"Seriously, there's this guy here and he's really quiet. His name is harry and he's british"--Kate
"Are you serious? oh my god"--Diana
"Yeah, and katie and laura and I have this elaborate plan to make him marry laura"--Kate
"He's really quiet and he has tea with every meal"--Kate
"Does he call muffins crumpets? and ask him to pronounce advertisement"--Diana

"Is your roommate ok?"--Diana
"Yeah she's good"--Kate
"... no seriously"

"Yeah she's like a thug... an australian thug. like she has this accent and she listens to rap and has an eminem jacket"--Kate

"There's this totally attractive mexican boy here, and oh my god"--Kate
"really?"--Diana
"...he saw me in sweat pants and I told him I looked horrible and he told me I looked perfect... and he opens doors for people"--Kate
"Did he tell you there is beautiful you are?"