"Diana, would you be a love and… oh *dammit*"-Helen

"I didn't even bring my regionals music because Woj is making me babysit the second violins."-Helen

"Dare to keep kids off drugs"-Diana
"What? Oh, I thought you said dirty kids do drugs"-Frank

"That's how he wakes up in the morning.."-Mr. Faust
"I'M ALIVE!"-Frank

"There's gonna come one day when you wake up and you're dead."-Mr. Faust

"Make sure the outlet works, lick your finger and touch it."-Mr. Faust

"Quote me as punching myself"-Kurt

"Quote me as saying 'Quote me" "-Kurt

"Mint me"-Kurt
"But.. I'm quoting you…"-Diana
"Mint me first"-Kurt

"Quote me as saying 'that's going in the quote book' "-Kurt

"You're never walking around looking for poo… someone is bound to step in it."-Randy

"Here's how to remember the battle of Verdun… Verdun rhymes with Merlun which sounds like Merlin which is like Gandalf who said 'You shall not pass' "-Helen
"Or you could just remember Verdun-'you shall not pass' "-Diana

"If you were 6' 5" and 250 pounds-" -Mike
"IT'S SNOWING!"-Frank (very loudly, lol)

"Oh, Mr. Faust must have a *special* class"-Mr. Faust imitating what the other teachers must be saying about us.

"Poland was right, so Kurt sucks"-Mike

"Nazi traitors.."-Mr. Faust
"..I like lunch"-Doug
"Yeah I wish I was in lunch now"-Frank

"Assume the position"-Mrs. Wills
"Come on, fire drill, don't fail me now"-Frank

"It's a baby scantron"-Diana
"Aww, it hasn't grown into the full 50 questions."-Zach

"Hey, look a creepy dog! Hello creepy dog!"-Helen
*dog barks*
"…oh my god I can *communicate*!"-Helen

"Hey, you can order one with Gimli!"-Helen (about the class rings)

"The WV rats…"-Diana

"You know, you can just order one that says honors without actually being in honors"-Diana
"Let's be football players!"
"ok!"