StYx969: http://www.geocities.com/the_original_blinker/2Pac.html
Diana172: friday the 13th is a pretty suspicious day
StYx969: lol
StYx969: Tupac isn't dead
StYx969: how do you know
StYx969: Friday the 13th is a suspcious day
Diana172: lol, it's their first "suspicious fact"
Diana172: clearly the most important goes first
Diana172: tupac always wore a bullet proof vest?
Diana172: what the hell kind of paranoid freak was he?
Diana172: well I guess it was a good idea since he was shot

StYx969: i wish i was tupac
Diana172: but then you'd be dead
StYx969: well
StYx969: at least i'd know the truth



Diana172: what would you do if your parents got a bug zapper
StYx969: take it down
StYx969: or
StYx969: make a carboard people zapper
StYx969: and poke them with knives saying how do you like it lol



Diana172: how much would a kiddy pool's worth of jello cost?
StYx969: i dunno
StYx969: i'll buy the jello
StYx969: you buy the kiddie pool


Diana172: kaaatee mattern... kaaatee mattern.... this is her song
LuvSein: everybody loves me, esp me


RicoSteven: i swear if you aren't a multimillionaire when you're older then i'll just lose all sense of reality
StYx969: ?
RicoSteven: usually when you hear about the humble beginnings of those who make the big money now...they sound alot like the shit you do



Diana172: sometimes I do that in front of my dad
StYx969: eh
Diana172: and he just stares at me
StYx969: what dance like a monkey?
Diana172: yeah
Diana172: basically just fling my arms around and jump
Diana172: lol
StYx969: see i'll go up to my brother and slap him really hard and then hide behind my mom
StYx969: and then we get tackled



Diana172: six...teen... candles



StYx969: so how are you
StYx969: lol
Diana172: I'm confused
StYx969: it's ok if you like girls
Diana172: ?
StYx969: everybody hurts sometimes
StYx969: lol
Diana172: wa
Diana172: make it stop
StYx969: lol
StYx969: muahah
StYx969: i'm good



Diana172: I still have a million nerds in this box
Diana172: I love nerds
Diana172: they're nerdalicioso
Diana172: that's spanish
Diana172: lol
Diana172: just add an o



Diana172: a robot... that looks just like me
Diana172: so I can leave the house and they wouldn't know
Diana172: and I'd be all ... I'm out of the house... and my robot would be all ... beep
StYx969: lol
Diana172: now that I think of this... I really want a robot
Diana172: put a tape player in her hair
Diana172: "hi... I'm Diana.... uh huh..... uh huh.... that's interesting.............. hi, I'm Diana..."



Diana172: I should make a song about my robot
Diana172: what rhymes with robo
Diana172: t
Diana172: so not
Diana172: lol
StYx969: lol
Diana172: I am Diana's robot
Diana172: (something) I am so not
StYx969: Diana's fuckin' hot
Diana172: lol
StYx969: so that means i am too
StYx969: she's out bein cool
StYx969: getting laid and drinking coke
Diana172: lol
StYx969: thank god she doesn't look like Al Roke........r
Diana172: lol
Diana172: yay
Diana172: robot song



Diana172: I want to play the lute
Diana172: lute lute lute
Diana172: I could be in band
Diana172: it's just like a flute... only without the f




Diana172: or one of those big horns people play on mountain tops
Diana172: and then some huge bear will come and try to eat me
Diana172: and I'll ride a goat to safety
Diana172: singing the safety dance
StYx969: lol
StYx969: lol
StYx969: woah
StYx969: that's creep
StYx969: y
Diana172: ?
StYx969: lol
Diana172: why?
StYx969: you have it all planned out
Diana172: yeah
StYx969: like tupac
StYx969: lol
Diana172: but do you think you can actually ride a goat
Diana172: I think I'd break it's back
Diana172: I need a beefy goat
Diana172: but then ...
Diana172: if it was all beefy
Diana172: it wouldn't be able to out run a bear
Diana172: so if I ever play a big horn on a mountain, I'll be eaten by a bear
StYx969: lol
Diana172: which is kind of a cool way to die
StYx969: yuq
StYx969: ya
Diana172: so if I'm ever suicidal and I want a good obituary... I'll get a big horn
Diana172: or
Diana172: I could beat the bear to death with the horn



