Diana172: playin speed bingo
PurpleHelKat: lol
Diana172: like an old lady... on crack!
PurpleHelKat: with old people on crack?
Diana172: hahaha
Diana172: weeird
PurpleHelKat: oh my god
PurpleHelKat: sometimes i wonder about us

*said at exactly the same time

PurpleHelKat: antibiotics are bad
PurpleHelKat: only wussies go on antibiotics



Diana172: it's been about a month since he's had a good away message
PurpleHelKat: this is true
Diana172: plus the whole other woman thing
PurpleHelKat: i think the away message thing is worse


Diana172: he's lost his wit
PurpleHelKat: i mean...come on. Try a *little*
PurpleHelKat: it's the girl


Diana172: at least before I could kill her or something and wait for him to finish mourning
Diana172: but now that she's sucked his personality dry
Diana172: there's nothing I can do
PurpleHelKat: lol

Diana172: farewell, my love, I shall remember you as you were
PurpleHelKat: *sigh*


Diana172: I know I'm not supposed to let my feelings linger, but waht the hell was he thinking ... "shoppin"
PurpleHelKat: ahahahahahahahahahaaha
Diana172: shoppin? shoppin? I'll show you shoppin
Diana172: I will find this "katy" and she will die



Diana172: oh funny dane quote
Diana172: (about how I was talking for so long)
Diana172: "yeah you and I used to do that too, we'd talk for hours. it'd be introductory stuff so that each could get to know the other and use that information against them"
Diana172: and it was true and there was much laughter



PurpleHelKat: oh my god
Diana172: lol
PurpleHelKat: that's *awesome*
Diana172: lol
PurpleHelKat: who are you two like?
PurpleHelKat: i need to think of a good comparison
Diana172: personally, I think of us as an old married couple who don't believe in divorce




Diana172: man, remember that really good similie I wrote one time
Diana172: about reading my paper
Diana172: I wish I was clever like that all the time
Diana172: just real witty 24/7
Diana172: people would gather around me to hear my spoken gems
PurpleHelKat: ........
PurpleHelKat: no what the hell are you talking about






Diana172: ok it wasn't so clever
Diana172: but it was funny at the moment
Diana172: and that's what I want to be
Diana172: funny at the moment



Diana172: happy valentines day, punk *shove*
PurpleHelKat: lol
PurpleHelKat: oh don't let me eat candy!!!!!




Diana172: does that mean I can't eat it in front of you?
Diana172: because that's not a possibility
PurpleHelKat: no go ahead
PurpleHelKat: i'll bring some fruit
PurpleHelKat: and some salty snacks
PurpleHelKat: as i don't consider them sweets



Diana172: I'm just going to eat strawberry pie, that's a fruit!
Diana172: http://www.clearfour.com/condiment/snp.html
PurpleHelKat: you're a weird one diana
Diana172: lol
PurpleHelKat: and clearly any sort of pie-ified item is a sweet