AlienQ7: ok new plan
AlienQ7: starting right now, i'm not going to shave
AlienQ7: and then, saturday morning at rehearsal
AlienQ7: i break out a razor
AlienQ7: and shave my unibrow



AlienQ7: and then my left leg, from one inch below the knee to 3 inches above the ankle
AlienQ7: plus my big toe on my third foot
AlienQ7: that's the tentative plan
AlienQ7: keep it on the d/l



Diana172: yes?
AlienQ7: why the question mark?
AlienQ7: "yes" is not a full sentence, let alone question, correct?
Diana172: because you were being stupid
AlienQ7: oh
AlienQ7: i hate it when that happens
AlienQ7: sorry
Diana172: and it was a yes, but with a questiony sounding ending
Diana172: like yes... but what?



Diana172: then ask me for one on wednesday
AlienQ7: on wednesday you shall be asked, then flasked


AlienQ7: you'll be like i dream of jeanie
AlienQ7: only not a genie
AlienQ7: and i'm not in the air force
Diana172: damn
AlienQ7: and the bottle will be bigger


AlienQ7: and it won't be set in the 60s
AlienQ7: and there won't be theme music



AlienQ7: what if you met a whore who was dressed in a business suit
AlienQ7: she is, in fact, a prostitute
AlienQ7: is she still dressed "like a whore"?



Diana172: there was a prostitute on teh radio this morning
Diana172: on the way to school
AlienQ7: did you chase her out of the house
Diana172: an interview with a prostitute
AlienQ7: shit! on the bus?
Diana172: on the radio, dale
AlienQ7: the radio in the bus?
Diana172: yes
Diana172: she's very tiny



AlienQ7: ok, now i'm thinking you're lying
Diana172: I'm not lying
Diana172: she's really h ot
AlienQ7: ok, the space in the word "hot," there, definitely tips it off
Diana172: with a lower case h and a space



AlienQ7: give it up
Diana172: and then ... an ot



AlienQ7: let's play 20 questions
AlienQ7: i'm thinking of something
AlienQ7: so ask me about what i'm thinking of
Diana172: a prostitute
Diana172: duhh
AlienQ7: nope, 19
Diana172: dammit
AlienQ7: (try person place, thing)
Diana172: a prostitute is a thing!



Diana172: how about .... districts?
AlienQ7: no, 18
Diana172: me in a giant bottle?
AlienQ7: no, 17
Diana172: just the giant bottle?
AlienQ7: ask me if i'm a place
AlienQ7: no, 16
Diana172: sigh
Diana172: are you a place



Diana172: are you a place Diana has heard of?
AlienQ7: perhaps, 13
Diana172: you can't say perhaps
Diana172: I demand my question back



Diana172: brazil?
AlienQ7: ask me if i'm even a country
Diana172: what the hell is in south america that isn't a country
AlienQ7: ummm, a city
AlienQ7: and cocaine
Diana172: lol
AlienQ7: but i'm a place, remember?
AlienQ7: 9 left, better make them good
Diana172: cocaine is a place




Diana172: leave it to dale to pick a city in brazil that probably has a population of seven
AlienQ7: there's definitely more than 7




AlienQ7: the correct answer was tocantinopolis
Diana172: please
Diana172: I stomp on your seven populated funny named city
AlienQ7: i'm on the tocantins river, i mean, how much more obvious could it be?




Diana172: are you a city that sucks ass?
AlienQ7: you've run out of questions
AlienQ7: sorry
Diana172: I already knew the answer




AlienQ7: then why ask?
AlienQ7: that's like saying "are you roy disney?" "yes" "are you a person?"



