Diana172: you know what I was thinking
Diana172: bobby fijan knows my sn
StYx969: lol
Diana172: and in the quoteblog there's this thing about him being weird
Diana172: and his full name
Diana172: lol
StYx969: ahahaha
StYx969: i love you Bobby Fijan..you fuck...whoever you are..you are a fuck...but i love you..
Diana172: oh man, you know what would be great
StYx969: hmm
Diana172: if we really did hold the republican club meeting in her clubhouse
Diana172: or whatever she calls that thing, lol
Diana172: you do know that the "I love you bobby fijan, you fuck" thing is going in the quoteblog
StYx969: ol
StYx969: yup
Diana172: excellent
Diana172: more for him to find


Diana172: but anyway, about the clubhouse
Diana172: I think it would be really hot
StYx969: lol
Diana172: some crooked sign in the window "nun democrates aloud"
Diana172: sigh, I can see it now
StYx969: lol
StYx969: scribbled
Diana172: backwards "e"s
StYx969: lol
Diana172: I wish kate would come home so I could talk to her about it
Diana172: I told her and she said no, but I think if I prepare a speech... she'll give in



Diana172: ok, now... since john couldn't answer
Diana172: why are some plants fuzzy at the bottom?
StYx969: ?
StYx969: well
Diana172: because I'm sitting here
StYx969: i think it's protection
Diana172: looking at this plant, and it's fuzzy
Diana172: but what could that possibly do to protect it?
StYx969: like
StYx969: cuz that's where it's penis is
Diana172: lol, no it's not
Diana172: the penis is in the flower
Diana172: if you duct tape a care bear to your boxers and take a picture for me to put on the quoteblog
Diana172: I'll give you a dollar
StYx969: you don't have to pay me



Diana172: I really want to know about plant fuzz though
StYx969: i'm telling you
StYx969: pubic hair
Diana172: it's not pubic hair because it's not on the flower
StYx969: lol
Diana172: what's mr frey's phone number
StYx969: i dunno
StYx969: don't fuck with canada
Diana172: "hello mr frey...... yes I know what time it is .......but I have an emergency"
StYx969: we'd just crumble up and fly away
Diana172: "why are some plants fuzzy at the bottom?"
StYx969: hmm
StYx969: he'd be like
StYx969: FUCK YOU
Diana172: yeah
Diana172: maybe i'll call mr l
Diana172: he's a smart guy

Diana172: I give up
Diana172: apparently there is no reason for the fuzz
StYx969: lol.
StYx969: ask jeeves
Diana172: I did and he was all
Diana172: fuck you I don't have an answer
Diana172: you know what's gross?
Diana172: flavor blasted goldfish
StYx969: lol
Diana172: but dolphins and friends.... well that's just amazing

StYx969: life isn't a beauty contest..really..like who fuckin' cares how your hair looks? lol
Diana172: men care
StYx969: not all men
Diana172: ok, all straight men
Diana172: minus my dad
StYx969: <---Straight
StYx969: doesn't care
Diana172: sure you care, you just don't know it
Diana172: if my hair was all screwed up all the time you'd think I was dirty because I look like hermione

StYx969: man i wish i could write meaningful lyrics
Diana172: you wrote my epitaph
Diana172: and now you're going to say that you can't write well?
StYx969: lol
Diana172: that's going to be engraved in my tombstone
Diana172: and tombstones are forever
Diana172: like diamonds
Diana172: ooo, i want a diamond tombstone
StYx969: wow
Diana172: I'm sorry, what were we talking about?


Diana172: oh man, I've been hungrified
Diana172: time for tacos
StYx969: OHH!
TAQUITOS!
Diana172: you know what, .... taco bell should lower their prices... and deliver
Diana172: oh man, that would be great
StYx969: lol
StYx969: i should get a senior liscence
Diana172: yeah because then you'd be all, oh man it's really late and I'm lazy and woah... all I have to do is pick up the phone to enjoy sweet sweet tacos in 30-45 minutes


StYx969: wb you...person
Diana172: person? person is that all you think of me
Diana172: jeez, I think I had too many lolipops
StYx969: uhm...
Diana172: oh man I love lolipops
StYx969: God-like..entity..in the shape..of...a..oh well since you really don't care i'll stop
Diana172: lol
Diana172: aww
Diana172: oo, the chocolate ones with tootsie rolls in them
StYx969: see
StYx969: lol
Diana172: see, the other tootsie pops clearly do not compare with the chocolate


StYx969: oh man
StYx969: Alan
Diana172: wa?
StYx969: no one ever made fun of his last name
StYx969: i mean come on
Diana172: wa?
StYx969: the baltant obvious funny word to make fun of Alan
Diana172: everyone makes fun of his name
StYx969: ALAN WORCHISTER !!
Diana172: they call him shirt washer
Diana172: shit masher
Diana172: some other stuff too but I forget
Diana172: ask kurt
Diana172: oh , ... it was something flosser
StYx969: lol
StYx969: literhozen
Diana172: that's what kurt said?
StYx969: no
StYx969: i wish
Diana172: lol
Diana172: ask him
Diana172: and while your at it, ask him if he thinks the quoteblog sucks now


StYx969: i wish i could make anime faces...both..physically AND typographically...and not even be japanese
Diana172: see, I just don't even understand that
Diana172: but anime is the center of all evil


StYx969: i get seizures
Diana172: really?
Diana172: well I'm not surprised
StYx969: and i'm don't even have lepresy
Diana172: ...lol
StYx969: epilepsy
Diana172: green spots always make me twitch
StYx969: HOORAY i'm not epileptic
Diana172: lol
StYx969: i just have leprsy *waves arm falls off*
Diana172: I am, it all happened at the hockey game
StYx969: i'm just as bad i supose
StYx969: my spelling is that of a fifth grader
StYx969: SEE
StYx969: i'm like...5 years older than a 5th grader..or something
Diana172: oh don't worry about it, I just make stuff up when I can't spell
Diana172: lol
Diana172: six

StYx969: i remember one time
StYx969: when Dale used to rape my nipples..and like..stuff
StYx969: why'd he have to go to spam



StYx969: go jump over a pile of jello in the special olypmics
StYx969: i hear jello is quite cushiony if you fall
StYx969: ...i'm going to invent the jello football field..


Diana172: who do you like better, mr frey or mr l
StYx969: i never had mr. frey
StYx969: so i wouldn't know
StYx969: he's likew a gnome...he taunts me
StYx969: i felt such anxiety the day he subbed for Mrs. Wills
StYx969: HI MR. FREY!!
Diana172: oh man
StYx969: oh hey everyone..and..WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!
Diana172: I was so happy that day
Diana172: lol
Diana172: I wanted to hug him
StYx969: hi mr frey you don't know me
StYx969: can i go to the bathroom
StYx969: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU
StYx969: no
StYx969: sit down SHIT HEAD



Diana172: do you have work?
StYx969: oh ya
StYx969: Kool Aide man
Diana172: ?
Diana172: you're a kool aid man?
StYx969: i wish
StYx969: no wait
StYx969: he's a glass bastard


StYx969: no
StYx969: i can't say this
StYx969: cuz
StYx969: i'll go straight to hell
StYx969: and it's really mean
StYx969: but i must..lol
Diana172: go for it
Diana172: tell god I made you