Diana172: you know what I want
Diana172: a golf cart
StYx969: lol
Diana172: every time I've been in a golf cart... it's been pretty fun
StYx969: why
Diana172: and i'm looking to have some fun, myself
Diana172: a golf cart is the way to go
Diana172: my sister and I rode a golf cart through fort wilderness and into a tree
Diana172: ol
Diana172: *lol
StYx969: lol
Diana172: we were running out of power though, so it wasn't as cool as it sounds
StYx969: lol
Diana172: it just happened to hit the tree as it was dying
StYx969: \ohh
StYx969: no fun
Diana172: pitter... patter.... .. thud
Diana172: no it was funn
Diana172: it was hilarious
StYx969: lol
Diana172: we couldn't turn in time



Diana172: guess what I'm doing
StYx969: hmm
Diana172: feeling the fuzz on my plant
StYx969: lol
Diana172: stupid fuzzy plant
StYx969: lol
StYx969: awww
Diana172: I don't think I've ever been so obsessed with something before
StYx969: lol
Diana172: I just have to know why it's fuzzy
Diana172: lol
StYx969: lol
Diana172: some parts of it are kinda sharp
StYx969: lol
Diana172: like the segments of stem
StYx969: like sputnik
Diana172: maybe it's so it will lure it's prey to it
StYx969: spherical but quick pointy in parts
StYx969: lol
Diana172: because the fuzz is really soft
Diana172: then they pet the softness and then cut themselves and bleed to death
Diana172: and then the plant gets nutrients from your dead decaying body
Diana172: it all makes sense now



