"Dan Engle?"--substitute (taking roll)
"JEWISH"--Tim



"Oh you went to see hamlet?"--Mr. Jones


"Oh yeah! I payed attention to that part..."--Diana


"I had to move my feet for hamlet to get through.."--Diana
"Yeah I almost got hit by a sword"--Helen


"You thought horatio was hot??"--Helen
"Hel-lo horatio"--Diana



"What the hell is that?"--Helen
"IT's MY CHOCULATOR!!"--Diana


"it's a calculator shaped like a bar of chocolate, only don't smell it ... they tried to scent it but it just came out smelling like chocolately burney plastic"--Diana
"eww, it does"--Helen


"I seriously love this word. I'm going to use it all the time... 'well... according to my choculations..'"--Diana


"I almost got hit by a sword"--Helen about hamlet

"lol, me too"--Diana
"how about those torches and they were actually lit?"--Diana
"We're trying to listen to the NEWS"--Mr. Jones




"I want to have a baby just so I can bring it into school"



"are you sure that's what would happen? What if I drive my car at 100m/s into a--"--Russ
"NO RUSS!!!!"--Mrs. M