Diana172: hey john
Paradoxdude: yea?
Diana172: why are some plants fuzzy at the bottom?
Paradoxdude: the better to tickle you with

Paradoxdude: dude, where did we play chess all the time?
Diana172: um, never?
Diana172: the only place I've ever even watched a chess match was at pine view
Diana172: because the chess club kids were suprisingly attractive