"Steve, I'm going to have to call this off... I mean... it's not you.... it's them."--Kate

"I mean, I'd like to be friends with myself, because ... let's just face it... I'm hilarious"--Diana
"Clearly"--Kate

"She's not smart, pretty, funny or even nice, ... and she sucks at the violin... she's crap"--Diana
"Oh my god, that's the meanest thing you've ever said"--Kate

"So I got you into the cheap stuff and now you're hooked on crack"--My dad (about art supplies)

"Your roommate sounds... great"--Diana
"She's australian"--Kate