"Do you have an Alan wrench?"--Some teacher
"I have an Alan"--Klem


"So when I was at Science Olympiad and these kids picked me up and put me in this fake guillotine and dropped this heavy blade on me--and I was scared-- and ended up bruising my chest, is that aggravated assault?"--Dane
"...No, that's just funny"--Klem


"Dianaaa, quoteblog!"--Katie (just after last quote was said)



"Jen, I'll give you a bicentennial quarter if you ask Mr. Novrocki which hobbit he would marry... and I'll give you another if he answers"--Diana


"no way, that is not worth a quarter"--Jen


"What? I'll do it... I'll ask Mr. Dereamer"--Cheri


"First, I need a teeth check...do I have anything in my teeth?"--Cheri


*cheri leaves*
*we see her talking to Dereamer*

"wow... he's giving her such an in-depth answer...'well, just based on looks alone...'"--Lindsay

"Of course, they're all too short for me"--Lindsay

"He's going to watch her when she leaves to see where she sits and then he's going ot see us.... laughing our asses off"--Lindsay


*Cheri comes back*

"So what did he say?"--Diana
"He said Sam"--Cheri
"YES!!"--Diana


"What did you say to him?"--Diana
"I said 'out of all of the Hobbits, which one do you like the best... you know-- to marry'"--Cheri


We went to Barnes and Noble and there were these calendars with deformed pigeons on them"--Helen
"Oh god, stop, it was so horrible"--Kate
"They had like buldging eyes and feathers on their feet"--Helen
"And one of them had a tumor on his neck"--Helen
"Hey!"--Dane (offended)