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"I thought it sounded pretty good... I could only hear myself"--Helen

"Yeah, that's right, andrew... take on the car"--Diana
"you wont!"

"You know, it really disturbs me that you guys eat all of this greasy food and then touch the instruments"--Mrs. Woj
"Well then there's only one thing to do..."--Diana
"No, you wipe it on your pants"--Helen
"And you think that gets it all off?"--Mrs. Woj
"No, no, first you lick your fingers and *then* you wipe them on your pants"--Molly
"And then you massage the rest into your hair"--Diana
"pants...they're nature's napkin"--Andrew
"Yes!"--Helen
"...*sigh* "--Mrs. Woj

"Randy, that thing is at least a week old"--Kate talking about Randy's "poo"
"No no, mike brings me a new one every day"--Randy
"You definitely touched my face with it three days ago"--Kate

"Diana, before I completely blow up, I'd like to say this..."--Mrs. Woj

"...Scott carried my books, I paid him in conversation hearts"--Diana
"Yeah, I'd better get those"--Scott
"Four pinks and two purples"--Diana

"Diana, you didn't do that? we started it at the same time!"--Helen
"Yeah, but I got tired.. and I started thinking about puppies"--Diana
"...it's *multiple choice*"--Helen
"Just give me your homework"--Diana

"No, dammit, we're going up there if it kills us"--Diana
"...fine"--Helen

"I wanna say hi to a teacher, dammit"--Helen

"Oh my god, you can get a pirate!"--Diana
"The WV Camels"--Helen
"The WV Lumberjacks"--Andrew

"Lol, the virgin mary!"--Diana
"The WV Virgins"--Diana/Helen