******Kate 'n' Diana*******

Diana172: kaaatee mattern... kaaatee mattern.... this is her song
LuvSein: everybody loves me, esp me
Diana172: too true
Diana172: so
Diana172: I went to that book sale in the old service merchandise
Diana172: and I bought bennett's book
LuvSein: sweet any good?
LuvSein: oh my book?
Diana172: yeah the book you lent me which I think I gave back
Diana172: but maybe not
Diana172: I still have your ann coulter one
Diana172: lol, kate
Diana172: you gave those to me last summer
LuvSein: i own an anne coulter one? i dont think so girl
Diana172: and I gave you back one
Diana172: lol
Diana172: uhh yeah you do because I have it
Diana172: lol
LuvSein: what! i dont thinkkkkk so...
LuvSein: maybe i guess
LuvSein: obviosuly i dont miss it
Diana172: lol
Diana172: kate, you're so cute
LuvSein: YOU are
LuvSein: hey are you up for a movie this week?
Diana172: woah, I know... but you're a bit cuter
Diana172: sure thing
LuvSein: i dont think thats possible. excellent. we have a date
LuvSein: ME! a date with DIANA
Diana172: oh it is possible
Diana172: your hair is all cute and short
Diana172: lol
LuvSein: your hair is all not sucky and long
Diana172: uhh no way, all you had to do was put on one of those headband things and crazy ugly kid was totally attracted to you
Diana172: even made a little guesture to show how much he enjoys your cuteness
LuvSein: eeew never mention crazy ugly kid again
Diana172: lol
LuvSein: it was deeply scarring
Diana172: kate, you have to tell me what he did
LuvSein: there were vulgarities and profanity involved
Diana172: oh come on, tell me
LuvSein: there was crotch grabbing and very bad language
Diana172: lol
Diana172: can I put that in the quoteblog?
LuvSein: lol is that funny? it seesm mostly sad and gross to me
Diana172: lol
Diana172: what did he say?
LuvSein: i dont want to spoil your innocence
Diana172: lol
Diana172: I can't believe how cute you are
LuvSein: lol no diana thats you
Diana172: lol
LuvSein: the boy i was absolutely in love with at gov school is online and i wish i really was cute so i could im him and propose
Diana172: lol
Diana172: are you taking ap bio?
LuvSein: sigh. no physics
Diana172: waaaa
LuvSein: ill take that seniot year. sorry!
Diana172: lol
Diana172: but you'll be taking ap math and ap english and ap bio at the same time
Diana172: are you.... insane
LuvSein: i wont take ap math
LuvSein: just ap bio and english
Diana172: I see
LuvSein: see? im goooldeen
Diana172: lol
Diana172: I bought a smith and wesson wallet
LuvSein: oooh sweetness where
Diana172: big lots
Diana172: lol
Diana172: I'm so proud of it
Diana172: big letters... smith and wesson
Diana172: lol
LuvSein: i want one!
Diana172: then you must go get one my friend
Diana172: lol, if you're actually going to get one they're in cosmetics
Diana172: on the same side as the cosmetic bags
Diana172: dig
Diana172: lol
LuvSein: dig baby
LuvSein: in cosmetics?
Diana172: yep
Diana172: kinda by the gross smelling perfumes
LuvSein: thats odd
LuvSein: eew
LuvSein: its better to war no perfume than cheap perfume
Diana172: lol
LuvSein: honestly. are you by a tv> turn on jenny jones if so
Diana172: he's pretty good
Diana172: lol
Diana172: look at him moonwalk
Diana172: nice hat, lady
LuvSein: yeah i know. you missed some of the funniest ones tho
Diana172: aww
LuvSein: sadly, ive seen this twcie before. its my fav episode
Diana172: I'm watching the tom green show
Diana172: lol
LuvSein: nooo this is better
LuvSein: he has a skunk-stache
Diana172: lol, ok
Diana172: oooo
Diana172: oh man, pete probably isn't going to be in ap
Diana172: we're going to be deprived of our stalin stache
LuvSein: blood it
LuvSein: well maybe in another class
Diana172: ... I don't think so
Diana172: lol
Diana172: maybe we can have a field trip and visit him
LuvSein: lol that would be sweet
LuvSein: we'd all just file in, clap, and leave
Diana172: lol
Diana172: only in our school is clapping an insult
Diana172: ... a big insult
Diana172: lol
LuvSein: a big sarcastic insult
Diana172: lol
Diana172: a big sarcastic insult making fun of both your intelligence and body hair
LuvSein: which only is more insulting if youre too dumb to be insulted
Diana172: lol
LuvSein: we should clap when we see him in the hall or on the street
Diana172: in the street would be great
Diana172: we could find out where he lives
Diana172: and all come to his door with balloons
Diana172: maybe a big phony check too so he thinks he's won something
Diana172: otherwise he wont open the door
LuvSein: that would be ideal. i wonder if hed understand the mockery then
Diana172: lol
Diana172: we could let him keep the check and follow him and watch him try to deposit a door-sized phony check
LuvSein: lol id cry with happiness
Diana172: we should also invent a salt bomb
Diana172: or put a big bucket of salt over his door so when he opens it to receive his check... boom

******End ******


Diana172: I'm going to play the waterphone
Diana172: it's like a bong with mallets... and no dope
spikesofsilver: how...interesting
Diana172: thanks
spikesofsilver: now let's see you actually do that...lol
Diana172: please
Diana172: anyone can beat a bong with a mallet
spikesofsilver: ah, but can you do it well
spikesofsilver: i'd actually like to see what mrs. woj would do if you said "i'm giving up the cello and orchestra completely to play the waterphone"
Diana172: first of all, I'm pretty sure there's no room for a waterphone in the orchestra
Diana172: but hey... I like mr k