****Freshmen orientation of FUN******

"ultimate Katie rage"--Diana
"You'll die, ZACH"--Katie

"Some of the kids will be bigger than you are and yes,... they might stare at you for more than three seconds"--Irv


"Scared off already?"--Kurt


"Ask yourselves.... what were you like when you were freshmen?"--Irv
"cynical........ check"--Diana
"sarcastic... check check"--Helen



"and they will relish the.."--Irv
"mmm, relish"--Diana



"How does a light bright pen work?!?"--Kate
"...flashlights and black paper confuse me"--Diana

"365? That's a good house number"--Diana
"What? Why? What are you talking about?"--Kate
"...365, like the number of days in a year"--Diana
"Listen, when I have to think of how many days are in a year, I just think of Alice in Wonderland.... if I have 364 unbirthdays.... plus one real birthday.."--Kate


"Sweeten? Scranton?"--Kate
"Cretin?"--Diana
"I wish"--Kate



"We'll all four be in a group... we'll force them to let us"--Diana
"Who'se gonna stop us?"--Katie
"Whaddaya gonna do, student council? Whaddaya.... gonna... do?"--Helen

"section 915?--KKK.............. L?"--Student council girl



"oohh, look at Dan's hair! it's so fancy!"--Diana
"man, maybe it's because I took a shower this morning"--Dan


"oh, the freshmen are going to love us"--Helen


"You know what I miss doing?..... KAAATTEE MAAATTERN"--Dan

***/freshmen orientation***