PurpleHelKat: A little science humor:
Why was Heisenberg's wife unsatisfied?
When he had the time he didn't have the energy, and when he had the position, he didn't have the momentum.
Diana172: though he was a good man
PurpleHelKat: how so
Diana172: I don't know, the uncertainty principal
Diana172: quantum mechanics
PurpleHelKat: lol
Diana172: plus he was probably a really cool/rich scientist if he had a wifePurpleHelKat: well he didn't necessarily have a wife
Diana172: oh man
Diana172: poor heisenberg
PurpleHelKat: lol
PurpleHelKat: well there are jokes involving helen keller driving
Diana172: you know what's weird
PurpleHelKat: hmm?
Diana172: when you know something smells bad, but it's human nature to be curious
Diana172: and smell it anyway
PurpleHelKat: of course
Diana172: like I have this hair removal cream (from my I wonder what this stuff actually does days)
PurpleHelKat: lol
Diana172: it's actually horrible smelling
Diana172: and plus you have to leave it on for like 20 minutes
Diana172: so you're just sitting there in your bathroom suffocating
Diana172: and the other day I was like
Diana172: man
Diana172: I bet that memory was just me being dramatic
Diana172: let's give her a whif
PurpleHelKat: ahahahahaha
Diana172: it was horrible
PurpleHelKat: ahahahaha
PurpleHelKat: see i'm not really like that
PurpleHelKat: i'm like
PurpleHelKat: a five year old helen tastes bad cheese
PurpleHelKat: and never eats it again
PurpleHelKat: but i do smell my food before i eat it
PurpleHelKat: which makes me think, I'm assuming its going to smell bad
PurpleHelKat: but that's so i don't taste the bad
Diana172: I've decided that I have a kind of irrational fear
Diana172: or maybe it's rational, but at least it's a fear
Diana172: lol
Diana172: so this irrational fear of mine is killing spiders
Diana172: I want them to die
Diana172: but I'm very afraid of doing it
Diana172: because you don't know what's going to happen
Diana172: is it going to get back up?
Diana172: is it going to squirt?
PurpleHelKat: i'm terrified of killing spiders
Diana172: is it going to jump in your hair?
PurpleHelKat: i think they're going to jump at me in revenge
PurpleHelKat: as zombie spiders
Diana172: I can't believe that a spider could survive the mail system
Diana172: a spider!
Diana172: those things are fragile
PurpleHelKat: he wasn't even crushed
PurpleHelKat: amazing
Diana172: I can't even get computer parts undamaged
Diana172: did you know that at 67 cents per 9 ounce bag, you could buy 422 million conversation hearts for a million dollars?
Diana172: that's what I would do if I had two million dollars
Diana172: the first million is to build my lego kingdom
Diana172: then fill it with hearts
Diana172: and then be poor with nothing to eat but stale hearts
***Diana talks on and on about her Lego house***
PurpleHelKat: that's right
PurpleHelKat: excellent plan
PurpleHelKat: get to it
Diana172: first I need two million dollars
Diana172: also, the smell would be kind of unbearable
Diana172: how many legos could I buy for a million dollars
Diana172: let me see
PurpleHelKat: lol
Diana172: brb, I have to get my catalog
PurpleHelKat: ahahahahaha
Diana172: ok catalog in hand
Diana172: clearly I want to go for largest volume with smallest price
Diana172: ok classic 2 x4 bricks are 6.99 for 50 pieces
Diana172: so one million, divided by 6.99
PurpleHelKat: not bad, not bad
Diana172: times 50
Diana172: equals 7153075.823
PurpleHelKat: that seems like a fair amount
Diana172: we'll round down because the lego company wont send me .823 of a lego
Diana172: nor am I willing to pay any more than a million dollars
Diana172: ok so now I have the same problem of how large is a lego
Diana172: also, I need to take into account the connecting of the legos
Diana172: which decreases volume
Diana172: or I could just duct tape the walls together
PurpleHelKat: you might have a problem getting that many legos at once
Diana172: I dont think so, the lego company can totally handle it
PurpleHelKat: ...i muppose
Diana172: ok so I need enough legos to have at least one room and one lego bed
Diana172: I'll just take the roof off to get inside
Diana172: because asking the lego company to make a giant lego door is too much
PurpleHelKat: you could just build it inside an existing room
Diana172: noooooooooo
Diana172: no one will see my glory
Diana172: finding the dimensions of a lego is harder than you'd think
PurpleHelKat: you could make a cabin out of plexiglass
Diana172: without actually having some legos at my disposal
PurpleHelKat: and build inside that
Diana172: that would be intrusive
Diana172: oh
Diana172: I guess yeah
Diana172: but it'd be hot
Diana172: what with the greenhouse effect
Diana172: actually, that'd be awesome
Diana172: free heating!
