PurpleHelKat: words are tiring
PurpleHelKat: it's like exercize for your brain
PurpleHelKat: and i don't think i can handle it



PurpleHelKat: oh, i also willed you all of my necklaces if i die
PurpleHelKat: and you outlive me by thirty days
Diana172: really? what do you want of mine?



PurpleHelKat: this is such a morbid process



Diana172: do you want my shitty violin?
PurpleHelKat: sure!
Diana172: sweetzies
PurpleHelKat: i'll hang it on my wall


PurpleHelKat: as a shrine
PurpleHelKat: or decorative art
Diana172: hang it on your wall because that's all it's good for
Diana172: looking like a violin



PurpleHelKat: or something that guests will comment on
Diana172: ah yes that's my dead friend's violin


Diana172: I can still hear the last song she played
Diana172: it haunts me in my dreams
PurpleHelKat: lol, sometimes you can hear it when the moon is full
PurpleHelKat: please ignore the ethereal music




Diana172: I need to make a list of things that actually belong to me and allot them appropriately to my friends
PurpleHelKat: yeah, i thought of stuff, lol
Diana172: let's see.. violin cello keyboard
PurpleHelKat: oh and you get my anime, if my sister dies, lol



Diana172: I think I'll give you "how to get a date with a vampire" just so mr klem reads that I own such a book

PurpleHelKat: okay!
Diana172: what else do I have that's funny
PurpleHelKat: could i have that anyway, is it good?
Diana172: haha, you can borrow it sure, I'll bring it tomorrow
Diana172: it's seriously about getting vampires to date you
Diana172: and what to do on a vampire date
PurpleHelKat: yes!!
Diana172: and it's pretty seriously written




Diana172: I request that my harry potter books be thrown into a pit of my friends for them to squabble after
PurpleHelKat: lol
PurpleHelKat: mine!
Diana172: dane will probably end up with those too because everyone already has them


Diana172: but they have diana value
PurpleHelKat: actually yeah, lol
Diana172: sweet diana value
Diana172: diana's fingers brushed these smooth creamy pages
PurpleHelKat: and here's where she spilled some coffee *tear*



PurpleHelKat: and that's teeeer not tair
PurpleHelKat: lol




Diana172: you can have my crazy clothes
PurpleHelKat: just give everything to me!
PurpleHelKat: they're too small
Diana172: lol, I bequeath EVERYTHING TO HELEN
PurpleHelKat: they'll have to be a clause for me to shrink



Diana172: cha all my pubsie books go to her
Diana172: everything else is you lover
Diana172: *love
Diana172: and *wink* lover
PurpleHelKat: lol



Diana172: wow I have a lot of crap
Diana172: a lot of worthless, worthless crap
Diana172: luckily, I'll be famous when I die so you can ebay all of it and live comfortably in beverly hills
Diana172: or maybe a nice mansion in paris
PurpleHelKat: hooray!



Diana172: I think I'm going to add a clause to mine: "in the event that everyone in the world dies except for one, *name removed*, I request that he not exhume (<--haha get it) happiness from my possessions but have them burned"


Diana172: I request that all of my possessions be buried with me
Diana172: in a giant hole in the ground
Diana172: so that in the afterlife, I might enjoy them



PurpleHelKat: would your executor have to pay for that?
PurpleHelKat: out of his own pocket
Diana172: I request that helen stop being so hooottt
Diana172: I hope so
Diana172: bastard
PurpleHelKat: i'm sorry, that's already done
PurpleHelKat: and done



Diana172: wanna be my executrix?
PurpleHelKat: as long as i don't have to pay for a tomb
Diana172: a fancy tomb
PurpleHelKat: or anything related to your burial, lol
Diana172: with a maze around it so it wont get robbed

Diana172: my death will be hilarious if I have anything to say about it

Diana172: I want to be buried in a crazy looking black mansion
Diana172: then I'll be part of the local's urban legends
Diana172: watch out for the evil vengeful spirit of diana
PurpleHelKat: ahahahaha




Diana172: do you want anything of mine?
DBL3204: ummm
DBL3204: ...can i have your cello?
Diana172: sure thing danny boy
DBL3204: you want anything?
Diana172: your soul


Diana172: um what do you have?
Diana172: maybe some dvds?
DBL3204: lets see, uhh i have southpark, lewis black, weird al, and aqua teen dvds
Diana172: ooh aqua teen
DBL3204: allrighty then
Diana172: sweet