Diana172: south america is going to kick your ass
AlienQ7: it'll have to catch me first




Diana172: what would you do if at the concert, seven guys from brazil picked me up
AlienQ7: i would ask them how much cocaine they've been sniffing


AlienQ7: and then i'd ask them for $17
AlienQ7: just in case



Diana172: hey now, not all of my stalkers are on cocaine
Diana172: they're not from columbia
Diana172: brazil
Diana172: they have brazilian class
AlienQ7: class? is that a new slang for coke?
Diana172: yes




AlienQ7: what'd she say? "poop!"?
Diana172: she said thanks



AlienQ7: my hair is long enough for me to gel it down in front of my eye like an eyepatch

Diana172: my hair is long enough to form into a pillow for anytime comfort and support



AlienQ7: pffffh, my hair keeps me company in times of trouble



Diana172: my hair is loved by all and keeps my ears from falling off




AlienQ7: i hide forks in my hair in case i ever get stranded on a dessert island and have no utensils to eat them with



Diana172: I used my hair to save someone drowning in the river



AlienQ7: i used my hair to suffocate my worst enemy




Diana172: I gelled my hair into one giant spike and was a cordless drill for halloween




AlienQ7: i used my hair to prevent a massive outbreak of rabies in children ages 3-2




Diana172: I donated some of my hair to cancer patients and the entire hospital had Diana wigs




AlienQ7: i donated my hair to science and they made several breakthroughs in the way rats tend to nest
AlienQ7: (coincidentally)





Diana172: I saw some lonely children on the side of the road one day and felt bad for them.. so I braided all of my hair into tiny braids and let them use me as a may pole



AlienQ7: i saw some bald children on the road one day and felt so bad for them that i gave them grass to replace their lack of follicles



Diana172: yeah, kids love the grass
Diana172: I mean, I do
AlienQ7: stonre
AlienQ7: *stone




AlienQ7: my hair keeps me warm though
AlienQ7: seriously
Diana172: yeah so does mine
Diana172: it's like permanent ear muffs and a scarf
Diana172: and a hat
AlienQ7: everyone's always cold and they're like "why don't you have a hat, you crazy mothafucka with lots of hair covering your head?" and then they stop and go "oooohhhhh......."
Diana172: lol, who at sem calls you a "crazy mothafucka"



AlienQ7: mostly everyone
AlienQ7: except for crazy timmy
AlienQ7: but he's a deaf mute
AlienQ7: sometimes i give him grass and airplane glue to replace his baldness
AlienQ7: he gets really happy, and stays that way for days
Diana172: he's a bald deaf mute? he must be one with the ladies
AlienQ7: yeah, but it takes a long time to blow them up usually
Diana172: please, I'd date a bald deaf mute
Diana172: in fact
Diana172: I'd only date bald deaf mutes
AlienQ7: what?
AlienQ7: i can't hear you
Diana172: minus the... bald deaf mute part




Diana172: what would you do if I joined the circus
AlienQ7: i would probably go to see it when it's in town
AlienQ7: but i do that anyway
Diana172: would you give me roses?
Diana172: cirus themed roses?
AlienQ7: probably not, you circus freak



AlienQ7: what would you do in the circus? just be short?


Diana172: something with fire so then i could make you bald



AlienQ7: oh, fuck the school system, she can tell them it's naturally purple
AlienQ7: ......she grew up near a nuclear power plant that was later shut down for indecent disposal of wastes
Diana172: it could be true, I mean she lived in europe
AlienQ7: deremer will be like ".....wha? dont let it happen again, young lady."
Diana172: what are they going to do? learn german and call?



AlienQ7: but then again, i'd forgotten you have a boyfriend who's gay
AlienQ7: er, gray
AlienQ7: er, gary
AlienQ7: er, glay



Diana172: I went out with pat callahan
Diana172: def gay
AlienQ7: most def



AlienQ7: i think you should have sex with him and accidentally choke him to death




AlienQ7: i mean if i'm going to type "stewardesses" i'm going to use both hands, it's more efficient



AlienQ7: see, if i were him, i would look on the bright side
AlienQ7: was it daytime?



AlienQ7: no, seriously, we watched road trip and there were loads of naked ladies
Diana172: ew
AlienQ7: and the whole time his dad was sitting there
Diana172: lol
AlienQ7: and matt niznik was there
Diana172: aww matt
AlienQ7: i think he closed his eyes, actually
AlienQ7: and i'm not even joking



Tetsuo Rising: I hate the keebler elves
Tetsuo Rising: Bastard cookie-men.