PurpleHelKat: you are cold a lot
PurpleHelKat: oooo
PurpleHelKat: my plans are awesome
INTERESTING LEGO FACT: Six 2 X 4 LEGO bricks of the same color can be combined in 102,981,500 different ways.
Diana172: imagine how many ways 7153075.823 legos could be combined!
Diana172: let's start out making one square wall, slightly taller than me
Diana172: I am approximately 1584.96 millimeters
Diana172: 165.1 legos tall
Diana172: 49 legos wide
Diana172: so 165.1times 49
Diana172: 8177.403
Diana172: legos per wall
Diana172: times four walls
Diana172: oh but the connecting
Diana172: BAH
PurpleHelKat: lollll
Diana172: ok for estimation's sake
Diana172: we're going to forget that you lose volume when you connect them
Diana172: and I'll just hunch as I go in
Diana172: ok so 8177.403 times four
Diana172: 32709.612 legos
Diana172: without a roof
Diana172: because I'm connecting them by halves and there's two halves for both the length and width
Diana172: sooooooooooooooooo
PurpleHelKat: but you'd have to have two layers for the roof
Diana172: wait no that doesn't make sense
PurpleHelKat: to conect it together
Diana172: that would be a shit ass roof
Diana172: as it would be not the part that connects
Diana172: I'll just attach the extra ones on the end for a little decoration
Diana172: because hey, lego houses are fancy
PurpleHelKat: true, true
Diana172: ok 99.06 legos (for the side that has the width running along the top of the roof)
PurpleHelKat: you're going to have to draw me a blue print for this
Diana172: oh wait, plus two because it would cave in on me
Diana172: haha
Diana172: ok 101.6 legos
Diana172: with the reinforcers, it comes to 10415.2436
Diana172: wow i'm done!
PurpleHelKat: yay!
Diana172: now to total the legos
Diana172: 43124.8556 legos
PurpleHelKat: that's going to be pricey, lol
Diana172: clearly falls short of my 7153075.823
Diana172: I could build a kitchen!
Diana172: I think they should make a crap load of tiny legos that are proportional to a doll-sized me
Diana172: that way, this would be a lot easier
Diana172: but I'd have to use tweezers
(about lego sculptors)
PurpleHelKat: how fun would it be to watch them?
PurpleHelKat: and throw rocks
Diana172: I'm hoping that when the lego company finds out about my lego kingdom, they'll give me some free legos
PurpleHelKat: lol
Diana172: and then I could build a pool house
Diana172: free pool house!
Diana172: also, I'd request more fashionable lego colors
PurpleHelKat: oooo
PurpleHelKat: like hot pink
Diana172: or I could wallpaper my house, I guess
Diana172: many things will threaten my lego kingdom... prowlers, hurricanes, someone who pokes it
Diana172: but sometimes legos are really strong
Diana172: like when i was little
Diana172: there was always at least one pair of legos permanently attached to each other
Diana172: they're seamless! you just can't get them apart
PurpleHelKat: i hated it when that happend!!!!!!
Diana172: lol
PurpleHelKat: and you like break your nails
Diana172: and bite it
PurpleHelKat: and just tug and tug
Diana172: man, I'm totally rockin the lego world with my first million dollars
Diana172: also, with the invention of spray paint for plastic, I think it will be charming
PurpleHelKat: legos don't do circles
Diana172: because you'd have to attach them all cockeyed
Diana172: you could though, given the right assortment
Diana172: it wouldn't be perfect, and you'd probably need to saran wrap it from the inside
Diana172: some sort of weather proofing
PurpleHelKat: i don't think o
PurpleHelKat: so
PurpleHelKat: it would be very rickety
Diana172: yes very rickety indeed, but cool
Why was Heisenberg's wife unsatisfied?
