana172: ....ohh
Diana172: sock puppet
Diana172: yay!
StYx969: ...
Diana172: now I need a sock



Diana172: a sock puppet to talk to
Diana172: and since I'm animating it...and let's just face it, I'm hilarious... it'll be great
Diana172: lol
StYx969: lol
Diana172: k
Diana172: which is crazier
Diana172: just talking to yourself
Diana172: or talking to a sockpuppet




Diana172: but what if you're not around
StYx969: see i dunno
StYx969: i'm me
StYx969: so i'm always around..me..i think...
Diana172: hmm
Diana172: I'll just record everything I say
Diana172: and send you the tapes
Diana172: or I could sell them
Diana172: on the black market
Diana172: because that seems like a black market item to me




Diana172: oh bunnies
Diana172: I'm talking to myself

StYx969: it's the one we watched with Griff dog


Diana172: you could just get plugs
Diana172: and then I could call you pluggy


StYx969: now he's chasing after Tybalt
StYx969: run shithead run



Diana172: it's horrible
Diana172: he's all, I have a funny head
Diana172: and you humans don't even look like humans
Diana172: you crazy mutants
Diana172: with squiggily lines for hair
StYx969: lol
StYx969: i hate it when cartoons know they are cartoons




Diana172: you know what's scary
Diana172: palmetto bugs
StYx969: hmm
Diana172: they freak me out
StYx969: stiletto knives are scary too




Diana172: oh duckman
Diana172: you're so crazy
Diana172: dance duckman dance
Diana172: hey, he's naked




Diana172: I want to go to court
Diana172: and be a witness
StYx969: ...i'll sue you
Diana172: and wear a straight jacket
StYx969: oh ok




Diana172: lol, why is diana wearing a straight jacket?
Diana172: it's always been my dream
StYx969: lol
Diana172: to be a crazy person in the court room
Diana172: well
Diana172: you know... since about five minutes ago
Diana172: but I think it's a pretty good dream
StYx969: lol
StYx969: indeed it is



Diana172: and then I'll make crazy little noises during my questioning
Diana172: "well beeeeeeeeeeeep I'm not sure whether blafrvernuck..."
StYx969: lol
StYx969: indeed
StYx969: and i'd be in awe


Diana172: and I'll twitch my eyes and stuff
Diana172: all threateny