Diana172: oh life in a bubble... you tempt me

"dan dan!"--Diana
"Trog-dor!"--Dan

"...maybe we should turn it down a bit"--Helen
"Maybe we should turn it up a lot"--Diana


StYx969: woah good call there
Diana172: oh shut up it's late
Diana172: and I have to pee
Diana172: piddle makes my brain stop functioning
StYx969: me too
StYx969: cept
StYx969: i have to poo
Diana172: lol
StYx969: so really
StYx969: not me too
StYx969: but me number 2
Diana172: well you can't because you have to talk to me
StYx969: well then i'll just soil myself
Diana172: if that's what you must do
Diana172: so what's up?
Diana172: lol
Diana172: poor fishie, you never eat
StYx969: nm just this hear poo in my pants



StYx969: you wouldn't be able to piss it off by tapping
Diana172: yeah but that just makes its life that much more unbearable




Diana172: is he cute?
Diana172: like in a non zach is gay way




StYx969: Diana
StYx969: i swear to God
Diana172: do you even believe in god?



Diana172: everyone knows who I am
StYx969: meet new kids
Diana172: yeah no
Diana172: lol
StYx969: actually
StYx969: lol
Diana172: hey, did you just make fun of me?
StYx969: no
StYx969: i meant actually they do
Diana172: yeah uh huh
StYx969: no seriously
StYx969: i think your more popular than Kurt

StYx969: who..drools all over himself
StYx969: like
StYx969: he's famous for drooling




StYx969: oh she's in orchestra
StYx969: and she plays cello
StYx969: and woah at least she's goit normal hair
Diana172: yeah, that makes me reaally popular
StYx969: i seriously heard that once




Diana172: have you pooed yet?
StYx969: no
Diana172: aww, zach
Diana172: that's the sweetest thing anyone's ever done for me
Diana172: sometimes I just say things to quote myself in the quoteblo
Diana172: g
Diana172: I'm really conceited
Diana172: except for the fact that I don't like myself
StYx969: lol
Diana172: does that make sense?
StYx969: nope
StYx969: but that's ok
Diana172: lol
Diana172: people tend to use me, probably why I'm all dead on the inside




StYx969: someone told me you can burn hell and i kinda looked at them and just said "LEHMAN!?"
StYx969: and like
StYx969: the kid ran away




StYx969: but
StYx969: in this day and age
StYx969: Hell can't be THAT big lol




StYx969: Pat's a big girl
Diana172: he was much nicer when he wasn't talking





StYx969: can i poo now
StYx969: cuz i really have to go
Diana172: :-(
StYx969: like seriously
Diana172: how long?
StYx969: i just realized
StYx969: it's prarie doggin'
StYx969: probably like 2 minutes
StYx969: lol
Diana172: jeez
StYx969: it's almost out
Diana172: ok
Diana172: go go
StYx969: it wants to say hi
Diana172: aaa
Diana172: just go!





StYx969: mm
Diana172: ...?
StYx969: thanks
StYx969: that was some good stuff
Diana172: lol, I was like
StYx969: lol
Diana172: do I want to know?
StYx969: well i got my daily dose of fiber
StYx969: and then some
Diana172: aaaaaa
Diana172: make it stop make it stop






Diana172: you know what I'm going to name my kid?
StYx969: luftwaffe
Diana172: filbert
Diana172: or quagmire



Diana172: you know what I like
Diana172: websites that are so clever
StYx969: me too
Diana172: that their url can be read as two different things
Diana172: hey now, don't get ahead of me
StYx969: i hate those ones that don't let you quit
StYx969: sorry
StYx969: lol
StYx969: i also like the one that say would you like two CDs
Diana172: like the site I'm at now... rebelsnail..... is it rebel's nail? rebel snail?
StYx969: would you like to CDs nuts





StYx969: he deals with me
StYx969: and i like...am super crazy
Diana172: ok, you're way crazier than I am





StYx969: i like attacked his eggs the one day
Diana172: he has eggs?
StYx969: at ollie's
Diana172: you told me there was nothing wrong with him
Diana172: ollie's scares me
StYx969: there is nothing wrong with him
StYx969: he eats eggs






StYx969: what gets you
StYx969: the hairiness of his back
Diana172: aaaaaaaaaa
Diana172: stop stop stop stop stop
StYx969: or the way he is the same person as Brian Ghingold
Diana172: stop stop sto p
Diana172: make it stop it hurts





Diana172: woah
Diana172: check it out
StYx969: lol
StYx969: ?
Diana172: http://hondakid86.blogspot.com/
Diana172: look at his blog links
Diana172: he loves me
StYx969: ..
StYx969: woah
Diana172: yeah baby
StYx969: you're number 1
Diana172: he looovvesss me
Diana172: yeah I'm number one
Diana172: in the non bathroom way
Diana172: NEVER have I felt so alive
StYx969: lol
Diana172: oh my god
StYx969: not even when you shower
StYx969: man
StYx969: ?
Diana172: my blog was on the "blogs we've noticed recently" thing
Diana172: I'm so special!
StYx969: lol
StYx969: and you said it sucks
Diana172: fuck, I'm like... amazing
Diana172: it does suck
Diana172: but I'm still amazing
StYx969: lol
Diana172: my people... they adore me





Diana172: I'll get a csk
Diana172: and I love those
Diana172: they make me feel so good




Diana172: aaa, eye fogging
Diana172: must blink more






StYx969: mmm warm blankie
Diana172: eww
StYx969: what
StYx969: it's warm





Diana172: no one else is on
StYx969: lol
StYx969: nope
Diana172: so I'm going to have to go to bed now too
StYx969: in fact
Diana172: which makes me angry
StYx969: lol
Diana172: and sad
Diana172: and a little hungry







StYx969: ARR i'm angry..and..and...sad...but..mm this here waffle cheers me right up

Diana172: uhh don't laugh
Diana172: because I seriously am like that with food
StYx969: when did i laugh
Diana172: which is why I went shopping for pez for three hours today
StYx969: woah
Diana172: it was implied
StYx969: creepy lol
Diana172: yeah pretty much
Diana172: I'm a little obsessive with food





Diana172: stephen, I love you
SMC Zero: i love the world diana





SMC Zero: u know how that is
Diana172: I wish, stephen, I wish





Diana172: stephen stephen is my best btown friend
SMC Zero: fo real?
Diana172: surely
SMC Zero: awesome
Diana172: whenever I get a carton of tropicana, I turn it over and look at the name bradenton
Diana172: and sigh
Diana172: lol
SMC Zero: haha thats true, ,i never thought of that
SMC Zero: tropicana puts us on the map
Diana172: yeah they do
SMC Zero: and that movie great expectations
Diana172: see, palmetto? nothing.. bradenton... tropicana