foto59: hotchacha




***Noah's Section***

ezikielbpenguin: so...there needs to be more of me in the blog...like noah all the time...
Diana172: then you need to funny it up a bit, noah
ezikielbpenguin: oh...ive funnied it up quite enough dearie...but im on hiatus...now you need to set me up so i can shine...its like...funnies block or something...



Diana172: ok then let's say you're in the jungle and you have to kill either me or the guide, knowing that you and I could probably make it back to shelter just fine... only it would take another hour... which one would you kill
ezikielbpenguin: the guide...because you and i together with our sadistic ways could have a lot of fun torturing the poor man...wow...i can just imagine...
Diana172: good answer



Diana172: write me a theme song
ezikielbpenguin: diana...i just killed a girl named diana...and suddenly that name...seems so much better now to me...diana...i killed her in louisiana...and suddenly my smile's a sight to see...diana!




ezikielbpenguin: its hard because your name has 3 syllables
Diana172: what did you just say about my name?
ezikielbpenguin: i said you a ho bag
Diana172: ok, just making sure



Diana172: oh how I love noah
he wears a feather boa
and I know that noah
is not a protozoa
oh noah
take me to western samoa


ezikielbpenguin: haha...you forgot: he is such a ho-a



Diana172: noah... your name rhymes with nothing
Diana172: just boa and samoa
Diana172: in my vocabulary anyway



ezikielbpenguin: shennandoah
Diana172: oo, good one
ezikielbpenguin: sherohna
Diana172: it's oah, not ona
ezikielbpenguin: shush up you
ezikielbpenguin: lol
Diana172: face it, your name only rhymes with boa, samoa, and protozoa


ezikielbpenguin: oh well...noah reese...do my full name

Diana172: I talk to noah
his last name is reese
his first name rhymes with boa
his last obese
ezikielbpenguin: thanks...
Diana172: it was that or grease
Diana172: oo, or priest
Diana172: priest is better


ezikielbpenguin: i talk to diana...
her last name perkins...
her first name rhymes with louisiana...
her last names a shmuk...



Diana172: noah's last name is reese
though I wish it were denise
noah rapes priests
because he likes police

ezikielbpenguin: diana is a whore...
who's bad right to the core...
her only goal's to score...
before she's twenty-four...


ezikielbpenguin: but diana has cried...
who to screw i cant decide...
ezikielbpenguin: the end



Diana172: you're the whore, noah reese!
ezikielbpenguin: oh yeah baby...bring it on...uh huh



***/noah's section***


foto59: what makes your blog so much more amazing than anyone elses blog?
Diana172: it's mine
Diana172: thats how



Diana172: well I love you
foto59: you do?
Diana172: don't I?
foto59: how could you not?
Diana172: was that a question?
foto59: so you dont love me then?
Diana172: when did I say that?
foto59: youre asking me?
Diana172: are you trying to make me cry?
foto59: who me?
Diana172: why don't you love me anymore?
foto59: did i imply that?
Diana172: when didn't you?
foto59: damn blog isnt helping
Diana172: lol
Diana172: oh... you LOSE



StYx969: mm turkey and cheese is not in my hand
Diana172: nor should it be
StYx969: way to greasy this time of night
StYx969: hey shobert give me back my phone