"Abe Lincoln + Helen's arms around Irv = fun"--Diana (on Dan's nb)


LuvSein: me and diana. always in love.



"Shut up..... I love you"--Diana (on alan's nb)



"so I hand her my concealed weapons permit and she says '*Well* you didn't have to give me *that* one' and I said 'well you didn't have to card me'"--My dad


Diana172: crying it is
LuvSein: are you?
Diana172: on the inside, on the inside




Diana172: I have some hicks on my dad's side
LuvSein: oooh cool. with suspenders?




Diana172: the rest of the hicks are fat and smell really bad
Diana172: with southern accents and a hate for all things clean


LuvSein: southern accents?! awesome!
Diana172: I guess
Diana172: poor dental hygiene... just plain poor hygiene






Diana172: yeah but there's really hick parts of florida that the tourists never see
Diana172: we call it northport
Diana172: ironic, yes




Diana172: death to the northerners who can't drive and sneeze without covering their mouths
LuvSein: eeew dirty northerners




LuvSein: good old pa. no tourists baby




Diana172: how much lead or asbestos would I have to consume to get out of gym for some neurological disorder?
LuvSein: a lot love a lot. teh pregnant girls still there






Diana172: oh crap
Diana172: I can't even get pregnant to get out of gym
Diana172: that was the backup plan
LuvSein: sorry hon, whos was the backup dad?
Diana172: you don't need a dad
Diana172: there's banks or large pillows for that





LuvSein: and teh pillows would fall out when youd run. theyd be like, howd you get 6 months pregnant in a week?
Diana172: lol
Diana172: it's my alien baby




LuvSein: mrs mattes would love that one.
Diana172: telling her I have an alien baby?




Diana172: oh, you guys were going to get me a tape recorder for my birthday
Diana172: mostly because you all say funny things and my memory sucks/ I don't really pay attention so I can't put them on the blog




Diana172: oh kate, how cute are you
Diana172: seriously
LuvSein: not cute
Diana172: waa
Diana172: kate, you're adorable
LuvSein: mmm not so adorable. youre pretty bloody cute ho
Diana172: lol
LuvSein: pretty CRAZY cute
Diana172: nah, just crazy
LuvSein: mmm no crazy levels of cuteness
Diana172: lol
Diana172: cute levels of craziness
LuvSein: nah. can we trade apperances please
Diana172: sure thing, kate
Diana172: I'd love to not have to wear ten gallons of makeup




LuvSein: my doctor commented on how much makeup i wear!
Diana172: wa?
LuvSein: yeah! he said "youre wearing more makeup. do you have acne medicine?" and i said yed, and he said "well then i geuss youd better use it. big differnce between having it and using it."
LuvSein: true story true story





LuvSein: please. trust me. youve just never seen me wo makeup
Diana172: ok fine
Diana172: we'll have a lets-just-see-who-looks-worse-wo-makeup party
LuvSein: mm where will this party take place
Diana172: somewhere where no one else will see us


Diana172: only two people in the school have seen me without makeup
LuvSein: my parents will come downstair one night and we'll be comparing faces



Diana172: if I get a modeling contract, i'll give you $100 and a ride in my limo
Diana172: lol
LuvSein: $100!
LuvSein: im rich!
LuvSein: and famous by relation!




Diana172: I'll introduce you to my fellow modeling cronies
LuvSein: sweet. male cronies please




Diana172: when I went to blockbuster all the lights were out
Diana172: it was more comfortable, I thought
Diana172: so much pressure when all the lights are on
Diana172: this way it was much more intimate
StYx969: well hello there Little Mermaid
StYx969: how you doin'





Diana172: but seriously, he even followed me to the bathroom because he thought I was going for the door
StYx969: awww
Diana172: aww, 20 year old waiter guy, aww




Diana172: he just yelled at me and told me that I should change my string
Diana172: and I said no, and I told him about how I love that string
Diana172: and he looked at me like i was nuts
Diana172: so I gave him my spare
Diana172: I'm not nuts though, he's such a trooper
Diana172: or he was :-(
Diana172: lol
StYx969: ya
Diana172: I think he thinks I'm crazy
Diana172: but I think he's crazy too
Diana172: oh trooper, I cry for you




Diana172: so what did you do today?
StYx969: well
StYx969: clean me some room
StYx969: and then...watched me some Ted Bundy
StYx969: then some Family Guy at Kate's
Diana172: nice
StYx969: and then some Sheetz
Diana172: ooo, it goes on
Diana172: look who has a life and stuff




Diana172: guess what my vampire name is
Diana172: guess dammit
StYx969: Lestat?
Diana172: no
Diana172: yekith
Diana172: apparently I'm a guy

Diana172: I am pretty manly, what can I say
Diana172: I have superior strength, I'm attracted to women, and I know everything there is to know about cars
StYx969: lol
StYx969: well i'm 2 out of those 3
StYx969: lol
Diana172: strength and cars?




StYx969: oh funny
StYx969: but yes...

StYx969: just kidding



Diana172: what would you do if every guy in the school was gay except for you
Diana172: and they all would eye you in the halls
StYx969: well
StYx969: i would just kinda
StYx969: ignore it
StYx969: or try to
StYx969: by 10th grade i would have gone insane and ended my life
StYx969: or just transferred
Diana172: lol
Diana172: but you'd be the only available guy in the school
Diana172: you'd be our god
Diana172: we'd make little flags with your face on them




StYx969: woau
Diana172: ?
StYx969: woau woau woau cool noise with crazy reggae music in the back
Diana172: ...
Diana172: you're so crazy
StYx969: bumped qoau
StYx969: even crazier
Diana172: make it stop
StYx969: i make good typose
StYx969: typose...see





Diana172: ...and that's related how
StYx969: well
StYx969: bad movies
StYx969: bad pornos




Diana172: don't you read the paper?
Diana172: or watch the news
Diana172: or go outside

StYx969: i go outside more than you
Diana172: yeah but I'm cute



Diana172: I want a british teacher
StYx969: lol
Diana172: I would definitely stay awake in that class