Tetsuo Rising: With much yelling of "Cranberry sauce? Disgusting! Hey, don't you insult the cranberry..."



AlienQ7: say, do you know anything about lighting fireplaces?
AlienQ7: because then you'd be an expert
Diana172: I'm from florida
Diana172: so no
AlienQ7: i'm from columbia
AlienQ7: so i have cocaine



Diana172: excellent
AlienQ7: i knew you'd say that
Diana172: that's what I always say when I don't care
Diana172: I mean... I do care


AlienQ7: i guess you're right
AlienQ7: right?
AlienQ7: ..........WRONG!



Diana172: hum?
AlienQ7: whistle?
Diana172: toot?
AlienQ7: regurgitate?
Diana172: chortle?
AlienQ7: snort?
Diana172: gag?
AlienQ7: rape?
Diana172: yes?
AlienQ7: where?
Diana172: middle of the street?
AlienQ7: 10 minutes?
Diana172: 5?
AlienQ7: better?
Diana172: bring cookies?
AlienQ7: and handcuffs?



Diana172: with knives
AlienQ7: and handcuffs?
Diana172: and cookies?
AlienQ7: chocolate chip?
Diana172: sprinkles?
AlienQ7: hot chocolate?
Diana172: please?
AlienQ7: it was 5 minutes 2 minutes ago?
Diana172: fuck?
AlienQ7: ok?
Diana172: five minutes?
Diana172: no ten?
AlienQ7: that's enough time?
Diana172: how long does it take to buy cookies?



Diana172: unless I'm kidnapped?
AlienQ7: and raped?
Diana172: by you?
AlienQ7: that was my plan?
Diana172: that's because I'm hot?
AlienQ7: unlike my fireplace?
Diana172: hot like a floridian?
AlienQ7: from maine?
Diana172: without a tan?
AlienQ7: i'm getting rather tired of all these question marks?
Diana172: me too?
AlienQ7: ok, let's stop?
Diana172: ok?
AlienQ7: wow, that is pretty bizarre, you're from florida and you don't have a tan?



StYx969: i'm not privelaged enough to see Dane without a shirt on


Tetsuo Rising: Note to self: Cancel last note to self.



Tetsuo Rising: I'm not one for sudden.
Tetsuo Rising: Plenty of inertia to overcome.




MCar658181 [12:10 AM]: looking for low mortgage rates? how about a low interest credit card?
Arcane056 [12:10 AM]: how about you shut the hell up?




Diana172: you know you'd miss my hair
Arcane056: no i wouldn't
Arcane056: i'd find it and keep it locked in a box
Arcane056: without you knowing
Diana172: because you worship me?




Arcane056: why? are you interested?
Diana172: in girls?



AlienQ7: ddamn
AlienQ7: with double d's like the fucking concerto
Diana172: the extra d is for dipsomania!



Arcane056: i told the truth, fed ya bullshit, and ya shot down both
Arcane056: take what you want and be happy
Diana172: I'm just that kind of person, jeff



Arcane056: (...) both write down numbers willingly
Diana172: willingly my ASS
Arcane056: i hate you



Arcane056: do I need to TAPE RECORD my conversation tomorow to prove to you I'm not as weird as I am?
Arcane056: ...well that came out wrong




Arcane056: you're so mean to me. :(
Diana172: yeah
Diana172: but what can you do




Arcane056: yes, because the classroom has an oven
Diana172: you don't know it doesn't



Diana172: dirt?
Arcane056: no
Diana172: hair?
Arcane056: no..
Diana172: spit?
Arcane056: no..
Diana172: love?
Arcane056: those aren't toppings
Diana172: lol, they are in my world


Arcane056: thats when I saw the ticket said. FAUST
Arcane056: and i was like. "..as in mr?

Diana172: "here mr faust... I baked it golden brown with love"
Arcane056: actually i forgot it was in the oven and came out toasty black


Arcane056: anyway, he ordered two large pies, one half mushroom, half pepperoni, the other was half mushroom/hotpeppers, half plain
Diana172: wow, that's creepy jeff



Arcane056: when I said hi to him he smiled and then made a gagging motion




Diana172: what would you do if I shaved my head and sent you the hair in a box?
Paradoxdude: make a wig and wear it
Diana172: would you tell people you scalped your ex to get the hair?
Paradoxdude: sure
Diana172: because otherwise, I'm not going to send it
Paradoxdude: i will, i promise
Diana172: good




Arcane056: diana save me please
Arcane056: KeiTheDemonic [1:09 AM]: Ppl are titled ta them!!!
Arcane056: in reference to mistakes...


Diana172: wow.......
Diana172: tell her that Diana makes no mistakes
Arcane056: this is why i'm looking for somebody intelligent
Diana172: Diana is your god


Arcane056 [1:10 AM]: Diana makes no mistakes, Diana is my God.
KeiTheDemonic [1:11 AM]: Who's that?!
Arcane056 [1:11 AM]: lol
Arcane056 [1:11 AM]: she just told me to say that
Arcane056 [1:11 AM]: andy's ex

Arcane056:
KeiTheDemonic [1:11 AM]: Wutever!!!!!!!!
KeiTheDemonic [1:11 AM]: I know that!!!1





Diana172: and, dammit, if Diana says "ppl" are not "titled ta" making mistakes, then that's what I believe
Arcane056: lol
Diana172: she can spell demonic though, give her that at least
Arcane056: KeiTheDemonic [1:12 AM]: It's one of her business!!!!!!
KeiTheDemonic [1:12 AM]: Fucker!!!



Diana172: tell her that I love her
Diana172: and ppl should all get 2gether and <3 eachutha