"Helen, stop trying to be cool"-Diana
"Oh, I already *am* cool"-Helen

"I love you, Kurt"-Helen
"Oh, *shut* up"-Kurt

"That's a little strange…"-Mr. L (talking about Helen's math problem)
"So is her hair"-Kurt

*phone rings*
"Hark, I hear bells"-Mr. L

"Diana!"-Kurt
"Kurt, what the hell is wrong with you? Put some pants on"-Diana

"Kurt's not wearing pants? Come to my room"-Zach

"There's furniture on the stage…it's the drug lounge"-Diana

"You keep saying Heroin, and I keep going 'What do you want?' "-Carolyn (get it? *sigh*)

"How many people participate in sports?"-Speaker
"Does gym count?"-Zach

"I love you drug lady!"-Zach

"Oh you two, get a different note paper and make out!"-Zach's note to us.

"Any Questions?"-Drug lady'
"Yeah, do brain cells grow back?"-Zach

"Don't pen me! I don't want any Andrew on me!"-Zach (to me)

"I would like to take this time to say that while my hair is curly, I am not"-Zach

"WOO! … what are we clapping for? … DOWN WITH SADDAM!"-Zach

"Zach you shot me!"-Diana

"AAH, you stabbed me with your hair, god I just keep getting hurt"-Diana

"Whenever she starts talking about a project, I just move back here and all I can see is your head… nice hair by the way"-Katie

"What would you do if I could braid hair really fast and one day I braided all of your hair without you knowing. You'd be like 'Hey! When did I get corn rows?"-Katie

"Randy, quit smelling your poo"-Diana
"It smells like fruit"-Randy

"Don't fold my folder!"-Helen

"I'm going to write a letter to him, is there anything you want me to tell him?"-Diana
"Yes, tell him that #AF1907 will be at the meeting and will bring soda."-Dan
"Will do, will do"-Diana

"Kurt, that was really funny… wait, I'm still mad at you *Gives evil eye* "-Helen

"Do you know how long these things are? We stretched one around a house once"-Dan (talking about a plastic lei).

"Joe, Joe, put this lei on Mr. Faust when he comes back"-Dan
*Joe puts it around Mr. Faust's neck*
*Mr. Faust rips it off in tiny pieces*
*everyone applauds*

"I live in the ghetto…"-Helen

"Peter! What happened to your hair?"-Helen
"It looks like it died"-Diana
*he says something inaudible*
"…oh… it's …*fabulous* "-Helen

"Oh my god! It's like doing it to a dog… or when you're at the park and you feed a leaf to a duck!"-Diana
"..are you calling me a dog?" Joe

"Mr. Faust, do you know her name? She doesn't think you do"-Helen (about Kate)

"Dude, every time that kid talks, we're all going to break out in applause, ok?"-Diana

"Is it like the Mafia?"-Frank

"…Brian Ghingold, he's my boyfriend"-Diana
"Are you *serious* ??"-Frank
"…no"-Diana

"More pennies in your pocket… to throw at me"-Mr. Faust

"I found out I got that one wrong last night… I woke up and was like 'NOOOO' "-Kurt

"What's up with those kids stealing my book? I'm just going to start punching people, I'll start with the flute section"-Joe
"No, start with the oboes"-Helen
"Yeah, definitely the oboes"-Diana

"Hey, I was right… well I was right that I was wrong"-Zach

*Frank's nosebleed of fun section*

"FRANK! You might have AIDS!"-Helen

"I wanna see Frank answer his question now."-Joe

"Frank, you touched the box with your bloody hand"-Helen

"I faint at the sight of blood"-Joe

"It's all over your finger"-Alan
"I'll rub it in your hair"-Frank

"It's all over the box"-Dane
"Oh, I'll take the box"-Frank

"Would you like to go to the nurse?"-Mrs. Wills
"No, I'm fine"-Frank *cleaning blood off of the floor*

*end of Frank's nosebleed of fun section*

"I can't wait until I grow up, I'm gonna go on welfare"-Kurt

"Good bye… KATE"-Mr. Faust

"Joe's hoodie doesn't have the names on the back""-George
"Joe's gonna be a sophomore again next year, he'll get another hoodie"-Zach

"I'm gonna save up all of my welfare and go on a nice trip"--Kurt

"Mrs. Wills is giving out 0.0s"--Scott

"Yeah, Dane's on the 0.0 list"--Diana
"Nah, he's in honors... it's 0.5"--Helen