When he had the time he didn't have the energy, and when he had the position, he didn't have the momentum.
Diana172: though he was a good man
PurpleHelKat: how so
Diana172: I don't know, the uncertainty principal
Diana172: quantum mechanics
PurpleHelKat: lol
Diana172: plus he was probably a really cool/rich scientist if he had a wifePurpleHelKat: well he didn't necessarily have a wife
Diana172: oh man
Diana172: poor heisenberg
PurpleHelKat: lol
PurpleHelKat: well there are jokes involving helen keller driving
Diana172: you know what's weird
PurpleHelKat: hmm?
Diana172: when you know something smells bad, but it's human nature to be curious
Diana172: and smell it anyway
PurpleHelKat: of course
Diana172: like I have this hair removal cream (from my I wonder what this stuff actually does days)
PurpleHelKat: lol
Diana172: it's actually horrible smelling
Diana172: and plus you have to leave it on for like 20 minutes
Diana172: so you're just sitting there in your bathroom suffocating
Diana172: and the other day I was like
Diana172: man
Diana172: I bet that memory was just me being dramatic
Diana172: let's give her a whif
PurpleHelKat: ahahahahaha
Diana172: it was horrible
PurpleHelKat: ahahahaha
PurpleHelKat: see i'm not really like that
PurpleHelKat: i'm like
PurpleHelKat: a five year old helen tastes bad cheese
PurpleHelKat: and never eats it again
PurpleHelKat: but i do smell my food before i eat it
PurpleHelKat: which makes me think, I'm assuming its going to smell bad
PurpleHelKat: but that's so i don't taste the bad
Diana172: I've decided that I have a kind of irrational fear
Diana172: or maybe it's rational, but at least it's a fear
Diana172: lol
Diana172: so this irrational fear of mine is killing spiders
Diana172: I want them to die
Diana172: but I'm very afraid of doing it
Diana172: because you don't know what's going to happen
Diana172: is it going to get back up?
Diana172: is it going to squirt?
PurpleHelKat: i'm terrified of killing spiders
Diana172: is it going to jump in your hair?
PurpleHelKat: i think they're going to jump at me in revenge
PurpleHelKat: as zombie spiders
Diana172: I can't believe that a spider could survive the mail system
Diana172: a spider!
Diana172: those things are fragile
PurpleHelKat: he wasn't even crushed
PurpleHelKat: amazing
Diana172: I can't even get computer parts undamaged
Diana172: did you know that at 67 cents per 9 ounce bag, you could buy 422 million conversation hearts for a million dollars?
Diana172: that's what I would do if I had two million dollars
Diana172: the first million is to build my lego kingdom
Diana172: then fill it with hearts
Diana172: and then be poor with nothing to eat but stale hearts
***Diana talks on and on about her Lego house***
PurpleHelKat: that's right
PurpleHelKat: excellent plan
PurpleHelKat: get to it
Diana172: first I need two million dollars
Diana172: also, the smell would be kind of unbearable
Diana172: how many legos could I buy for a million dollars
Diana172: let me see
PurpleHelKat: lol
Diana172: brb, I have to get my catalog
PurpleHelKat: ahahahahaha
Diana172: ok catalog in hand
Diana172: clearly I want to go for largest volume with smallest price
Diana172: ok classic 2 x4 bricks are 6.99 for 50 pieces
Diana172: so one million, divided by 6.99
PurpleHelKat: not bad, not bad
Diana172: times 50
Diana172: equals 7153075.823
PurpleHelKat: that seems like a fair amount
Diana172: we'll round down because the lego company wont send me .823 of a lego
Diana172: nor am I willing to pay any more than a million dollars
Diana172: ok so now I have the same problem of how large is a lego
Diana172: also, I need to take into account the connecting of the legos
Diana172: which decreases volume
Diana172: or I could just duct tape the walls together
PurpleHelKat: you might have a problem getting that many legos at once
Diana172: I dont think so, the lego company can totally handle it
PurpleHelKat: ...i muppose
Diana172: ok so I need enough legos to have at least one room and one lego bed
Diana172: I'll just take the roof off to get inside
Diana172: because asking the lego company to make a giant lego door is too much
PurpleHelKat: you could just build it inside an existing room
Diana172: noooooooooo
Diana172: no one will see my glory
Diana172: finding the dimensions of a lego is harder than you'd think
PurpleHelKat: you could make a cabin out of plexiglass
Diana172: without actually having some legos at my disposal
PurpleHelKat: and build inside that
Diana172: that would be intrusive
Diana172: oh
Diana172: I guess yeah
Diana172: but it'd be hot
Diana172: what with the greenhouse effect
Diana172: actually, that'd be awesome
Diana172: free heating!
