Guess what, kids? Diana cleaned her room and found some Trig quotes!


***Trig***

"Dane can do pull ups"--Helen
"I know, because he's so strong"--Diana
"And he's lightweight"--Helen
"I'm like titanium!"--Dane



"sign up for pit in the band room"--Dan
"What? I have to sign up?"--Diana
"I have to let whatever cellist sign up that wants to so I can pick you over them.... I have to be fair"--Dan



"Does Dan know the formulas?"--Helen
"Your mom knows the formulas... The formulas to my heart"--Dan




(Found poem found in my trig desk)

"A woman

has given

birth

to her own grandchildren

after

acting as a

surrogate mother

for

her daughter

who

could not become pregnant

they

emerged

yesterday"

--some kid named "mike molino"

"Kurt's cute when he's horrified"--Diana

"Kurt IS cute when he's horrified"--Helen

"Bruce Barton, the man nobody knows liked Jesus because he said he was the best advertising man of all times"--Our history notes
"I know that is in my handwriting... But... I don't know; just cross it out"--Mrs. Giza




"I used to work at DQ in like 1987"--Mr Novrocki
"Do you have a plaque on the wall?"--Matt




"Biscotti learned how to score"--Dan
"Who taught him?"--Diana
"Mr. Novrocki, apparently"--Dan




"Dan has a question"--Someone
*silence*
"Oh... DAN has a question... I thought you said Dane. I don't answer Dane anymore"--Novrocki



"I have a jewel song stuck in my head"--Helen
"You have a Jew song stuck in your head?"--Diana
"A JEWEL song"--Helen




"making Kate cry is fun"--Diana
"Kate, remember that Friendlys commercial? He just wanted to be like his dad"--Helen
*kate starts to cry*
"It was just so nice"--Kate



*Diana gets a good grade on her test*
"Do you want my test back?"--Diana
"Did you want to frame it?"--Novrocki



"Helen, what would you do if we were like 40 years old and had lost touch with each other, but we still had the same sns, and it turns out that we lived in the same building?"--Diana
"I think we would have noticed each other"--Helen
"we'd both be really unrecognizable.. I'd be tall and fat"--Diana
"And I'd be a midget"--Helen
"A bald midget"--Diana


(after the orchestra polished their instruments)
"I could smell the polish in the hallway... it was awful... though I'd like to thank period one for making period two high"--Mr. K



***Helen and Diana's Hussy fight***

"bitch"--Helen
"whore"--Diana
"slut"--Helen
"Skank"--Diana
"Philanderer"--Helen
"Prostitute"--Diana
"Woman from the red light district"--Helen
"Madame"--Diana
"Mistress"--Helen
"Kira"--Diana
"you can't use Kira!"--Helen
"Yes I can"--Diana
"Fine... hooker"--Helen
"Corner girl"--Diana
"lady of the night"--Helen
"Hussy"--Diana
"Homewrecker"--Helen
*High five*

*five minutes later*

"streetwalker"--Helen



*** Helen and Diana's paper fight***
"Helen smells "--Diana
*drawing of helen with stink rays*

"HelenDiana smells goofy"--Helen
*gives the helen drawing hair extensions*

*draws little people next to the drawing of her*
"armless bald people enjoying her scent"--Diana


"because they have no noses and don't know any better"--Helen
"but then, some nose people came (who know a good scent when they smell one) and applauded her sweet smell"--Diana
"little did they know, the sweet smell was POISON in disguise."--Helen
"So Diana went along, killing mythical creatures in her path when she realized that Helen was stalking her the whole time and it was really HER putrid scent"--Diana
"In fact, Helen was trying to slay the unholy smelling beast that was killing everything in its path. (it's also a notorious liar... it's still her smell)"--Helen
"When suddenly, a pack of bandies came to try to convince Helen to join their horribly smelly people club (they knew it was her smell)"--Diana
"Helen had picked up some of Diana's terrible, terrible smell by standing downwind while trying to slay her"--Helen
"That'll teach her"--Diana