StYx969: check out how much of a dork i am
Diana172: ?
StYx969: KLRK210: how could anyone in band not know you
Diana172: lol
StYx969: KLRK210: you and jody are famous
StYx969: KLRK210: how could anyone forget you mooning kevin hart



Diana172: now I really want one
StYx969: lol
Diana172: I have to think of a good pose
Diana172: and then they can cover me in plaster
Diana172: and then fill the mold with bronze





Diana172: do you think that if someone were to get married at my monument that they'd invite me?
StYx969: yup
StYx969: lol
Diana172: excellent
Diana172: even though a monument says that like
Diana172: I'm dead
Diana172: I'll be alive
StYx969: lol
StYx969: you'll never die
Diana172: nope, so long as my monument stands and people get married at it
Diana172: I'll be there
StYx969: lol
Diana172: maybe we'll call it a shrine
Diana172: until I'm dead, then it can be a monument



Diana172: I have the labyrinth soundtrack
Diana172: I just thought of that
Diana172: is that sad



Brittanic1: you don't need the alcohol.
Brittanic1: you're fine without it.
StYx969: he said i looked 21





StYx969: all you do is make fun of me
StYx969: lol
Diana172: I don't make fun of you
StYx969: mhmm
StYx969: brb real quick
Diana172: ok
StYx969: while i provew you wrong
Diana172: lol, I'm looking forward to it
StYx969: StYx969: man i fuckion' hate Zelda
Diana172: lol, I kicked your ass
Diana172: that's not making fun of you
Diana172: asking you what a fuck ion is would be making fun of you

Diana172: ok, fine you win
StYx969: ahah bow down to my amazing research skills





Diana172: what can I do that's fun
Diana172: when I was home alone for that month, I made myself a duct tape crown
Diana172: I was the queen
StYx969: lol
Diana172: and we have lots of colors too, so it was pretty
StYx969: of duct tape
Diana172: yeah
Diana172: I think I went insane that month
Diana172: I was home alone, and not allowed to leave the house
StYx969: lol
Diana172: but I was the queen, so it was ok
StYx969: ya
StYx969: you were the queen alright
Diana172: I was the best queen this house has ever seen
Diana172: I ruled over it like nobody's business





Styx969:
To: Dr. Albert Oxford
Subject: bobby andrews

i found my son bobby downloading music just floatign there next to his computer like a piece of excrement in a commode. i have included his name and address below i hope you arrest him thanx but dont arrest his brother davey. arrest bobby he downloads tons of illegal things hes also a dick

-my mom






StYx969: it compares kazaa to raping little boys
Diana172: yes, I make that connection all the time
StYx969: me too
StYx969: sometimes i like it
StYx969: well
StYx969: all the time
Diana172: kazaa= global warming, corrupt politicians, and (during winter) global cooling
StYx969: mmm little boys





StYx969: you can play it jazzy too
StYx969: cuz i know you like that shit
sWoOsH2884: lol sweet
StYx969: like
StYx969: do...do do do...do do do...do do do
Diana172: lol
StYx969: StYx969: you know what i mean
sWoOsH2884: yup
StYx969: and everyone will be like
StYx969: HOLY FUCK
StYx969: Kevin Hart in a band with Zach Kraynak
StYx969: let's fuck him
sWoOsH2884: lol




Diana172: pig, peg, leg, ley, fey, fly, sty, yesss I did it



Diana172: I'm not sure why but I have a weird thing with dried bananas


Diana172: superior quality
Diana172: scoop your own
Diana172: *contented sigh*



StYx969: dammit
StYx969: fuckin smileys
StYx969: ;-P should really be one
Diana172: I think it'd be the best smiley ever





Diana172: what would you do if dane filmed you in the shower?
StYx969: fuckin' kill him




Diana172: it was just the girls
Diana172: and dan
Diana172: but when he's with us, he becomes a girl so
StYx969: lol
Diana172: wait no a lady







StYx969: Skid Mark strikes again
Diana172: ?
StYx969: his front is the bulge
StYx969: well
StYx969: me and Steve have this old school comic
StYx969: Poopsie the Fire Hyrdant






StYx969: DairySlave: i solved my rubics cube... i am all that is great
StYx969: you had online help
StYx969: you shit head
Diana172: lol
StYx969: StYx969: *wabam*
DairySlave: it still took me two hours
StYx969: MUAHAHAHAHAHAH




Diana172: because my brain stopped functioning so I can't even amuse myself with my craziness





StYx969: my favorite is Crackie and Smackey
Diana172: me too
Diana172: write them a song
StYx969: and the blood splattering out Sharpie and Wristie
Diana172: lol
Diana172: if I find a good ftp that doesn't hate that I have a 33.6, I'll put them on the quoteblog





StYx969: i love those character
StYx969: lol
StYx969: Skid Mark is Froot of your Poon brand lol





StYx969: and the rest are just highly offensive
StYx969: the women sign with a penis
Diana172: lol
StYx969: promoting wrist slicing and crack and smack
Diana172: some of the drawings are hard to make out
Diana172: so I just assume whatever I can't figure out is a penis





RicoSteven: dude you're sick
RicoSteven: but amazing




StYx969: we're promoting homosexuality, drug use AND suicide
StYx969: and..poor anal hygiene
RicoSteven: and cannibalism
Diana172: that's what every comic should promote
StYx969: i know
StYx969: especially poor anal hygiene
Diana172: lol
Diana172: kids need that sort of thing
StYx969: i know
StYx969: so they can smell
Diana172: without it.... well I just don't even want to think about it






StYx969: like an...an...ani...
Diana172: lol
StYx969: is that the plural of anus
StYx969: ani
StYx969: aynei
StYx969: hmm
StYx969: that's a tricky one
Diana172: not sure I've ever talked about multiple asses when using the word anus
StYx969: neither have i
StYx969: well
Diana172: this sounds like a job for dictionary.com




Diana172: what if I became a hitman
StYx969: awesome





Diana172: entertain me
StYx969: how so
StYx969: http://www.livejournal.com/users/swoosh2884/
Diana172: lol, been there






Diana172: I hate the florida gators
StYx969: ?
Diana172: and all of their fans
Diana172: every single one of them
Diana172: and regular aligators too, because it's scary to be chased by them