PurpleHelKat: you are cold a lot
PurpleHelKat: oooo
PurpleHelKat: my plans are awesome
INTERESTING LEGO FACT: Six 2 X 4 LEGO bricks of the same color can be combined in 102,981,500 different ways.
Diana172: imagine how many ways 7153075.823 legos could be combined!
Diana172: let's start out making one square wall, slightly taller than me
Diana172: I am approximately 1584.96 millimeters
Diana172: 165.1 legos tall
Diana172: 49 legos wide
Diana172: so 165.1times 49
Diana172: 8177.403
Diana172: legos per wall
Diana172: times four walls
Diana172: oh but the connecting
Diana172: BAH
PurpleHelKat: lollll
Diana172: ok for estimation's sake
Diana172: we're going to forget that you lose volume when you connect them
Diana172: and I'll just hunch as I go in
Diana172: ok so 8177.403 times four
Diana172: 32709.612 legos
Diana172: without a roof
Diana172: because I'm connecting them by halves and there's two halves for both the length and width
Diana172: sooooooooooooooooo
PurpleHelKat: but you'd have to have two layers for the roof
Diana172: wait no that doesn't make sense
PurpleHelKat: to conect it together
Diana172: that would be a shit ass roof
Diana172: as it would be not the part that connects
Diana172: I'll just attach the extra ones on the end for a little decoration
Diana172: because hey, lego houses are fancy
PurpleHelKat: true, true
Diana172: ok 99.06 legos (for the side that has the width running along the top of the roof)
PurpleHelKat: you're going to have to draw me a blue print for this
Diana172: oh wait, plus two because it would cave in on me
Diana172: haha
Diana172: ok 101.6 legos
Diana172: with the reinforcers, it comes to 10415.2436
Diana172: wow i'm done!
PurpleHelKat: yay!
Diana172: now to total the legos
Diana172: 43124.8556 legos
PurpleHelKat: that's going to be pricey, lol
Diana172: clearly falls short of my 7153075.823
Diana172: I could build a kitchen!
Diana172: I think they should make a crap load of tiny legos that are proportional to a doll-sized me
Diana172: that way, this would be a lot easier
Diana172: but I'd have to use tweezers
(about lego sculptors)
PurpleHelKat: how fun would it be to watch them?
PurpleHelKat: and throw rocks
Diana172: I'm hoping that when the lego company finds out about my lego kingdom, they'll give me some free legos
PurpleHelKat: lol
Diana172: and then I could build a pool house
Diana172: free pool house!
Diana172: also, I'd request more fashionable lego colors
PurpleHelKat: oooo
PurpleHelKat: like hot pink
Diana172: or I could wallpaper my house, I guess
Diana172: many things will threaten my lego kingdom... prowlers, hurricanes, someone who pokes it
Diana172: but sometimes legos are really strong
Diana172: like when i was little
Diana172: there was always at least one pair of legos permanently attached to each other
Diana172: they're seamless! you just can't get them apart
PurpleHelKat: i hated it when that happend!!!!!!
Diana172: lol
PurpleHelKat: and you like break your nails
Diana172: and bite it
PurpleHelKat: and just tug and tug
Diana172: man, I'm totally rockin the lego world with my first million dollars
Diana172: also, with the invention of spray paint for plastic, I think it will be charming
PurpleHelKat: legos don't do circles
Diana172: because you'd have to attach them all cockeyed
Diana172: you could though, given the right assortment
Diana172: it wouldn't be perfect, and you'd probably need to saran wrap it from the inside
Diana172: some sort of weather proofing
PurpleHelKat: i don't think o
PurpleHelKat: so
PurpleHelKat: it would be very rickety
Diana172: yes very rickety indeed, but cool
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